100+ Deaf Puns that You Did Not Hear

What is deaferent about these puns, you ask? Nothing much; they are just deaferently abled. These deaf puns are the talk of the town for being extraordinarily funny, aside from being dark humor. So, what are you waiting for? Grab your earphones, and let us all get rollin’ into some hilarious deaf puns.

Funny Deaf Puns

When a group of deaf friends talk with each other, literally no one knows what they are talking about. It can go from a simple walk to lunch to a dance at a nightclub. If you would like some more of that, let us get to digging into some hilarious deaf puns to entertain those around us. But make sure they can hear you!

I was telling Sarah a few deaf puns I made up, but she could not hear any.
I was just wondering, if a deaf child ends up swearing, should we encourage him to wash his hands with soap?
If a deaf person attends a court hearing, is that not unfair to the disabled and differently-abled?
I was just curious, if people yawn in front of people who are deaf, do they think they are screaming, or what?
Harry regrets that his girlfriend cheated on him with her deaf best friend. He thinks he could have stopped it if only he had seen the signs.
When the doctor told me I had been going deaf, I had literally not heard from anyone.
One of my deaf friends tried to use sign language, but I could not understand what he was doing. It almost felt like he was trying to tell me something.
It was hard for me to hear when the doctor told me that I had been going deaf and my hearing ability had constantly been depleting.
Deaf David was deafinitely unable to hear all those deaf puns, and that is how Harry saved his neck from getting broken by Deaf David.
I think no one can sue Deaf David because I do not think he has the capacity to go to a hearing.
I keep trying to discipline my deaf son, but he never listens to me.
I do not think it was a good sign when my deaf girlfriend told me that she wanted to talk to me about something serious.
Everyone always told Deaf David that he would never be successful, but he never listened to them, and today he is a millionaire.
They recently started making audiobooks for people who are deaf. I believe it is called Inaudible.
When Sarah donated over $100 to a charity for deaf children, they did not even say a simple thank you to her.
When Harry told Sarah that he had been deafened, she had no idea how to respond.
I recently heard about a man who made deafening noises and was sued and taken to court. Too bad he lost his hearing!
When my doctor told me I was deaf, it was hard to hear.
I think God most probably made farts so that deaf people can hate one segment of their lives as well.
Sarah knows sign language because her roommate is deaf. It comes in handy, I must say!
Sarah broke up with Deaf David because he never listened to what she wanted to say. What bad news.
I was just wondering, when deaf people fight, do they literally make their fists do the talking, or is that just a figure of speech for them?
When Sarah told Harry that if he did not have anything nice to say to her, he should stick with not saying anything at all. As a result, Harry ended up learning sign language.
Back in the day, almost everyone used to tell Sarah about how she was going deaf as she aged. Now she does not hear anyone saying that.
When Sarah’s left ear stopped working but then started working again after an hour or two, she went around telling people that she had had a near deaf experience.
When the doctor asked Harry if he was sure he was going deaf, he said that he is deafinite about it.
I think going to a rock concert would be the only near deaf experience I will be experiencing in my whole life.
Deaf David has been deaf since many ears.
When deaf Santa Claus visited Deaf David’s chimney, all he could say was, “Huh, Huh, Huh.”
After going to that retched rock concert, I have caught my deaf.
Being mute and being deaf are completely deaferent, you see.
There are a lot of people in the deaf row simply waiting for their life to end.
Harry Potter has faced so many deaf eaters in his life; it is uncanny and heroic how he saved himself each time.
Deaf David tells me that it is very tough being a deaf man in today’s selfish world. It is literally a life or deaf situation for him every single time.
Harry was frantically looking for a way out of the terrible rock concert. For him, it was a life or deaf situation.
Dumb David had no idea about the deaference between being a deaf person and being a mute person. That is why people started calling him Dumb David.
Harry was frantically looking for a way out of the terrible rock concert because he was scared to deaf because of all the loud music.
If an individual possesses all three deafly hallows, he or she becomes the most powerful person alive, according to Harry Potter.
It is unhygienic and unethical to deafacate in public places, which is why people should be responsible during road trips.
“I am the best deaf in town,” said the owner of the five star restaurant. He was also a little bad at hearing, so he might sound funny sometimes.
When Harry enquired to his doctor whether he was slowly going deaf or not, the answer was only deafered. It was obviously hard to hear.
Deaf David brought a beautiful deaf (dress) for her girlfriend and could not wait to give it to her on her 21st birthday.
Sarah could not believe that she had won the title of Prom Queen after wearing the beautiful deaf (dress) she had brought with her savings.
It hertz me to know how many people are deaf today. We must support them however we can.
Harry had recently donated about $500 to a charity for children who are deaf. Too bad they could not even say a thank you to him.
Deaf David has been attending a school for the deaferently abled for a long time now.
These deaf puns are deafinitely not ones I have heard.
Every single person is deaferent, and I think being deaferent is what makes you unique.

