100+ Funny Airplane Puns that Are Sky-High

Airplanes are very important for people who need to travel across the world in a jiffy. They have indeed reduced travel times drastically and have indeed made the world a smaller place. Wordplay related to airplanes is always enjoyable irrespective of how frequently you fly.

Funny Airplane Puns

  • Why did no one appreciate the puns about airplanes?
Because it did not take off.
  • Why did everyone panic when I saw my friend Jack on an airplane and said “Hi!” to him?
Because I shouted, “Hi! Jack.”
  • What did the pilot say when the plane he was flying crashed with a group of birds in the sky?
He shouted, “What the flock!”
  • What does a person being served lunch on a plane think while the food is being brought to him?
“I hope for the breast but am prepared for the wurst.”
  • Why did the man with depression pay extra along with his plane fare?
Because he was charged for his emotional baggage that he would bring with him into the aircraft.
  • What would you call a cross between a plane and a snake?
A Boeing constrictor.
  • Why did the pilot say that he did not do drugs while he was flying an aircraft?
Because he was asked how high he would get.
  • What happened when the pilot who was undergoing a flying test flew through the middle of a rainbow?
He passed with flying colours.
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  • Why was the pilot lucky in terms of the employment opportunities he got?
Because he landed a job each time he dropped in an application.
  • Why is the experience of travelling on a flying carpet not very good?
Because it tends to get rugged.
  • I have always suffered from acrophobia throughout my life but it reached new heights when I travelled by an airplane.
  • Why was the industry of aviation flourishing?
Because businesses in that sector were taking off very fast.
  • Why did the company making aircrafts grow very big?
Because its sales had reached new heights.
  • What would you call someone who works as a pilot and lives his life on the edge?
  • What would you call a cross between an airplane and a magician?
A flying sorcerer.
  • What would you call an aeroplane that will crash for sure? .
An error-plane
  • What happened to the pilot who started making up stories about his flying endeavors?
He went into a tale spin.
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  • What do you realise when you wear a watch on an airplane?
That time flies.
  • What does the guard at the English airport do to vagabonds roaming the premises?
Heathrows them out.
  • Why did the boy with a quick temper fail to qualify as a pilot?
Because he had an attitude problem.
  • Why was everyone in his family surprised when he decided to be a skydiver? .
Because he took that decision out of the blue
  • What happened soon after the airplane was invented?
Things started to look up.
  • How did the astronaut describe his journey in the aircraft?
He said that it was out of this world.

For more travel laughs, take a look at these travel puns that we think you will like.

Airplane Puns

Airplane Puns

  • What happened when the airplane hit turbulence? .
Everyone was sent flying
  • Where do pilots of most airlines make friends?
At high places.
  • Why did the man let go of his dream of becoming a pilot?
Because he realized that the career was way over his head.
  • Why was the pilot having a smooth time navigating his plane?
Because it had entered into the lumberyard.
  • Why are aliens and extra-terrestrial beings so loved? .
Because they are spatial
  • What do you call an aircraft which does not have any branding?
Plane and simple.
  • Why was the shopping enthusiast disappointed after buying and airplane?
Because he was not allowed to keep the hangars.
  • Where does a person who climbs mountains keep his airplanes?
In the cliff-hanger.
  • What does a football player after he gets on the flight?
He says, “Get me a coach.”
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