135+ Funny Coffee Puns and Jokes to Make You Laugh

Coffee is a dark brown strong-flavored powder prepared from the ground and roasted seeds of a coffee plant. Some people add milk and sugar to this hot beverage.

Many individuals start their day with a cup of coffee. Share some coffee puns with your companions to share a good laugh. Given below is a list of some coffee puns.

Coffee Puns

  • That person is brew-ti-ful.
  • Words will never be enough to espresso how much she beans to me.
  • I adore you a latte.
  • They are the flawless blend.
  • I have bean trying to inform you.
  • I like him a latte.
  • Have you any clue what compliment a coffee would give on its first date?

Hi, hot stuff.

  • What did the two coffee lovers say after tying a knot?

You and I are meant to bean with each other.

  • A latte of thanks for being my companion.
  • You mocha them very delighted.
  • My heart is warmed up by you.
  • Bottomless indebted.
  • It is not easy to espresso my enthusiasm.
  • What do you name an unhappy mug of coffee?

A depresso.

  • Italian people can never be bad at making coffee because they generally love to espresso themselves.
  • Always try to avoid talking about coffee in a sensitive organization. It can create a tough and heated argument.
  • How did a coffee express its fondness?

The coffee said, it is not easy to espresso my fondness.

  • A cup of coffee is made by me, espresso-ly for my love.
  • Have you any clue what can be the favorite karaoke of a coffee?

Hit me with the best shot.

  • What can be the favorite Bob Marley song of a coffee?

Don’t worry, be Frappe.

  • What can be the most amazing Beatles song to play at a coffee store?

Latte be.

  • What is the similarity Eric Clapton and coffee have?

Both are bad without cream.

Rouse me from sleep before you cocoa.

Show uncontrollable anger in opposition to the espresso machine.

Beautiful small Lattes.

How did Henry VIII like to have his coffee?


How is coffee made by Moses?

Moses brews it.

What morning mantra barista likes the most?

Rise and grind.

What would a coffee say before spending a night outside of the house?

Let’s mix up some issues.

What can a barista say to the customer he hates the most?

You mocha me mad.

What exercise barista likes the most at the gym?

The French press.

Coffee Jokes

Why did they fire the worker of the coffee shop?

Because he keeps coming to work in a tea shirt.

Why were the police called by the coffee?

Because the coffee was mugged.

What is the reason behind checking the watch of the coffee constantly?

Because the coffee was pressed for the moment.

What would you name it if you step into a coffee store and feel like it’s not the first time you are here?


What would a coffee say about its final homework?

It is better to latte than not doing it at all.

What would you do if your spouse drinks your coffee?

Not sure. Maybe separation.

What is the spell coffee like the most?

Espresso Patronum.

What happens when one mate doesn’t remember to brew her friend a coffee?

Their partnership comes to a resentful end.

What is the reason for the java bean’s concern?

Because there is a latte of issues at home.

What is the contrary of coffee?


Which place birds prefer to go for a cup of coffee?

The nestcafe.

How do coffee mugs welcome each other?

With mugs and kisses.

What type of coffee loves to race?

Instant from an espresso machine.

What do you call a coffee pot that makes a lot of effort?

A grinder.

What is it called when someone else’s coffee is stolen by you?


Why didn’t bean do its assignment on time?

The reason is  it was procrastinating.

What would a coffee write on a Valentine card?

Sharing a whole latte fondness with you.

What do you call a set of coffee mugs hanging out with each other?

A delighted cup-ple.

How enthusiastic are you to read some funny coffee puns?

It is not easy to espresso my enthusiasm.

Coffee Puns

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