100+ Fence Puns that Are Borderline Hilarious

No a fence, but you look a little beat up. I guess that is what a monotonous life does to all of us. Are you a victim of boredom as well? Perhaps a little melancholy? Do not worry; take a seat, and let your guards down because you are about to witness some borderline hilarious fence puns made for people just like you!

Funny Fence Puns

We swear, these fence puns are borderline hilarious. Do not believe us? Why don’t you let your guard down, read some fence puns, and laugh a little, although some of them are lame? Or maybe you can even share some of these with your own fence and have a good laugh over lame jokes.

I believe they have fences around graveyards now because people are literally dying to get them.
These hilarious fence puns caught me laughing unguarded.
Harish was shocked when he realized that the lab had put up an electric fence around its boundary.
No a fence, but these fence puns are a little bit tedious.
I fence-ied living in a house protected from all corners and directions.
I got into a fight with my wife, and the next thing I know, she’s pulling out a fence from our house’s boundary. I guess she literally took offense.
We should try our best to stay away from electric fences. The reasons may shock you!
My fence puns fell apart, so my friend offered to repost them.
These fence puns are borderline funny.
My sixth fence tells me that you may or may not be laughing at these fence puns.
I think that with just a little bit of common fence, we will be able to protect the house from getting robbed.
I recently got my copy of Fence and Fencibility by Jane Austen on protecting house borders.
When two people get into a petty fight, both of them stop making any kind of fence at all.
Harish was a little too fencitive with his emotions, so he decided to get away for the weekend to divert his mind.
Harish took his girlfriend to a fence-y restaurant the other day. Apparently, it was their date night.
Fencorship is a massive issue in the law these days.
Did you hear about the two gate builders who started fighting the other day? Apparently, they were fencing.
I believe that Mario got executed for capitalizing the word, ‘fence.’ Probably because it is a capital o-fence.
Lawyers and bringers of justice are always on the lookout for o-fences.
We can totally skip over these fence puns and jokes.
The electric fences were acting quite wired.
It is wired how the neighbors did not see my electric fence warning and proceeded to steal my apples from my backyard anyway. Now, it seems that they are quite shocked.
When Harish got zapped after accidentally touching the electric fence, he started acting a little wired.
I would totally fence-y some hilarious fence puns and jokes.
I would totally fence-y an electric fencing across my house. It is high time the neighbors stop stealing apples from the trees in my garden.
I believe an average fence is about a yard big.
To get to the udder side, cows have no choice but to cross the fence.
I recently heard about a thief who got so annoyed by wooden barriers that he took a fence.
Sarah thought that it was quite a fence sieve when she realized that her neighbor had installed a mesh barrier across his house’s property.
Sarah thought that it was quite a fence-y job when she realized that her neighbor had installed a mesh barrier across his house’s property.
I don’t understand why electric fences have a warning sign installed on them. “Do Not Touch, Electric Hazard.” I think I might know the reason, but I just cannot seem to put my finger on it.
I would love to tell you some fence puns about the time when a thief robbed my garden, but I do not want you to take a fence.
Sarah recently got slapped with a suit for trespassing her neighbor’s property, but she swears that she never took a fence.
Jackson was pretty sure his friend had stolen a wooden block from him, but he stopped talking to him ever since he accused him of the act. Now he thinks that he took a fence.
I believe it would be quite stile-ish if we build a fence around our property to prevent people from easily trespassing.
People are quite passionate about sports involving fences. I’ve heard that they pull out fences from their yards to start ‘fencing’ with each other.
Building a mesh barrier around our yard woodn’t hurt a fly, but it might seem a little bit a fence sieve to some of our neighbors.
These fence puns should be e-scrime, I don’t agree to what anyone else would say.
I reely like fence puns and anything related to fences or fencing. Like, reely reely.
I stile crave some fence puns and jokes related to fences.
I think these fence puns are reely funny and can cheer anyone up.
I was fence with this construction worker who said he would be happy to build a mesh barrier across my property, as long as people do not see it as a fence sieve.
If I do not pursue fencing as a career, everything seems pretty pointless in life.
Ever since I started cracking fence puns and jokes as a stand up comedian, I have started to lose my audience. I guess my jokes are a little on the a fence sieve side.
The rain was so terrible yesterday, the biggest tree in my yard along with my fences fell apart. Now I am de-fenced.
They were just a couple of fence hanging out on the weekend after a hectic work week.
The fencing (ending) of any kind of animated movie is bound to make me cry, no matter what. Toy Story ruined me.
Everyday we look at the fences of our enemies and still manage to go through our day. I think we are the strongest.
The lawyer was preparing for his de-fence. He wanted to plead before the court that his client had in fact not trespassed on his neighbor’s property by climbing over the fence and had been falsely accused.
I recently got an electric fence fitted in across my property. Now, my neighbor is dead against it.
My fence are planning to go on a weekend getaway to Los Angeles. I am excited about the trip and cannot stop planning.
For breakfast, I prefer a Fence toast along with an English omelet, maybe.
I gate the fact that my new house has an electric fence now. I get shocked every time I realize it is there.
I got caught trespassing on my neighbor’s property last night. Now I have to fence (face) the law.
I totally took a fence when I was told that my fence (friends) did not like me. That is probably true, because take a look at these cringe fence puns.

