Potter heads just need a way to slide harry potter references in the conversation. It might not be possible everytime. So a better way will be to replace harry potter vocabulary with the normal one and use puns. Here are some puns that will make potterheads drool.
Harry Potter puns
- He knocked at my dumble-door at 5 in the morning.
- For you, dumble-door of my house is always open.
- I kept knocking at your dumble-door, but you did not answer.
- After running around with my kid all day long, I knew that snitch was not the only thing that was hardest to catch.
- You can be a muggle and still make it all magical for yourself.
- I think I should go and talk to her because she look a-dumbledore-able.
- Dementors are not the only creatures that take your breath away. They should meet you too.
- You are siriusly ridiculous if you do not like harry Potter
- On Monday I cannot function without my Espresso patronum.
- If he can handle your golden snitch, he is a keeper.
- I potter the new book of JK Rowling.
- When I went to her place, she made a potter tea.
- You can go there alone but make sure that there is no granger.
- It looked okay from outside but it was a ganger-ous place.
- You got to stay far far away from Granger.
- You think you are right but you might be Ron.
- You think it is shortcut but it might be the Ron way.
- Take your time to thing about it or you might jump into some Ron conclusion.
- You cannot get everything so weasley.
- Just because you are getting everything so weasley, you do not respect it.
- You should stop making fun of muggles before you are muggle-ed.
- It is high time that you should start taking magic severus-ly.
- The snape hid behind the grass ready to bite.
- You Cannot just snape at every thing I tell you.
- I despise your this habit of snape-ing at me.
- Your eyes are myst-sirius.
- The way she speaks and looks at people, there is something myst-sirius about her.
- It is valentine’s day, I got to buy some chocolate frogs for her.
- Chocolate frogs and flowers are all you need to win her heart.
- Death eater waits for nobody.
- Death eater arrived in it full form.
- My friend will have a scotch and I will take a butterbeer.
- Plan of night is Netflix and butterbeer.
- I looked at him and could feel butterbeer in my stomach.
- It was difficult to hike because the slope of the mountain came down diagon alley.
- As long as I take, you keep giving me a lot of crup.
- I do not like talking to him, he gives a lot of crup.
- You must remain quietus while I am speaking.
- If you want to hear what is being said, stay quietus.
- It is better if this thing is confundus.
- I wanted to snitch you away from the crowd.
- She is such a snitch.
- Can I please have some mungo ice Cream?
- Oliver the way she wears her hair.
- Oliver the way she waves her wand.
- The way she know all the spells, oliver it.
- As you grow older you see how few firenze you have.
- He is my best firenze.
- From what all I know about you, all I can say is that you are a riddikulus person.
- How riddikulus it is that you do not believe in magic!
- It is my responsibility now. Owl take care of it.
- The half blood Prince waved to the public from his chariot.
- She was just so ravencl-awesome that I was all smitten.
- They sang the song so well that all I could say was that it shows just hufflepuffection.
- She brought me such a nice gift. I absolutely gryffin-adore her.
- Can you witch this watch? He will s-muggle the gold across the sea.
