56+ Best Hair Puns and Funny Quotes

We spend a lot of time in the salon for our hair. However, who knew, even our hair can be funny? At least you can make puns out of your hair too. The ones given below will definitely give you a good hair day and also a pain in the stomach.

Hair Puns and Funny Quotes

  • The teacher did not come. I got shaved from getting into trouble because I could not do my homework.
  • I love to spend most of my time with my family because there are so many hairlarious people in my family.
  • No matter what, always remember that you have a life to live. So, do not dye after reading these hair puns.
  • You may come across people who are perfectionist in such a way that they use their big frocabulary to describe your hair.
  • No matter how worst the problem is, she straightens them out keeping rest a-sheared.
  • I can never deny that I always have a tendency to get involved into hairy problems. Yet I manage to pull through it to remain above the cut.
  • While dancing the tangle (tango), do you want your hair loose?
  • Since my boss was going through a bad hair day, he cut short my day in the office.
Hair Puns
  • While dancing, we realized suddenly that we are in a twist.
  • You will have nothing to complain, once you start getting fringe benefits.
  • We could not mend our friendship because it reached the split end already.
  • Did you know that a barber can become an excellent driver? Yes, they know all the short cuts in the city.
  • If you are unable to carry out a good hairstyle. You may shave it off. 
  • You must get out of the way the moment you start seeing falling hair.
  • I went for the job interview but they put forward too many condition-ers before me.
  • That old lady was to decapitated at her hair dresser.
  • Our new professor was a hairlarious person.
  • Want to remove the curls from your hair? Well, that might prove to be fro-straightening.
  • It was such a close shave from cutting short their lives.
Hair Puns
  • I was sorry to hear that you have been diagnosed with dye-betes.
  • If you make a barber your enemy, he will never be ready to have long conversations with you. It is because he will always cut those conversations short.
  • I always prefer to have a dye-et cola.
  • Avoid fighting with your hairdresser. The situation can become hairy.
  • This is natural to happen because no one is ready to dye at this age.
  • This hairdo known as pony tail was loved by all the chess players.
  • The best part of telling a story is that while narrating a hairy situation, you can always twist them.
  • Every one gathered around the bill board that said the salon was cutting down the prices.
  • That man almost dyed while cutting the long story into a short one.
  • Want a hairy drink? Try the orange frizzy soda.
  • Which is the favourite sport of a hair dresser? Of course, its curling and straightening
  • You can use a catacomb if you want to groom your cat.
Hair Puns
  • During the inauguration of the church, they named it the hair way to the heaven. I thought it was a cool and hairy name.
  • Most of the million-hairs became healthy from the deals that were cut on the share market.
  • The chief of the barbers spoke at the last giving his cutting remarks.
  • Wise people know that they should always shave some money for their future.
  • Just when I noticed that I needed to dye, my hair started showing up with more grey hairs.
  • That boy wanted to play with the scissors because he found it shear exciting.
  • I have been hair all my life.
  • Even if your life can’t be perfect, at least make you hair perfect.
  • He said that he would shave some ice cream for later.
  • People who attended the party had dye-et cola.
  • The lecturer was so hairlarious that we couldn’t stop laughing at his hair.
  • My mother said that she moustache a question but she preferred shaving it for later. 
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