135+ Funny Bat Puns and Jokes that Really Don’t Suck

Bat basically has two meanings which are more popular among the people, one is for the nocturnal mammal who can fly in the sky called bat; and the other is the one made out of wood in various designs used in various games like a cricket bat, baseball bat, and so on. Mentioned below are some best bat puns and quotes which you can actually always use. 

Bat Puns

  • You are a BAT boy 
  • He must be a good boy and not a BAT boy 
  • Who is INNING in this game?
  • He was hurt so BATLY in that accident 
  • She is taking BAT right now and then she will get ready for the party 
  • His accident was very BAT and serious 
  • He is in a BAT condition so you must be there to help in him in this situation 
  • Are you BAT 
  • He is BAT 
  • He gained so much weight and now he seems so BAT 
  • Her dress is tight to her as she became BAT now 
  • He is a spoiled BAT 
  • His father actually made him a spoiled BAT 
  • Too many cooks spoil the BAT 
  • I own that BAT in this society 
  • Do you who owns that topmost BAT in this building 
  • These BATS are build by my uncle 
  • Wear that BAT on your head and then get your picture clicked 
  • I will be wearing a red colour BAT on my head for that beach party that is organised by your cousin brother
  • BAT dress of yours looks so very pretty 
  • I can BAT you on that, that she won’t wear red dress today 
  • I can actually BAT you on this, that she loves beaches and not those hills 
  • I BAT that she would deny to attend your party which you are organising next week 
  • She has a BAT as her pet 
Bat Puns
  • Her BAT’s name is Kitty 
  • Hello Kitty is a BAT 
  • BAT what was the matter? Would you please tell me 
  • They all fought in that BAT – TLE 
  • I had a WhatsApp BAT with her last night 
  • We both kept on BATTING with each other the entire night on WhatsApp 
  • I just prefer WhatsApp for BATTING with any one and every one 
  • I am going to BAT – ROOM for taking BAT 
  • Did you took BAT today 
  • Go and take BAT as you smell bad 
  • You can not GAME any one for all of your losses as it was only and only your mistake 
  • I just think that actually it is a BLAME – GAME 
  • Why you have been GAMING her for your losses
  • You must actually be A – GAMED of you acts 
  • You are just such a GAME – LESS person 
  • How could you just behave so GAME – LESSLY 
  • I have never ever seen a GAME – LESS person like you are 
  • He gifted me that Photo GAME on my birthday 
  • I still remember that day when he gave me this PHOTO – GAME with a picture of both of us fitted in to it 
  • Could you please turn off the GAME 
  • I guess you have started being so arrogant after you got all that GAME 
  • Congratulations for you have now become so GAME – OUS in the country 
  • I feel so happy to see that you are so GAME – OUS now and also the entire nation is so proud of you 
  • All these deodorant as well as all of these perfumes are in – GAMEABLE 
  • Do you know all these perfumes which we use are actually in – GAMEABLE 
  • Do not forget to put the Punctuations as well as GAMEATION Marks in the paragraphs which you write 
  • You made all of us feel so a – GAMED with what you have done 
  • All of us must have some or the other GAME in our life and thus we must focus completely on it 
Bat Puns

Bat Jokes

  • How come both of us bought the dress of GAME colour 
  • We both have the GAME model phones 
  • What is your GAME 
  • What is your FATHER’S GAME?
  • He Be – GAME an IAS Officer 
  • My cousin be – GAME doctor 
  • You are getting BATTER and BATTER day by day 
  • What is the BAT – TER 
  • Did you prepared that pan cake BAT – TER 
  • For making pan cakes first we need to prepare its BAT – TER 
  • BALL of you assemble on the play ground 
  • Where do BALL of you want to go for an excursion 
  • I hate those SPORT of people who just depend on others for their own decisions 
  • I would like to request you all to kindly SPORT me in my initiative 
  • I want the SPORT of all my friends for it is some thing big which I can not do with out your help 
  • My parents always SPORTED me in what ever I wanted to do in life 
Bat Puns
  • No one can actually get such SPORTIVE parents like I have in my life 
  • She GAME close to me and said that she loves me 
  • He GAME close to her and told her that he hates her 
  • You are so SPORT in height 
  • How come you are so SPORT in height when your parents are so tall 
  • How do you FIELD when some one ask you about your ex – girlfriend 
  • Did you FIELD that box from all the sides 
  • All of us should always remain KIT 
  • We must never KIT 
  • Do you want to KIT this game right now 
  • I want to KIT this puzzle right now 
  • KIT down and take a deep breath 
  • First KIT down and have water, then tell me exactly what all happened with you 
  • He HIT all the truth from you for so long 
  • He HITTED the game 
  • Do not HIT on the road, in order to keep your roads clean
Bat Puns

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