There are many instances where a person gets into so many situations in life that they do not realize is right or wrong while being a part of it the very moment. If one looks at the brighter side the guilt that takes us to an overwhelming trip can also provide us with a subtle amount of humor to laugh at. Here are some interesting puns that can be added with guilt giving it an amusing side.
Guilty Puns and Funny Quotes
- What did the husband do when his wife woke up in sleep and shouted: “leave my husband is here!”?
- The husband got up in his guilt and ran out of the window
- What is the biggest guilt in the world of literature?
- The biggest guilt is judging the book by its cover
What was the biggest guilt of the culprit that took him to the death row too soon?
The culprit did a huge mistake by asking what was the “PUNishment”
What did the joker was found guilty of in the court?
He was responsible for manslaughter
What were the two kids found guilty of while they were basked to get ready for their sleep?
They were giving up on rest
What was the reason the guilty boy used for getting away from the murder of his parents?
He said he should be granted not guilty as he was an orphan
Why was everyone scared of the white guy in the prison?
Because he was found guilty
What was the reason for the measuring cup that was found being guilty and sent to the prison?
Well, the cup was guilty of littering
How did the courtroom session for the man go, who was found guilty for overusing too many commas in the book?
He was received a long sentence by the judge
The earthquakes were found guilty
They were always at fault
How did the ingested parasite affect the man
He felt guilty for being having it as it was eating him from inside
What was the biggest guilt of the women who dated the firefighter?
Things got just too hot
What was one thing she was addicted to that always made her upset?
She was fond of having so much guilt-tea all day and every day
What was the most popular food served to the kids most often that made them sulk so much?
Their mother served them guilt now and then that destroyed their gut to core
What was the biggest guilt that the kids and the mother had when they stopped the father from repairing the electricity?
The kids forgot that the dad was an actual electrician
What is the most problematic tour for any traveller in his life?
When the person has to go through a guilt trip
What could the thief not stop while realizing that the time was up for getting caught?
He started building up the guilt
what is that one thing that builds up only to bring a person down one day?
What was the most expensive trip that costed the traitor that made up to the cops himself?
It was the Guilt trip
How do you define an innocent person?
An innocent person is the one who is not guilty of anything
How did the guilty reach to a point of getting a bail?
The guilty received bail when the judge noticed that the lawyer said “Your Honor, the defence rests “
How come a lawyer can never be in a position to feel guilty even after committing all the crimes?
Because no matter how much the cops tried they lost all the arguments
What is that one thing that can be seen by the law if it is blindfolded?
The only thing that the law can see even after being blind-folded is the guilt of the suspect
What was the only beverage that was served to the suspect every day in the court?
The suspects in the trial room of the court were always served Guilt-tea