98+ Funny Football Puns and Jokes for That's Score

Football is a world-famous game, loved by people from different parts of the world. This game also has different variations as well as different names in different countries like SOCCER in the United Kingdom; also it is called American Football in America. Mentioned below are some best football puns and quotes.

Funniest Football Puns

I am going to have tea at the FOOTBALL

Have you ever seen a KICK kiln

Do you know that the bricks are made at the KICK kiln

Do you know the magic KICKS

I can teach you an amazing magic KICK

Have you heard that song of David Guetta “Sexy KICK”

I watch the movie KICK which was starring Salman Khan and also Jacqueline Fernandez

KICK was an amazing movie I watched last night

Could you please KICK our pictures

He was the one who actually KICKED such an amazing pictures of both of us

We were being KICKED by his camera

Do you watch cartoons on the KICK – LODEON

I just watch the cartoon of the KICK – LODEON on my television

Do you know that she is KICK

Could you take her to a doctor as she is KICK from morning today

The soup which you prepared is so KICK and has an amazing consistency

I like your hair they are so beautiful, KICK and voluminous

I heard in the news that KICK are the insects that can cause Monkey fever

Do you know how to use JOY – KICK

Could you tell me that how to use JOY – KICK

Can I share your red LIPS – KICK

I just love that shade of your LIPS – KICK

I ordered a set of six LIPS – KICK for you and me

Can you KICK me up from my office after you are done with your work

Please KICK me up today from the office as I am not taking my car today

Where are we going for our PIC -KICK this weekend

I really want to see the Niagara BALLS which are located in Ontario, Canada.

Do you know that Victoria water BALLS are the largest water BALLS in this whole world

Your child is BALLING on the floor from here to there

When infants learn to walk then they just keep BALLING from one place to another

You look so pretty just like a Barbie BALL

You are my Barbie BALL

She wants a Barbie BALL and a BALL house too

He BALLED you for number of times last night but you did not responded to his BALLS

Why you have been GAMING others for all those losses which you incurred

He was BALLING you in emergency but your number was switched off last night

I was so much in need of money so I BALLED you yesterday

Did you gave me a BALL on my number last night

Why did you gave me a MISSED BALL on my number

It is the time for election BALLS

I am going to BALL for shopping

I actually purchase all my groceries from the BALL which is at a walking distance from my house

Japanese people are usually in the habit of eating with the CHOPS – KICK

Do you know how to use CHOPS – KICK

I ordered for a GOAL of rice for my meal today

We all must reduce the use of GOAL as burning of GOAL adds to the greenhouse gases

Protect your environment, reduce the use of GOAL

I just read the news by GOAL.in

You are just like my GOAL sister

I am so much thank full to god as you are my GOAL mate

To have a GOAL mate like you, a partner like you for life time is none other than a blessing for me

What GOAL will you be playing in that upcoming movie

GOAL down the page then you will see what I am asking you to see

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Football Jokes

Just GOAL down this presentation and then just see the text written in the end

Se – GOAL is the capital city of South Korea

She was being GOALED for the statement that she made on twitter

There are number of actors and actresses who are GOALED for any silly statement that they may make on any social media platform

Have you studied about the North GOAL and South GOAL of the planet earth

I have never ever seen a person like you in this GOAL world

I want to eat an egg GOAL

Please get me one double egg GOAL as I am too hungry

Have you ever learnt about the BLACK GOAL which is actually one region in Space time

NASA releases one image of BLACK GOAL in the year 2019

He works as a KEEPER in my office

He is the KEEPER in my society thus he takes care of all the cleanliness in the society

Do you know that terrorists can even be in the form of KEEPER cells

You can never ever identify a KEEPER cell as they lead a very normal life among all of us

You must apologise to your customer for you PITCH

No matter who was responsible for PITCH but you as a manager must apologise to your customer every single time

PITCH question did you raised

PITCH colour lipstick do you want

I have decided to learn PITCHING at home

You have such a big bungalow with so many cars and servants! You are so PITCH

I have happy to see that you are so PITCH

Despite being so PITCH still you are so down to earth, I like this the most about you

Can you please open that SCORE for me

I want SCORE and SCORE love from you as my husband

This is the SCORE room of my house

Keep all that scrap and old things inside the SCORE room

She got PITCHED with the boy selected by her father for her

She is PITCHER that you are

They were RE – FEREE in number

Are you RE – FEREE today

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