55+ Best Guilty Puns and Funny Quotes

There are many instances where a person gets into so many situations in life that they do not realize is right or wrong while being a part of it the very moment. If one looks at the brighter side the guilt that takes us to an overwhelming trip can also provide us with a subtle amount of humor to laugh at. Here are some interesting puns that can be added with guilt giving it an amusing side.

Guilty Puns and Funny Quotes

  • What did the husband do when his wife woke up in sleep and shouted: “leave my husband is here!”?
  • The husband got up in his guilt and ran out of the window  
  • What is the biggest guilt in the world of literature?
  • The biggest guilt is judging the book by its cover 
Guilty Puns

What was the biggest guilt of the culprit that took him to the death row too soon?

The culprit did a huge mistake by asking what was the “PUNishment”

What did the joker was found guilty of in the court?

He was responsible for manslaughter 

What were the two kids found guilty of while they were basked to get ready for their sleep?

They were giving up on rest 

What was the reason the guilty boy used for getting away from the murder of his parents?

He said he should be granted not guilty as he was an orphan

Why was everyone scared of the white guy in the prison?

Because he was found guilty 

What was the reason for the measuring cup that was found being guilty and sent to the prison?

Well, the cup was guilty of littering

How did the courtroom session for the man go, who was found guilty for overusing too many commas in the book?

Guilty Puns

He was received a long sentence by the judge 

The earthquakes were found guilty

They were always at fault 

How did the ingested parasite affect the man

He felt guilty for being having it as it was eating him from inside 

What was the biggest guilt of the women who dated the firefighter?

Things got just too hot 

What was one thing she was addicted to that always made her upset?

She was fond of having so much guilt-tea all day and every day 

What was the most popular food served to the kids most often that made them sulk so much?

Their mother served them guilt now and then that destroyed their gut to core 

What was the biggest guilt that the kids and the mother had when they stopped the father from repairing the electricity? 

The kids forgot that the dad was an actual electrician 

What is the most problematic tour for any traveller in his life?

When the person has to go through a guilt trip 

What could the thief not stop while realizing that the time was up for getting caught?

He started building up the guilt 

what is that one thing that builds up only to bring a person down one day?


What was the most expensive trip that costed the traitor that made up to the cops himself?

It was the Guilt trip 

How do you define an innocent person?

An innocent person is the one who is not guilty of anything 

How did the guilty reach to a point of getting a bail?

The guilty received bail when the judge noticed that the lawyer said “Your Honor, the defence rests “

How come a lawyer can never be in a position to feel guilty even after committing all the crimes?

Because no matter how much the cops tried they lost all the arguments 

What is that one thing that can be seen by the law if it is blindfolded?

The only thing that the law can see even after being blind-folded is the guilt of the suspect 

What was the only beverage that was served to the suspect every day in the court?

The suspects in the trial room of the court were always served Guilt-tea 

Guilty Puns

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