210+ Butter Puns That Will Put You On A Roll!

We all love puns, don’t we? But could it be done with butter? Hell yeah! With these butter puns, you are sure to have a gala time with friends and family, and people will love you for these butter puns. Butter puns are on your way!!!!

Funny Butter puns

Happy? Sad? Excited? There is a butter pun for every mood. These butter puns are sure to lighten up any mood that you are in, and these butter puns work all throughout the year in any and every season? Let not these butter puns make you unhealthy though….!

  • Please spread these butter puns well.
  • Butter upto get some upvotes, or you will feel desserted.
  • You better pucker up, my sweet butter cup.
  • Butter is my way of life also
  • Butter is one of those classic ingredients that we even forget to mention.
  • It’s really fascinating how churning can make butter from milk.
  • Butter dad never liked me.
  • You can’t think of anything, just think butter.
  • That’s holy butter. It was made from the milk from that holy cow.
  • I’ll make a joke about my cake, and you butter believe it.
  • “Diabeetus is no one’s fault butter own,” Said the grandma about her mother.
  • I just cannot understand the difference between butter, ghee, and butter oil.
  • Why have a stick type butter at all?
  • The new butter dish can measure servings, and has a very low margarine of error.
  • Making butter from raw milk it’s not worth the whisk.
  • Extra butter for me please. And keep the toast.
  • The butter always spreads itself On bread, for bread, in bread.
  • Don’t just believe it to be butter, try it out.
  • I’ve been trying to cut butter out of my diet buy a large margarine.
  • You butter back off if you want peace.
  • There being no peanut butter fish makes all the jellyfish sad.
  • Butter be safe than bee sorry.
  • If butter were sweet and flavoured, that just wouldn’t be any jam.
  • Pump up the jam. Pump down the butter.
  • When you use the last bit of butter on your toast you always know that it’s butter than nothing.
  • I always carry some peanut butter on my way to office. Just in case there is a jam.
  • I was shocked with the sweet butter and kept staring at it in udder disbelief.
  • Use slabs of butter and you can build a butter henge.
  • The butter manufacturer calculates his net revenues through net margarines.
  • Who ya gonna call? Goats Butter.
  • Some joins never serve butter with the rolls. They rather like it inbread.
  • I just couldn’t stick the knife into the butter.
Butter Puns
  • Southerners and peanut butter are almost alike. Both are in bread mostly.
  • This butter be good.
  • The woman offered me everything. So I took everything, butter.
  • I’ve never understood the concept of mixing butter and flour together.
  • If you thought it was butter, you would take the pill surely.
  • It’s butter that we don’t spread any rumor.
  • Will churning make it butter?
  • I found a replacement for butters that is margarinely better.
  • You can much butter than plain popcorn.
  • Boy throws a butterfly. That says “No butter for a week.” Boy throws a popcorn. He’s still waiting.
  • There is nothing as good as butter.
  • It’s good to clarify whether butter or butter oil.
  • Better butter nor bitter batter.
  • Is that a Wiener dog? Every dog with enough peanut butter is always a Wiener dog.
  • Butter can be salty. Yes. But never cheesy.
  • I believe I butter be late than never at all.
  • Butter can make things so easy. And slippery too.
  • I like my butter and my family – in bread of course.
  • Even the gods love a little butter.
  • Good butter never allows any margarine for errors.
  • Butter makes food taste divine.
  • I love my women and read the same way – all French and covered in butter.
  • If there was no butter, there wouldn’t be so many lovely dishes.
  • The butter knife looks sharper around the butter.
  • Anything tastes good with butter in it.
  • I thought I was making margarine, but it finally turned out to be butter.
  • There’s nothing cheesy about butter.
  • You must be nuts about peanut butter.
  • I become butter the moment I see you. I simply melt away
  • I love popcorn. Of course, with a lot of butter.
  • Butter is butter. Nothing comes close.
  • Don’t spread these jokes about butter.
  • Don’t be too bitter about the butter in the batter.
  • We used to apply butter on grandpa’s feet. No wonder he went downhill quite quickly after that.
  • Can you think of anything better than butter?
  • Life is so much butter when you are around.
  • The created alphabet butter. Now they’re just spreading the word.
  • When the guy attacked me with a butter knife, even said that I was toast.
  • Why did the fly go to the hospital? So that the doctor could make it butter.
  • Butter your boss to get a raise.
  • Guess what the peanut butter said when you heard that song? That’s my jam.
  • Spreading butter is much easier with a knife.
  • Put some butter in it and you love to watch the corns pop.
  • One loaf to another: you deserve far butter.
  • Find me a butter knife first. I’ll wait.
  • The butter-fly avoided the dance, since it was actually a moth ball.
  • Life is too short. Stop peeking cheese, butter, or even people.
  • Your butter batter is too bitter.
  • Never fall into a tub of butter, jump for it.
  • Jelly and peanut butter. What a combination
  • Do you think you are Betty Botter?
  • The only fish I love with my peanut butter is jellyfish.
  • I stopped joking about butterfingers, especially since the others couldn’t handle it.
  • Bread always feels that peanut butter is all nuts.
  • We are as compatible as waffles and butter.
  • My favorite color? Butter.
  • I just can’t stop impersonating butter. I think I might be in a roll.
  • I’ve invented a new aphrodisiacal butter and I am calling it margarine of Eros.
  • I rather talk to your butter half.
  • Control your butter if you really want to control your life.
  • Have you heard the news on butter? Never mind. I’d rather not spread it.
  • You can definitely do butter than just popcorn.
  • Bun voyage and butter luck this time!
Butter Puns

Butter Jokes

Was that butter? Sorry, better! Butter puns have never been so deliciously fatty. These butter puns are both buttery and cheesy. It is just too much to handle these butter puns all by yourself. So share the calories that come along with these butter puns!

