80+ Best August Puns and Funny Quotes

August has two meanings one is of which every one of us is very well aware; it is the EIGHTH month of the year and also it is considered to be the last month of the summers. Also this word means ‘distinguished’. Mentioned below are some best August puns and quotes which you can always use. 

August Puns and Funny Quotes

  • I really really think that you should AUGUST her 
  • He seems to be AUGUST – WORTHY to me 
  • I realised today that cooking is such an EX – AUGUSTING job to do 
  • Do you really think that he is AUGUST – WORTHY 
  • Today after I cleaned my house I just realised that how EX – AUGUSTING it is to do and I have huge respect for all those ladies who do it daily. 
  • I actually can not AUGUST him any more especially after what he did to me last time 
  • AUGUST me and step ahead and don’t hesitate
  • AUGUSTS are the insects that have the potential of even destroying all the crops 
  • These AUGUSTS can actually travel around more than hundred kilometres in a day 
  • AUGUST tell me what happened with you that night 
  • You should not be scared of him and AUGUST tell me that what he told you that night 
  • I really don’t AUGUST you any more 
  • You AUGUST always remember to respect your elders as well as your younger too 
  • You are seriously so DIS – AUGUSTING to me 
  • I really find her so DIS – AUGUSTING 
  • She DIS – AUGUSTED me with her weird as well as strange behaviour last night 
  • You should actually learn how to AUGUST with your husband
  • Always remember that wives learn how to AUGUST with their husbands after marriage 
  • I really really think that marriage is just another name for life time AUGUSTMENT 
  • Are you really ready for AUGUSTING your life with some other strange person 
  • Can you AUGUST with her in one room only for next two days 
August Puns
  • He was AUGUSTED by the Police last week 
  • Did you saw that lady with the wide AUGUSTS 
  • That lady though had huge AUGUSTS but she carried herself so very well 
  • I would like to have a think AUGUST pizza 
  • He wants to have a thin AUGUST pizza with extra cheese as well as extra toppings 
  • She placed order on your for one cheese AUGUST pizza 
  • I just eat Cheese AUGUST pizza which has all that cheese flowing out of it 
  • Always remember that cheese AUGUST is my favourite pizza 
  • Have you seen that Netflix web series AUGUST stories 
  • I was watching AUGUST stories last weekend on Netflix 
  • After her work she was completely ex – AUGUSTED 
  • She slept early as she was fully EX – AUGUSTED after her work was done 
  • After she returns home from her office she usually sleeps early as she is completely EX – AUGUSTED every day 
  • Have you seen her Whatspp status she writes herself to be a WANDER – AUGUST 
  • I saw her Instagram, she wrote their herself as a wander – AUGUST 
  • Do you really know the meaning of Wander – AUGUST 
  • Up – AUGUST is basically a kind of a force 
  • Have you learnt about the Up – AUGUST in your physics class 
  • Do you know what is Up – AUGUST 
August Puns
  • Up – AUGUST is a force which is actually exerted by a liquid or a gas over a particular body which is floating in to it 
  • Have you seen those Star – AUGUST awards 
  • Did you watched that Star – AUGUST award show 
  • I was watching Star – AUGUST award show last night on television 
  • I actually En – AUGUSTED her with that project but she did not performed up to my expectations 
  • You can En – AUGUST her with your project I believe her to be the best candidate for handling this project of yours 
  • I believe that it was Un – AUGUST to her 
  • I really feel that what we have done was UN – AUGUST to her 
  • That piece of Iron started AUGUSTING due to coming in contact with moisture and favourable temperature conditions 
  • The iron object actually begins to AUGUST when it is in close contact with moisture over a continuous period of time under certain temperature 
  • Moisture lays a favourable ground which actually facilitates the process of AUGUSTING 
  • I can AUGUST you with this work of mine 
  • Please never ever break my AUGUST 
  • Where there is no AUGUST there is no love 
  • If you don’t AUGUST me then you don’t love me too 
  • As my room was closed for such a long time so there is a lot of dirt as well as AUGUST in my room 
  • My room is actually full of dirt as well as AUGUST as I locked my room for a long period of time 
  • That thief was just AUGUSTED by the police last month 
August Puns
  • Did you heard that the chain snatcher of our city was AUGUSTED by the police last week 
  • The smell of her perfume DIS – AUGUSTED me and so I just left that place 
  • I have never ever seen such a more DIS – AUGUSTING person like you are 
  • You need not to AUGUST with her any more as she is my guest 
  • I have a AUGUST at my place today 
  • A – GUST is like a god 
  • We must always treat our AUGUSTS as our god 
  • All our AUGUSTS must feel special with our services and should leave our hotel with happy faces every time 
  • Taking care of our AUGUSTS is our responsibility 
  • He EIGHT every thing which was lying in the fridge 
  • What is your EIGHT? Could you please tell me this? 
  • I think that you are a bit OVER – EIGHT 
  • You are UNDER – EIGHT as per your doctor 
  • You must actually eat more to improve your body EIGHT 
  • Why are you EIGHT to school today 
  • How much food did you EIGHT today 
  • Do you know that you are EIGHT for your meeting today 
  • Be on time and don’t dare to be EIGHT tomorrow as you have your meeting scheduled for next morning 
August Puns

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