Deaf Puns

Did you know deaf people have the power to rename you in sign language? And yes, they can choose any kind of name they wish to refer to you by. So in a way, deaf people named us. How deaferent is that? Aside from interesting facts about being deaf, it is deafinite that this list of deaf puns will bring smiles to your face.

What does a deaf person do while watching a horror movie? Scream with their hands.
Have you heard those hilarious deaf puns? Me neither.
Have you heard those hilarious deaf puns about deaf David? Yeah, he has not, either.
What is the best comeback to make two deaf people stop fighting? Just go and turn off the lights in the room so they won’t be able to see what the other person is signing.
What does a deaf person do when he needs to say goodbye? He signs off.
What is the best comeback to make two deaf people stop fighting? Perhaps try tying their hands so they cannot sign.
What is a group of deaf people known as? Definitely not a herd.
How does a deaf mathematician greet people? With the help of a sine wave.
What did the deaf man slowly falling in love need to say to his romantic interest? “I could read your lips all day.”
What did the deaf man slowly falling in love need to say to his romantic interest? “I would have been bored to deaf it would not have been for your presence.”
What did the deaf man slowly falling in love need to say to his romantic interest? “Can you hear how loud my heartbeat is?”
What did the deaf man slowly falling in love need to say to his romantic interest? “I will love you till my deaf.”
What did the deaf man slowly falling in love need to say to his romantic interest? “I like your deaf (dress).”
What did the deaf man slowly falling in love need to say to his romantic interest? “You make all the deaference in my quiet life.”
What did the deaf man slowly falling in love need to say to his romantic interest? “My feelings are deafinite for you.”
What did the deaf man slowly falling in love need to say to his romantic interest? “I will love you for a thousand ears.”
What did the deaf man slowly falling in love need to say to his romantic interest? “I will love you until deaf do us part.”
What did the deaf man slowly falling in love need to say to his romantic interest? “My hertz beats for you.”
What did the deaf man slowly falling in love need to say to his romantic interest? “I was only waiting for deaf until I met you.”
What did the deaf man slowly falling in love need to say to his romantic interest? “I would be scared to deaf if you were not there for me.”
What did the deaf man slowly falling in love need to say to his romantic interest? “If only you could hear my hertz beating, you would know how I feel about you.”
What did the deaf man slowly falling in love need to say to his romantic interest? Nothing, he could not speak.
What did the deaf man slowly falling in love need to say to his romantic interest? “When I am with you, it is simply deaferent.”
What did the deaf man slowly falling in love need to say to his romantic interest? “I might be a bad listener, but I can solve all your problems.”
What did the deaf man slowly falling in love need to say to his romantic interest? “I am deafinitely in love with you.”
What is it called when a person goes blind and deaf at the same time? Black deaf.
What was the plague called when everyone got deaf? The black deaf.
Why is it impossible to sue a deaf person? Because he cannot go to a hearing.
Why are deaf kids the most disobedient? Because they never listen to you.
What is it called when a deaf person screams in sign language? Deafening.
What did the angry deaf person say to the person who kept trying to steal his girlfriend? “Over my deaf body, will you be able to date her!”
Why was the deaf psychiatrist so poorly rated? Because she was not a good listener.
Why were the deaf children so indisciplined? Because it was really hard for them to listen.
Why was the deaf psychiatrist so poorly rated? Because it was really challenging for her to listen. Literally.
Why was the deaf man making constant trips to the bank? Because he was in deaf-t.
What language do deaf pigs speak? Swine language.
Why did everyone keep breaking up with Deaf David? Because he never listened to anyone he dated.
What language do deaf billboards speak? Sign language.
What did the deaf Santa Claus say? Huh, huh, huh.
Why did Deaf David have to pay compensation to the court and the defendant? Because he had lost his hearing.
Why is it dangerous to sleep beside a deaf person who talks in their sleep? Because they have the power to poke your eyes out, albeit unintentionally.
What is another name for capital punishment for deaf people? The deaf penalty.
What happened to the deaf man who was caught stealing a pair of hearing aids the other day? He was most likely given the deaf penalty.
What do you mean by a near-deaf experience? When one or both of your ears stop working for a while.
What did Deaf David say to his friend when he won the auction? “I know I have won, but at what cost have I won?”
What makes all deaf people so good at mathematics? Because they know the sine language by heart.
What did the deaf electrician say to Harry? “Watt, did you say?”
What is a serial killer known as if he is both deaf and blind? Helen Killer.
What is it called when a deaf and blind person starts fighting? Senseless violence.
What did a deaf Christina Perri say? “I will love you for a thousand ears.”
What happened when Deaf David got the news that he was deaf? He got the deaf certificate.
What has happened to Deaf David, who was charged with murder a few years ago? He is probably on his deaf row.
What did a deaf Sheldon Cooper from the Big Bang Theory want to build from Lego? A deaf star.
What did Deaf David say to the stand-up comedian? “I swear, I have never heard those deaf puns!”
What is it called when you do not have an interesting conversation with anyone for hours? Bored to deaf.

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