  • Butter that spreads its wings is known as butterfly.
  • The peanut butter is on the road because it went with the traffic jam.
  • Although I tried margarine, butter turned out to be better.
  • You are so much butter when you are sweet. Not salty.
  • The applesauce thought that the peanut butter was really nutty.
  • Today we find the most unique shaped butter knives ever.
  • It’s better to be late than never.
  • A person bread well is always a butter human being.
  • Since my skillet cooks batter I keep buttering it before cooking.
  • If you find butter that is forgetful, remember it is only milk of magnesia.
  • When a fly steals butter it’s called butter-fly.
  • You mean to say you threw the butter out of the window because you wanted to see the butterfly?
  • We are so much butter when we are together.
  • Ever since Mr butter was as-salt-ed, he began to taste butter.
  • Someone threw mild butter at me. It only proved how immature they are
  • Guess why the peanut butter was always broke? It just worked for peanuts.
  • The most famous dairy movie – Blockbutter.
  • I love both butter and cream. I’m no Saint.
  • What is taking away margarine and cheese make the world a butter place?
  • My first day in the dairy made my stomach churn.
  • If you want to make a smooth getaway, make sure you apply enough crimebutter.
  • I just can’t live without butter.
  • I was given a role in a play once. All I had to do was eat toast and butter.
  • I feel you but definitely deserve butter.
  • What do you call lawless mercenary butter? Philly butter of course.
Butter Puns
  • Peanut butter is always nuts for bread.
  • My florist isn’t into butter, but loves buttercups.
  • If you wish to stop spreading butter, just stop buying it.
  • I always use goat butter in every batter that’s not bitter.
  • Here I am with my bread and butter, watching the world churn.
  • This is a far butter love story than that one.
  • Butter that keeps winning is on a roll.
  • If you find something strange within a neighbourhood, who will you call? Ghostbutter.
  • A nutritionist told me to leave butter and spices. I just can’t live that way.
  • Peter Peter pumpkin eater, had a wife who would eat just butter.
  • I really don’t know which I like butter – butter, peanut butter, Jelly, jam, margarine, or marmalade.
  • Some people just watch the churning till there is nothing but butter.
  • Whenever Jelly feels romantic, she tells peanut butter so.
  • What do horses put on their toasts for breakfast? Broncobutter
  • When the peanut butter factory exploded, the reeses was in pieces.
  • Try grating your cold butter and spreading your hot cheese.
  • I hate being buttered up. I definitely love jam more.
  • Would the world be butter without cheese and margarine?
  • The more you butter a person, the more slippery they become.
  • Cold butter won’t spread, and hot butter just melts.
  • I’ve always believed that any real food will always include real butter.
  • It’s butter I leave it unsaid for now.
  • What is Jack the Ripper with a butter knife? A very dull evening.
  • I don’t believe it can’t get butter than this.
  • You must admit that butter actually churns the world around.
  • To lubricate your veins and arteries, eat more butter.
  • If my dad’s peanut butter, and my mum’s Jelly, I’m the bread that’s keeping them together.
  • Could life be butter?
  • Bread and toast are unique couple. You can’t find anyone buttered than them.
  • Butter is really slippery. So take care.
  • When you churn to flattery, you actually butter up someone.
  • Everyone butter believe what I am saying. It’s nothing cheesy.
  • He hurt himself making butter. What an unfortunate chrn of events.
  • A fly tried to be a butterfly, but died in the butter itself.
  • I hate people who are so salty all the time. The others are far butter.
  • Since all my favourites have butter, butter is my favorite food.
  • Some actors can also gargle peanut butter.
  • One butter to another: ‘There’s my butter from another udder’.
  • Anything tastes Good. Just so long as it has butter in it.
  • I said ‘butter cup’. I didn’t ask for a cup of butter.
  • I was really salty about the butter joke that she cracked.
  • Butter is a much butter choice.
  • You can’t be wrong even margarinely when it comes to choosing between salted and unsalted butter.
  • I’m sure you deserve far butter then this.
  • Sometimes making butter can seem like an e-churn-ity.
  • Butter get used to it.
  • I got butter from friends cow, but it tasted just like my own.
  • Cheers all! Here’s to a butter life.
  • Some guys think they’re peanut butter. They are really nutty, aren’t they?
  • Unbelievably buttery.
  • Everyone is trying to butter me up ever since I got promoted.
  • I just can’t decide whether peanut butter or Jelly is butter.
  • Bakers always use butter because there is no margarine for any error.
  • Salted butter tastes so much butter.
  • I should have clarified the butter and butter oil from the gee.
  • You butter be quick or you’ll probably melt.
  • A really rich peanut butter is known as Jif Bezos.
  • Butter luck to you, dairy.
  • Substitutes of butter are just margarinely better.
  • You definitely are my butter half.
  • Put butter in a cup and it becomes a butter cup.
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