195+ Funny Chess Puns That You Should Check Out, Mate!

One of the most nerve-wracking and smartest of games, chess is popular among many people. Even if you are not good at chess, you can always go through these chess puns and have a good laugh now and then. Honestly, the game is serious, but these chess puns are not! 

Funny Chess Jokes

Are you a skilled chess player? Well, then, these chess puns are sure to put a broad smile on your face. You can also share these funny chess puns with your friends. We wait for you to master the humor of these chess puns, just like you’ve mastered the game!

  • Before I went to bed, I wished my chess friend‘ Good Knight’!
  • The chess piece has meant to propose to his girlfriend for a long time. He is finally going to get it off his chess today.
  • My chess friend brought olives and chess-nuts for me
  • No wonder my chess friends have so many babies. They are always ready to mate!
  • I am playing chess but I’m just a rookie.
  • Everyone asked the chess piece to tell a story. He began,” Once u-pawn a time…..”
  • My chess friend knocked at my door and said,” Just checking to see if you’re home.”
  • My chess friend never goes to parties. I said,” Stop being such a square!”
  • My chess friend couldn’t join us tonight because he works knight shifts.
  • I wanted to learn how to play chess. My chess friend said,” Rook no further. I’m here to help you out.”
  • The chess piece forgot to bring his homework to class- rookie mistake.
  • That chess piece is a great boxer. He always has a strong right hook.
  • The only reason I love my rook friend is that he’s straightforward.
  • The chess piece was embarrassed because the guy made a move on her.
  •  You cannot trust that chess piece. He has had a checkered past.
  • The chess piece took his priceless watch to a pawn shop.
  • The chess piece asked,” Do I have a room booked here?”The manager said,” Let me check, a minute.”
  • The Australian chess player finished his lunch and said to the waiter,” Check, mate!”
  • The Australian chess player couldn’t eat the fruits. He said to the waiter,” These are stale, mate!”
  • Those chess nuts are boasting in an open foyer. They love to brag about how good they are at the game.
  • The priest wanted to play chess, but he lost the bishop pieces.
  • The chess piece was irritated because the dog kept paw’n at him.
  • I had to check the rules of chess once again before playing the game.
  • The white bishop piece is on F1. No wonder it is much faster than any other piece.
  • If you want to make a chess game interesting, you have to stop playing it.
  • Michael Jackson can never play chess because he is confused about which color to use.
  • The bishops in chess never go North. South, East, or West because they are cardinal directions. They only go diagonally.
  • He defeated the chess champion in just one move. That karate punch was more complicated than we thought.
  • I made a new friend at the chess tournament. He is now my Czech mate.
  • The chess master got C6 on the cruise ship. He threw up so many times.
  • I defeated the greatest chess champion in our school. You should have seen the rook on his face!
  • You can never defeat a British person at a chess game. Their Queen never dies, no matter what.
  • That chess player has OCD. He cannot be sure until he double-checks everything.
  • A misogynist hates chess. After all, the Queen moves so freely in the game!
  • Norris can defeat any chess player, but only because he knows Judo.
  • That chess player has been playing chess day and night. He is rooked to the game.
  • The US finds it difficult to play chess. They’ve already lost two of their towers.
  • I like that guy because he respects women, but it is a pain to play chess with him. He always protects the queen, never the king!
  • I was not reti for my opponent to make that move on the chess board.
  • Chess players are fitness-conscious as well. They lift rooks at the gym.
  •  He is good at nerfing the queen whenever we play chess.
  • Bin Laden always opens a chess game with Pwn to C4.
  • I both play and cook on my chess board. It looks just like my kitchen floor.
  • I went to the park and saw my friend playing chess with a horse.
  • Dyslexic people are great at chess. They also have fresh breaths all the time because they have been playing Tic Tac chess.

Chess Jokes

Trust us to provide you with the funniest chess puns ever! Once you start reading these chess puns, there’s no going back. You may not believe this but these chess puns will keep you hooked just like a good game does! We sincerely hope you enjoy these chess puns thoroughly.

  • Chess puns have such bad pawns that nobody likes to see them.
  • A group of birds is upset when it comes to chess because only toucan play at a time.
  • The chess piece wanted to tell her that he loved her but he was too afraid to make the first move.
  • Bob Seger is not just a rockstar, but a chess champion as well. He knows all the best ‘knight moves’.
  • The pirate won the chess match and said to his opponent,” Check, matey!”
  •  If you don’t use the pons of your brains during a chess match, you will never win.
  • The chess piece said to the waiter,” Hi! Can I have a pawn cocktail?”
  •  Look at that chess player dancing so elegantly! He’s got some great moves.
  •  I am taking the L train because I am traveling with my horse chess piece.
  •  The chess pieces wanted to see a movie. They are watching ‘Dark Knight Rises’ right now.
  •  I never expected the lumberjack to beat me at a chess game. I said to him,” You are good at chess. Well plaid!”
  •  The cow was playing a chess game and was confused regarding what should be his first mooove.
  • I gave my friend a new chess board for his birthday. He is gifted.
  •  They are going to the castle because they are playing medieval chess.
  • The newspapers wrote about my friend winning the chess tournament. He showed me the paper and said,” Check this out!”
  •  Ingrid is not just a good chess player character. He is also great at playing checkers.
  • We’ve been playing chess for two hours. My friend said,” Can we do something else now? I am so board!”
  • When Paul was bad-mouthed by his opponent, he said,” Who ‘Keres’? I still won the game!”
  • Spongebob only plays chess with live prawns!
  •  The king lost his home on the chess board. One of the horses took it.
  • The judge threw a rook at the guilt chess piece.
  •  Cowboys are terrified of playing chess. They always fear they would lose their horses.
  • The chess player brought paintbrushes and pencils, in case there was a draw-ing game today.
  • If you want to move your castle at a chess game, just use the re-moat control!
  • Sir Render is the only Knight who never won a chess game.
  • They are sending us to Knight School so that we can learn to play chess.
  •  The pirates raided the chess board. They were looking for a vintage treasure chess.
  •  The chess player has just bought a king-sized bed for himself.
  •  A bishop chess piece met Harry Potter in the Diagon Alley.
  •  The chess players are very busy this weekend. They are all going to a ‘Queen’ concert.
  •  The chess player said to his girlfriend,” Pleased to mate you!”
  •  Every time my friends play chess, they listen to “We Will Rook You” by Queen.
  •  The chess piece took his girlfriend out on a date. He said to her,” This will be a knight to remember!”
  •  The chess players clinked their glasses and shouted,” Chess-rs!”
  • The king chess piece said to the queen,” You rook lovely tonight!”
  • The chess player was felicitated for his victory at the tournament. He said,” I am moved by all the love!”
  • The black and the white king chess pieces are in love but can never be together. Not because of their queens, but the fact that they’d both be in check!
  • The traffic police stopped the horse chess piece for swerving so badly.
  • The chess soldiers are waiting for their enemies to make the next move.
  • The chess pieces got married. I think they are ‘mate for each other.
  • I feel bad for that chess piece. He has always been an isolated pawn.
  •  The chess player brought a baseball bat, in case needed a squeeze play.
  • The chess players could not leave their houses. A pawn storm was happening outside.
  • The pawn beat the castle and got promoted.
  • The chess master went to jail because he had plenty of bad checks.

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