65+ Best Dumb Puns

Some jokes that makes you may find stupid but also you find them to be funny. For your guilt pleasure, you are just at the right place. Here you will find some of the most dumb puns which are dumb but actually funny and you won’t stop laughing.

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  • I heard that the dentist and the manicurist were fighting tooth and nails every time.
  • Did you know why did the Indians come here first? Its because their place were reserved.
  • A bicycle is unable to stand because it is two tired.
  • The ambassadors never fall sick because their immunity is diplomatic.
  • A veterinarian doctor suffering from laryngitis is known as a hoarse doctor.
  • The cannibal reached late for the dinner because he got a cold shoulder on his way.
  • The seagull can fly over the sea, then what do we call the ones that flies over the bay? Of course, its the bagel.
  • Do you know what happens to the kings who get deposed? Those kings are throne away.
  • Where can the fingers grow? It can grow on the palm tree.
  • Name a truck which has got 4 wheels and also flies? Its the garbage truck.
  • A spy goes undercover when he gets cold.
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  • Why does the lightning always has the tendency to shock people? It is because they cannot conduct themselves properly.
  • The little girl is sleeping on the chandelier itself because she is a light sleeper.
  • Just imagine what would the prisoners use to communicate with each other? Of course, the cell phones are used.
  • The cannibals avoid eating jokers because they are funny in taste.
  • Do you know what copper nitrate is? It is the overtime duty of the police.
  • How did the crazy men find their way to the forest? They chose the psycho path.
  • When the team of snakes lost the match, what did their coach say to them? He said that they failed to venom all.
  • You can change the tires of a duck with the help of a quackerjack.
  • Guess what is the name of the favourite game of the mouse? Well, it is the hide and squeak.
  • What would you call the train that is only loaded with so many toffees? You can call it the chew train.
  • How can a boat show its love? By hugging the shore.
  • A fish that has no eyes is known as a fsh.
  • The main motive of the reindeer is to grow the grass, sweetie!
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  • What are the helpers of Santa known as? They are known to be his subordinate clauses.
  • What would you call two persons sitting inside an ambulance? Well, you can call them a pair of medics.
  • A rabbit that is suffering from the fleas is known as the bugs bunny.
  • The right time to visit the dentist is tooth hurty.
  • The toy store puts in a sign at their door saying not to feed the animals because they are stuffed already.
  • Do you know the satan who was dyslexic He is known to have sold his soul to the Santa.
  • When some one drops a piano down the mine shaft, what is it called? It is called the flat miner.
  • Did you know that Noah would keep all his bees in an ark hive.
  • Do you know how does the leopard change his spot? By moving here and there.
  • Why do we find the meteorologist nervous? It is because they always find their future up above the sky.
  • What would you call a dinosaur who has a brilliant knowledge of vocabulary? You can call him a thesaurus.
  • At first I would hate my beard. But then slowly it started to grow on me.
  • What kind of milk do you get from a cow that is too pampered? You get spoiled milk.
  • Where can you see a giant snail? You are most likely to find them at the end of the fingers of a giant.
  • What do you call a bed without three season? You can call it a bed without spring.
  • Why do we see the cows wearing a cowbell? It is because the horns on their head do not work.
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