120+ Devil Puns That Are Hell-arious

After a long journey from Earth to Heaven and then from Heaven to Hell, Lucifer has brought you some hot devil puns to make you all share a hearty laugh. So check out these devil puns devil definitely make you laugh. But be careful not to drop your lungs! There has been some hellish behavior around here.

Funny Devil Jokes

Lucifer has hell-ed us to make a specially curated list of devil puns just for souls like you. But you cannot, at any cost, sell yours to him. You are recommended to share hearty laughter, but of course, to be mindful of the devil, which goes without saying. Get rollin’!

  • “Devil be a huge mess tomorrow,” Sarah cried as she looked over her living room, and the children enjoyed their messy party.
  • Devil be a huge welcome party for the new employees next week.
  • As Sarah tried to comfort the lost kids, she said to them, “Devil surely be a way to rescue you, young children!”
  • The old lady in the candy house had a vast fortune and was stinking witch.
  • The lost children were uncertain about asking for help in the fishy town during the Halloween season. After all, one should know witch way the wind blows.
  • The witch was extraordinarily wealthy and born witch (rich) with a vast inheritance.
  • Sarah decided to quit her job at the factory because she could not devil (level) with the amount of abuse she had to tolerate as a daily wage earner there.
  • Where there is a will, devil be a way.
  • “Devil be no break for the holidays for those sitting for entrance exams,” the cruel teacher said, compelling the poor students to study over time.
  • Devil be a way to make Polly laugh, with devil puns, of course!
  • Who knew devil never be a happier time in the poor Baudelaire Orphans’ lives until they discovered one of their parents had, in fact, survived the horrendous fire.
  • The devil could not find any slice of cheese to put in his hamburger because there was no whey in Hell.
  • The devil could not become a famous YouTuber because he kept being demonetized.
  • The devil was extremely tired after pulling off the dangerous mission and did not have any sin-ergy left.
  • The devil wore satan clothes that shined from afar.
  • These devil puns are hell-arious!
  • The devil installed a Hell-e-phone for emergency purposes in his office.
  • It is often said, when it is time to die, bad people almost always get a call on their Hell-e-phone.
  • The devil had recently purchased a Galaxy HellPhone and could not wait to flash it around.
  • The little devils were planning to meet up in Sin-sinati to devise another terrible idea that might destroy the blue planet.
  • The little devil in the neighborhood has started going to the gym. He is probably training for a 666 pack!
  • “Don’t forget to bring your sufferware back, little devil!” Lucifer’s mother said as she waved him goodbye.
  • All devils are fat and chubby because they hate exorcising and going to the gym.
  • “Lucifer, I made your favorite super-natural vegetables!” The little devil’s mother called out as she served organic vegetables at the dining table.
  • Lucifer liked his hamburger with extra sinnamon and cheese.
  • I have always wondered if Hell is hot; Heaven must be a freezing place because it is literally called a parad-ice.
  • There is no whey in Hell you won’t like these devil puns.
  • The chicken was terror-fried after being laminated with threats and sweat.
  • When the priest lost the devil’s sight, he felt a chill up his spine. “Where wolf he go?” He said.
  • North Korea is said to be an extremely evil country because it has no Seoul.
  • The little devils decided to play bad-minton tomorrow and crack souls.
  • “Happy Hellidays and a crappy New Year!” Screamed Santa Claus from Hell.
  • Devil nothing funnier than a bunch of devil puns.
  • Witches get snitches if they talk behind others’ backs.
  • All the little devils love to work together to cause havoc every place they go because they have a great sin-ergy together.
  • The little devil dropped exhausted on his bed after reaching home because he had no sin-ergy left.
  • The little devil wanted to go to Heaven instead because he did not have any sin-ergy left.
  • The little devil had pajamas made of satan cloth which was smooth and silky.
  • The little devil could not wait to munch on human fingers, so he took out the sufferware from the refrigerator.
  • The little devil had just returned from another one of his missions after poi-sin-ing his neighbors for reporting him to the police.
  • “My goodness, you have become Satin!” Our grandmother yelled, surprised t our poor diet and thin body shape.
  • “Devil disappeared!” The executor screamed, wondering how he would divide the inheritance and large fortune amongst the orphans without a will.
  • As the little devils discussed their most successful missions over a friendly get-together, they repeatedly murmured, “Sin there, done that.”
  • The god-fearing priests defeated the little devil by the sin of their teeth.
  • As long as the sin rises daily, the little devils may never stop plotting evil plans.
  • The little devils will keep cracking devil puns and jokes as long as the sin keeps rising daily.
  • One should learn to keep their sin up when facing disappointment in executing evil plans.
  • The person responsible for the terrorism was definitely Osama Sin Laden.
  • The little devil must be handled with scare because he is always running around causing countless troubles.
  • The little devil could not scare less about the terrified children in the lobby of the haunted house he resided.
  • Growing up, Lucifer’s favorite Disney princess was Sin-erella.
  • Sarah was scareful not to fall down the stairs of the haunted house, although the floorboards creaked.
  • The little children were terror-fried by the devils who claimed to be the best chef in Hell.
  • When Lucifer was expelled from Heaven, the angels told him to go to Hell. I guess that is exactly what he did.
  • The little devils planned to play badminton and break a passer-by’s nose that day.
  • Lucifer was Sarah’s favorite philusipher, and she followed his work very closely.

Devil Jokes

As we hell-d our hearts, we had sunk to the ground, looking for solid support, sins we were laughing our lungs out. Isn’t laughter a fantastic plan? But then again, the devil must never be trusted, even if he cracks the most hell-arious devil puns. Come hither, Sin-derella!