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I fence that you still may not be completely happy. How about a bonus list of fence puns? I am sure you will fence-y these fence puns, because we sure do. No a fence, but I think you really need to smile more, because that is exactly what life is about! To leave sadness behind and build on happiness!

What did the innocent boy slowly falling in love need to say to his romantic interest? “My heart was guarded with fences until you came along.”
What did the innocent boy slowly falling in love need to say to his romantic interest? “I fence-y you a lot.”
What did the innocent boy slowly falling in love need to say to his romantic interest? “I am borderline in love with you.”
What did the innocent boy slowly falling in love need to say to his romantic interest? “I do not mean to sound wired, but are you an electric fence? Because I am shocked after coming in contact with you.”
What did the innocent boy slowly falling in love need to say to his romantic interest? “I think you might be a fence, because I totally cannot get over you.”
What did the innocent boy slowly falling in love need to say to his romantic interest? “Even if you break my heart, I would stile love you.”
What did the innocent boy slowly falling in love need to say to his romantic interest? “I will always picket you over literally anyone else.”
What did the innocent boy slowly falling in love need to say to his romantic interest? “I wood love to be your ‘wood be’ in the near future.”
What did the innocent boy slowly falling in love need to say to his romantic interest? “Fence-y seeing you here.”
What did the innocent boy slowly falling in love need to say to his romantic interest? “You have a beautiful fence.”
What did the innocent boy slowly falling in love need to say to his romantic interest? “Wood you fence-y going out on a date with me?”
What did the innocent boy slowly falling in love need to say to his romantic interest? :I think you are reely pretty and I wood love to put down my barriers for you.”
What did the innocent boy slowly falling in love need to say to his romantic interest? “I like your stile.”
What did the innocent boy slowly falling in love need to say to his romantic interest? “Whenever I am with you, my heart gate increases.”
What did the innocent boy slowly falling in love need to say to his romantic interest? “It would make fence if I admit that I am falling in love with you.”
What did the innocent boy slowly falling in love need to say to his romantic interest? “What is the point if we are not together in future?”
What did the innocent boy slowly falling in love need to say to his romantic interest? “I think I reely like you.”
What did the innocent boy slowly falling in love need to say to his romantic interest? “Would you fence-y going out on a date with me?”
What did the innocent boy slowly falling in love need to say to his romantic interest? “No a fence, but I like you a lot.”
Why do most of the fights start? Because someone takes a fence.
What is a home called when it is sophisticated as well as protected? Fence-y house.
What do you think has the ability to run around a whole yard without moving a single muscle? A fence.
Why are all fences such violent creatures? Because they can start fencing anytime they want to.
Why are all fences such violent creatures? Because they can start using o-fence-sive language at any time of the day.
Why are all fences such violent creatures? Because they are always ready with a de-fence.
Why are all fences such violent creatures? Because all of them have stupid fences (faces).
Why are fences violent creatures? Because they can act wired at any time of the day.
What happened when the cow accidentally touched an electric fence? It got electricowted.
What happened when the cow accidentally touched an electric fence? It got electricrowted.
What is a fence’s romantic interest known as? Prince Charging from the Kingdom of Electric Fences.
What should you do if your friends trespass and enter your property to scare you in the middle of the night? Probably get new fence (friends).
Why is putting up a mesh barrier across one’s property without notice looked down upon? Because it is a fence sieve.
What did one of the friendly fences in John’s yard need to the other fence? “I love your stile.”
What did one of the friendly fences in John’s yard need to the other fence? “I wood never fight you.”
What did one of the friendly fences in John’s yard need to the other fence? “My fence is just like you.”
What did one of the friendly fences in John’s yard need to the other fence? “Wood you like to be my fence?”
What did one of the friendly fences in John’s yard need to the other fence? “I wood love to be fence with you.”
What did one of the friendly fences in John’s yard need to the other fence? “Would you like some Fence toast?”
What did one of the friendly fences in John’s yard need to the other fence? “I am willing to fence you an ear if you need one any time of the day.”
What did one friendly fence say to the fashionable fence? “I reely like your stile, girl.”
What did one friendly fence say to the fashionable fence? “You are probably the fence (trend) setter for being so stile-ish all the time.”
Why are building fences recommended nowadays? Because one should never let their guards down.
Why are fences so cautious? Because they always have their barriers up?
Why is fencing as a sport so hyped? Because any other kind of sport is pointless.
What should one keep in mind while choosing what is the best fence to invest in to stop robbery once and for all? Honestly, no one has the ability to picket the perfect fence.
What did one fence say to the other fence? “One needs to learn how to fence for themselves in this nasty and selfish world.”

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