Beer is perhaps the favourite drink of most people. They love it like crazy and it is not difficult to find a man who keeps thinking about it all day. People who are fond of beer are very passionate about it and always appreciate a good pun about it. Keeping in mind the various things associated with beer it is not difficult to make a pun.
Here are some beer puns:
_From where does Moses source his beer? He-brews it.
_What is the Beatles song that you hear after you have had a few bottles too many of beer? Let it pee.
_Which playwright wrote “To beer or not to beer, that is the question”? William Shakesbeer.
_Why does a beer drinking man never fail to appreciate beautiful things? Because beauty lies in the eyes of the beer-holder.
_What do you call a beer which is good with handicraft? You call it a craft beer.
_Which is the favourite Pink Floyd song of a beer drinker? It is Wish You Were Beer.
_What beer should you drink in a room which does not have any lights? A light beer.
_Why is beer a good medicine? Because it cures all kinds of ale-ments.
_What kind of beer does someone with red hair brew? He brews ginger ale.
_Which is the favourite beer of a kangaroo? Hoppy beer.
_What did the man from Ireland say after a hard day at work? He said, “Irish I had a beer.”
_Which is the favourite film of a beer loving person? The pursuit of hoppy-ness.
_What would Bob Marley say after a few bottles of beer? He would say, “Don’t worry, be hoppy.”
_What forced into beer addiction? Beer pressure.
_How does a table full of chilled beer look? It looks pitcher perfect.
_What did a beer bottle say to his lover? Love is ale we need.
_What is the best pick up line for a beer? “Hey there, hop stuff.”
_What does someone who cannot live without beer say to it? He says, “Without you, life is un-beer-able.”
_How do you wish a beer on the day of its birth anniversary? You say, “Happy Beer-day!”
_How does a beer bottle say thank you? It says. “Thank brew very much.”
_Which actor does a beer like the most? Kean-brew reeves.
_Which is the favourite pastime of a beer bottle? Netflix and chill.
_What does an enthusiastic person say about beer drinking plans? He says, “Ale Yeah!”
_What does a beer say to his friends to calm them down? He says. “Chill stout!”
_What does a beer have while sleeping? Wheat dreams.
_How does an event which involves the drinking of beer end? It has a hoppy ending.
_How do you put off someone over the phone while having beer? You say, “Alcohol you later.”
_Which Guns n Roses song does a beer like? Sweet Child of Vine.
_What advice did the older beer give to the younger one? It said, “Live with Purpoise.”
_Why was the beer bottle sad? Because no one beer-lived it.
_What did one beer call the other angrily? It said, “You are the wurst.”
_Always drink safe. Going beyond the pint from when you can hardly return is so risky.
_What do you call hosting a party with unlimited beer? You call it a cele-beer-ation.
_What is the best thing about Christmas? It is the most happening part of the beer.
_Why did the neutron get a beer for free? Because the bartender said, “No charge for you.”
_How did a man manage to get five beers by just raising two fingers? He was Roman.
_What is the best way for beer lovers to live? Lager than life.
_With what do you dust a beer pub? With a brewmstick.
_The weather is just vine to enjoy a pint of beer.
_Back to the brew-ture would have been a hit motion pitcher for beer lovers.
_The bottles were chugged in the clink of an eye.
_Every matter needs to be seen from both suds.
_What do you call a mark on the shirt from beer? A stein.