54+ Best Disney Puns and Funny Quotes

Disney is a film production company that introduces animated cartoons such as Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and animated films such as Fantasia. Send some humorous Disney jokes with your companions to make them giggle for hours. Given below is a list of some hilarious Disney Puns.

Disney Puns and Funny Quotes

  • I visited the physician and told him that whenever I rise quickly to a standing position, I notice Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
  • Why was the head of the Tigger stuck in the latrine?

Because the tiger was searching for Pooh.

  • When does Donald Duck arise from sleep?

At the quack of dawn.

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  • What was said by Snow White when she was staying there for her pictures?

One day my portraits will show up.

_What type of fairy doesn’t wash themselves with water?


_What is liked by Ariel on her toast?


_What is said by Pooh Bear when Rabbit gives him an offer of some more honey?

Nay I am immensely thankful for this offer but I’m packed.

_What type of car is driven by Luke Skywalker?

A Toy-Yoda.

_What is Christmas Carol Tarzan likes the most?

Jungle Bells.

_What is felt by Mickey when Minnie is angry with him?


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_What was the reason for Mickey Mouse to move into space?

Because Mickey Mouse wanted to discover Pluto.

_What restaurant Captain Jack Sparrow likes the most?


_What is the reason Peter Pan never stops flying?

Because Peter Pan can Neverland.

_Why were so many questions asked by Alice?

Because Alice was in Wonderland.

_What is said by Daisy Duck when the lipstick was bought by her?

“Put it on my bill.”

_Why did the lions visit Simba’s place for a naming ritual?

Because the ritual was the mane occasion.

_Why would a good judge be made by Snow White ?

Because Snow White is the fairest one of all.

_What Disney role loves to repair things?


_What was said by the 101 Dalmatians after finishing the meal?

The spot was hit by that.

_A blonde pair had steered across the state to visit Disney World in Florida.

_As it was approached by them and got onto the last round of freeway, a sign was seen by them saying “Disney World left”.

_After giving it a thought for a while, it is said by the blonde driver that Oh good and began steering back home.

_Which pop star Mickey Mouse likes the most? 

Britney Ears.

_What would Pooh Bear’s girlfriend be called by him?


_What fruit Grumpy likes the most?

Sour grapes.

_Why can’t Scar be trusted?

Because Scar is a lion.

_What do you receive when you travel Louie, Dewey and Huey with a cow?

Milk and Quackers.

_Why was Cinderella extremely bad at soccer?

Because Cinderella always escaped  from the ball.

_What type of shoes does Simba like to wear?

Heir Jordans.

_What type of car is driven by Minnie?

A Minnie-van.

_What treat Mickey likes the most?

Mice cream.

_Why did Jasmine move to the fruit rack in the market?

Jasmine was searching for a date.

_Why is it really horrible being a Dwarf?

Because 9 out of 10 Dwarves are depressed.

_Why wasn’t Cinderella good at baseball?

Because Cinderella had a pumpkin for a trainer.

_What would a pirate who misses school be called?

Captain Hook-y.

_What was said by Mickey Mouse when Minnie Mouse raised a question if he was giving attention to?

I’m all ears.

_Why does Eeyore have no companions?

Because Eeyore always plays with Pooh.

_What should you tell if a ball is thrown at you by Donald?


_Which Disney film is about a silly partner?

Dumb Beau.

_What beverage does the Cheshire cat like the most? 

Evaporated milk.

_What is the full form of EPCOT?

Every person comes out tired.

_What is the full form of MGM?

Mickey’s got money.

_Who is the most intelligent Disney character?

Gaston – he earned the no Belle award.

_What is said by you to Simba when he is stepping too slow?


_Who is the most humorous Disney princess?


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