100+ Blind Puns that You Did Not See Coming

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Funny Blind Puns

The most ironic thing with regard to blind puns and puns is the fact that most people having sight would call them offensive unless they like dark humor. Or they could also be blind not to have seen those blind puns coming at them! Regardless of the fact, we have created a list of light-hearted blind puns you can share anyway!

It was completely out of the purple when I received the news that I was colorblind.
In front of a blind Harry, Sarah could dance like no one was watching. Literally.
Blind people must really have it tough when they get sick. They cannot even see a doctor.
It was touching when Sarah received a greeting card from her best friend in braille.
Sarah had a lot of trouble learning the braille language. She just could not feel it.
I think my friend might be going blind because he has not looked that well lately.
There might be a solution in sight for blind people if they try to visit the doctor and follow through with expensive treatment.
When I met a blind person for the first time, I was touched.
One cannot see themselves while wearing a blindfold.
I do not see the point of blind puns. It is very difficult.
I never see the blind puns coming at me.
It is believed by most that the blind German accidentally spoke in for of Adolf Hitler. Apparently, he had simply mistaken himself for being a member of the Not See Community.
The blind person had a lot of trouble understanding the blind puns. They were simply a series of in-sight puns.
Did you hear about the blind man in our neighborhood who is about to get married? People tell me that he fell in love at first sight with the woman he is going to marry. Good for them!
Have you seen the movie about the third world war? Neither have an eye.
I thought it was just a pigment of my imagination, but I think I recently started seeing a shade of purple again.
I have always wondered, do colorblind people even see Colorado, or do they just see Ado?
Did you hear about that fat and blind man who lives next door? Apparently, he recently visited the doctor for acid reflux and was told to exercise more. Unfortunately, he has trouble watching his weight.
I have always wondered, as a curious child, does one get color blind if they get bleach in their eyes, or do they just lose sight because they made a mess?
“I am black home!” said the blind person when he reached back to his house after taking a walk outside.
I mean, blind people must go on blind dates all the time.
Blind people just do not sharpen their pencils. They just do not see the need for it if they cannot see the point of it.
The blind people must be very jealous of the winter season because they are very icy. Blind people, on the other hand, just cannot see.
“Did you see those blind puns coming?” one blind person asked the other blind person and felt her shaking her head.
“I am looking forward to hearing more of your blind puns,” said the blind person to the stand-up comedian on the stage.
The blind child read a funny story the other day about a deaf and blind melon. Apparently, it was referred to as ‘Melon Keller’ by the other characters in the story.
I admit that blind people are some of the most adventurous people I have ever met! I mean, they do not think once before going skydiving. But then again, they just do not see the downfall, do they?
Isn’t anything a blind witness saying in a court of law inadmissible? Because it is technically just what the lawyers these days call ‘hearsay.’
It is said that the whole of Germany was blind just before the second world war. Yes, they were all not-sees.
One of my color blind friends got really offended when he received a Rubix cube as a Secret Santa present.
They should make a show about “How I Met My Blind Wife.” The answer would always be the same, though. Obviously, on a blind date, what else?
My blind son has been having nightmares lately. He says that he can see a white light near his window at night time every single day.
My blind friend could not have the seafood at the restaurant. She says it is because she cannot sea.
I made eye contact with a blind man the other day. He touched my eyes.
When I gave my phone number to my blind friend, he said, “Eye will contact you.”
My blind friend said she had a year full of blind dates. I told her that she was on fire. But then she told me that she had a calendar made in the braille language. Look at her making blind puns!
The drug dealer’s blind friend desperately wanted a cure for his eyesight and could not help himself after visiting tons of doctors. So the drug dealer decided to introduce him to LSD. They say it makes you see things.
I have always wondered, as a curious child, that if blind people wear dark sunglasses all the time, why don’t deaf people wear earmuffs all the time?
Love is definitely blind, as people say, but I have heard that marriage is an eye-opener. So my blind friend decided to get married.
My blind friend at the movies told me that she could not see anything, so I asked her if we should switch seats.
You will see how funny these blind puns are.
My blind friend recently told me that she feared that her blind husband might be cheating on her. Surprised, I asked her if she had been suspecting him of seeing someone behind her back.

Blind Puns

We are pretty sure you did not see these blind puns coming. The fun fact is even the blind puns did not see you coming! Why, they are blind, of course. Here is a list of funny blind puns that you can read if you are a fan of dark humor. Enjoy!

