100+ Funny Airplane Puns that Are Sky-High

Airplanes are very important for people who need to travel across the world in a jiffy. They have indeed reduced travel times drastically and have indeed made the world a smaller place. Wordplay related to airplanes is always enjoyable irrespective of how frequently you fly.

Funny Airplane Puns

  • Why did no one appreciate the puns about airplanes? Because it did not take off.
    • Why did everyone panic when I saw my friend Jack on an airplane and said “Hi!” to him? Because I shouted, “Hi! Jack.”
    • What did the pilot say when the plane he was flying crashed with a group of birds in the sky? He shouted, “What the flock!”
    • What does a person being served lunch on a plane think while the food is being brought to him? “I hope for the breast but am prepared for the wurst.”
    • Why did the man with depression pay extra along with his plane fare? Because he was charged for his emotional baggage that he would bring with him into the aircraft.
    • What would you call a cross between a plane and a snake? A Boeing constrictor.
    • Why did the pilot say that he did not do drugs while he was flying an aircraft? Because he was asked how high he would get.
    • What happened when the pilot who was undergoing a flying test flew through the middle of a rainbow? He passed with flying colours.
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    • Why was the pilot lucky in terms of the employment opportunities he got? Because he landed a job each time he dropped in an application.
    • Why is the experience of travelling on a flying carpet not very good? Because it tends to get rugged.
    • I have always suffered from acrophobia throughout my life but it reached new heights when I travelled by an airplane.
    • Why was the industry of aviation flourishing? Because businesses in that sector were taking off very fast.
    • Why did the company making aircrafts grow very big? Because its sales had reached new heights.
    • What would you call someone who works as a pilot and lives his life on the edge? Han YOLO.
    • What would you call a cross between an airplane and a magician? A flying sorcerer.
    • What would you call an aeroplane that will crash for sure? An error-plane.
    • What happened to the pilot who started making up stories about his flying endeavors? He went into a tale spin.
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    • What do you realise when you wear a watch on an airplane? That time flies.
    • What does the guard at the English airport do to vagabonds roaming the premises? Heathrows them out.
    • Why did the boy with a quick temper fail to qualify as a pilot? Because he had an attitude problem.
    • Why was everyone in his family surprised when he decided to be a skydiver? Because he took that decision out of the blue.
    • What happened soon after the airplane was invented? Things started to look up.
    • How did the astronaut describe his journey in the aircraft? He said that it was out of this world.

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    Airplane Puns

    • What happened when the airplane hit turbulence? Everyone was sent flying.
    • Where do pilots of most airlines make friends? At high places.
    • Why did the man let go of his dream of becoming a pilot? Because he realized that the career was way over his head.
    • Why was the pilot having a smooth time navigating his plane? Because it had entered into the lumberyard.
    • Why are aliens and extra-terrestrial beings so loved? Because they are spatial.
    • What do you call an aircraft which does not have any branding? Plane and simple.
    • Why was the shopping enthusiast disappointed after buying and airplane? Because he was not allowed to keep the hangars.
    • Where does a person who climbs mountains keep his airplanes? In the cliff-hanger.
    • What does a football player after he gets on the flight? He says, “Get me a coach.”
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