  • What breakfast item does Lucifer prefer the most in the morning? Deviled Eggs with toast.
  • What spice does Lucifer love on his food? Sinnamon.
  • What spice is the most sold in Hell? Sinnamon.
  • Where does a devil plan all his sins? In Sin-sinati.
  • What did the little devil say to his friend when they failed to execute a mission? “C’mon, sin up; we have plenty of new opportunities!”
  • What is a devil’s favorite sport to play? Badminton.
  • What is an all-time evil hand’s favorite sport to play? Bad mitten.
  • How did the priest marry the two devils? By saying, “For better or for worse.”
  • What did the angry devil say to the angels? “Devil never be happy times again.”
  • What did the angry devil say to the angels? “Be scareful of what you wish for.”
  • What did the devil say to the witch who tried to throw him under the bus by exposing him? “You better watch out; witches get snitches!”
  • What is a creepy creature who is supposed to be extremely rich? A Filthy Witch Rich.
  • What did Macbeth say when he landed in Hell? “Is this a dagger witch I see before me?”
  • What did the police inspector say when he couldn’t figure out the disguise of a witch? “Which is witch?”
  • What did the police inspector say to the suspects when he couldn’t find the devil? “I need you all to devil with me so I can prove justice is the only way!”
  • What did the devil say to his crush? “Devil be so much happiness if we were together.”
  • What did the devil say to his crush? “Will you be my partner in crime?”
  • What did the devil say to his crush? “Will you be my Sin-erella?”
  • What did the evil devil say to the helpless angels? “Devil never be happiness on the blue planet anymore!”
  • What did the devil tell his associates before the holidays? “Happy Hellidays, Demons, and Devils!”
  • What did the devil say to his associates after causing havoc in Heaven? “I think we have great sin-ergy!”
  • Why are tablecloths known to be the work of the devil? Because they are made up of satan.
  • What did the shoe store owner say after his biggest sale? “I sold my sole to the devil!”
  • What did the devil say when the angels made him laugh? “You are hell-arious!”
  • How did the devil communicate with his long-distance friend? On the Hell-e-phone.
  • How do devils call each other? With Hellphones.
  • What is the first thing a devil says after receiving a call on its Hellphone? “Hell-o?”
  • What did the mighty devil say when it entered the haunted house? “Hell-o? Is anybody there?”
  • What is the trending phone in the Hellphone market for devils? Galaxy Hellphone.
  • Why do all devils hate geometry and all things related to it? Because they never liked angles.
  • Why did the little devils tear off the wonderful Jordans? Because they were hunting soles.
  • What does a Christian soul having a pizza say when encountering a devil in his living room? “Jesus Crust!”
  • Why do all devils hate having pizza? Because they are supposed to be Anti Crust.
  • Where do devils store their lunch during an extended mission? In a sufferware.
  • Why did the angel decide not to date the devil? Because she did not like the possession.
  • Why are all devils fat and chubby? Because they hate to exorcise.
  • How is the law so supportive of devils and demons? Because 9/10th of the American Law is regarding possession.
  • Why was the little devil arrested? He had been arrested for possession.
  • When is the Devil’s Day celebrated every year? On 6th June (06/06).
  • Why did the little devil burn the wonderful Jordans? Because he wanted to see some soles burn.
  • Why are devils the best professors in town? Because they are good at demon-strating.
  • Why do all devils prefer having organic vegetables? Because they are super-natural.
  • What did the devil say to his friend when he could no longer run in the marathon? “I’m a failure, and I don’t like exorcising, excuse me.”
  • What was the animated cartoon series with yellow-skinned individuals in Hell called? The Sin-psons.
  • How does an angel light a cigarette? With the help of a match made in Heaven.
  • Why do monsters hate eating ghosts and devils? Because they probably taste like sheet.
  • How do devils and demons prefer the chicken in their dish? Terror-fried.
  • What is a devil chef’s favorite method of cooking? Terror-frying.
  • Why should we try to be supportive of devils and demons? Because they come out of their closets.
  • What Disney Princess do all the little devils prefer? Sin-erella.
  • What did the employee at the cheese factory say when he saw a devil? “Cheesus Christ!!!”
  • What do sea monsters prefer to snack on while watching something they like on the television? Potato ships.
  • What book made the little devil laugh so much? Devil Puns and Jokes Devil Make You Laugh.
  • Why do all angels hate devils and demons? Because they are sheet people.
  • Why does everyone call North Korea an evil country? Probably because it has no Seoul.
  • Why did the little devil become a drug dealer? Because he was good at selling crack and skulls.
  • Why did the little devil become a stand-up comedian? Because he was good at cracking devil puns and jokes and was assigned a mission to kill.
  • How did the little devil kill people by doing stand-up comedy? He probably made them laugh their lungs out.
  • What did the little devil say when he was asked to crack a joke? “I have nun.”
  • Why did the devils and demons hate Heaven? Because it was a cold parad-ice.
  • What is a waffle’s evil twin known as? An Alter Eggo.
  • What is the root of all evil anyway? √(666) = 25.8069758011
  • What is an all-time evil fabric known as? Satin.
  • Why are all devils the fittest? Because they are satin (so thin).
  • What kind of eggs does a hen plotting an evil scheme lay? Deviled eggs.
  • What did the priest say to the concerned citizens after looking at the strange haunted house? “Devil be light very soon.”
  • What is the jolliest day for devils on Hell known as? Hell-oween.
  • What did the little devils say during the spooky season? Happy Hell-oween.
  • What is a devil’s favorite color? Boo (blue).
  • What is the hottest place on Earth for the devils? Sweatzerland.
  • What did the devil disguised as a math professor say? “I have committed a terrible sine.”
  • What is a devil who studies philosophy called? A philucifer.

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