Why did the date need a cane? Because it was a blind date.
Why didn’t eating seafood help a blind person? Because he still couldn’t see it.
Why should we start trusting blind people with carpentry as a profession? Because they saw.
Why can’t blind people consume fish? Because it is seafood.
What is a blind seagull known as? Gull. It most probably cannot sea.
Why are blind people the most adventurous people you may ever meet? Because they can never see the downfalls of skydiving.
What did a blind English graduate student say when he found a typo in the braille book he was reading? “I can feel that something bad has happened here. I am really worried.”
What did the blind person in love need to say to his romantic interest? “You will see how much love I have for you.”
What did the blind person in love need to say to his romantic interest? “I can never see anyone else other than you.”
What did the blind person in love need to say to his romantic interest? “I totally did not see this coming because I literally cannot, but I think my other senses tell me that I might be falling in love with you.”
What did the blind person in love need to say to his romantic interest? “Can we make our own in-sight puns together?”
What did the blind person in love need to say to his romantic interest? “Yes, I am clinically blind, but I am also blind in love. Love is blind, and so am I!”
What did the blind person in love need to say to his romantic interest? “I cannot see us not dating each other in the future.”
What did the blind person in love need to say to his romantic interest? “Your love has blinded me.”
What did the blind person in love need to say to his romantic interest? “I cannot see any red flags in you, nor will I ever.
What did the blind person in love need to say to his romantic interest? “I cannot see anyone else dating you.”
What did the blind person in love need to say to his romantic interest? “I am really looking forward to spending more time with you.”
What did the blind person in love need to say to his romantic interest? “This might sound crazy to you because I am blind, but I think it was love at first sight for me when I first met you.”
What did the blind person in love say to the other blind person he liked? “I was touched when I met you for the first time.”
Why did the blind person end up falling into the well? Obviously, he could not see that well; why else would he?
Why is it said that a blind school has a lot of eyes? Because they have a lot of pupils.
Why are blind Hispanic people so negative? Because they literally cannot si.
What kind of sports equipment could a blind child never use at a park? The seesaw.
What is a blind nazi known as? A not-see.
How does a blind shepherd know where his sheep are? He herd them.
Why are blind people so naive? Because it is very hard for them to see the truth.
How do blind people put their clothes away? By blindfolding them.
Why was the blind man so fat? Because he had trouble watching his weight.
How did the blind carpenter magically cure his eyesight? He just picked up his hammer and saw.
Why did the blind man fall into the ocean and get eaten by a whale? Because he could not see that whale.
What do Nazis and blind people both have in common? Both of them are not see.
What state is the most offensive to all blind people? Seattle (See at all). It sounds like a big question mark at the end.
Why do color blind people have trouble locating Colorado? Because they cannot see a Color.
Why can blind people not sit through horror movies? Because they just cannot see it.
Why can blind people never catch blind puns? Because they never see the punchline coming at them.
What is a blind reindeer known as? No idea (eye deer).
Why do blind people score significantly less on their academic exams? Because they have no idea (eye there).
What is a blind gynecologist known as? Pain in the ass.
Why do blind people hate blind puns and puns? Because they just cannot see the humor.
What could have been the first words on the first ever invented braille? “Can you see me?”
Why are most of the blind people so naive? Because they can never see the red flags.
Why do blind people always end up choosing terrible partners to date? Because they can never see the red flags.
What is the most common paramètre between a blind person and an emo girl? The black color.
Why is it easy for blind people to go on blind dates? Because they can literally not see their date.
Why don’t blind people’s eyes ever work? Because they are lazy eyes.
What kinds of snacks do blind people like to have? Blind dates.
Why do most blind programmers prefer to use Java to code? Because they cannot C.
How do blind pirates see? Either by way of a boat or a ship or anything else that floats.
What did the sassy and mean receptionist said to the blind patient when he walked into the hospital? “I am sorry, sir, but you cannot see the doctor.”
What did the optimistic blind man in love say to his romantic interest? “I cannot see anyone else dating you.”
What did the blind man in love need to say to his romantic interest? “People say that love is blind, but marriage is definitely an eye-opener. Would you like to try it together and see where we can get it?”
What did the jealous blind man in love say to his romantic interest? “I cannot see anyone else dating you.”
Why did the blind man in love get cheated on? He could not see anyone else dating his love interest.
Why do blind people have trouble deciding their futures? Because they cannot look forward.
What is a melon called when it is declared deaf and blind? Melon Keller.
What is smart braille known as? A touchscreen.
Why did the blind person end his relationship with his girlfriend? He just could not see a future together with her.
Why do blind people make the most terrible witnesses in a court of law? Because whatever they say is part of what the lawyers these days call ‘hearsay.’
What is the opposite of the show How I Met Your Mother? A non-existent show is known as How I Met My Blind Wife.
What was written in the blind woman’s love letter? Dots of Love.
What is something common between the construct of love and blind people? Both of them are blind.
What is common between blind puns and blind people? None of them can see.
What should you never gift a colorblind friend? A Rubix cube.

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