156+ Hilarious Jail Puns for the Criminally Witty

Did you ever think that jail can also be funny?Β  Well we here make an effort to make everything funny in our own ways so that if you ever get locked up in jail due to some reason or other you can still take in positively and laugh a little.Β 

πŸš“ Welcome, pun-lovers and mischief-makers, to the world of jail puns! We’ve gathered a criminally hilarious collection of puns that’ll have you laughing so hard, you’ll be begging for bail! πŸ˜‚

πŸ” Don’t worry, there’s no time off for good behavior here! Let’s break out the fun and unlock a riot of rib-tickling jail puns! πŸ—οΈ

πŸ˜‚ So put on your orange jumpsuit, step into your cell, and get ready to experience a sentence full of laughter and wordplay.

Funny Jail Puns

  • Which vegetable tastes great when cooked but is absolutely useless to our health?
  • Why would Lincoln never go to jail? Because he was absolutely in a cent .
  • How can you put a picture into jail? You just need to frame it.
  • Do you know why they locked up the star in jail? Because the star was a shooting star.
  • The baseball player was arrested and was put in jail, do you know the reason behind it? Yes, the first base was stolen by him.
  • What will call a nut who is inside the jail? Well, calling him a busted nut will be no wrong.
  • I was surprised to hear that the skeleton has been locked up in the jail, what did he do? He had been extremely offensive to everyone’s bones!
  • What should I do to fix my hair, it is always so disturbing as it keeps falling over my forehead? It is simple you just need to fix it up with a jail.
  • Where do your run the DNA, that you extracted from the cell? You just need to run in a Sodium Dodecyl Sulphate jail and you can observe their band.

Why did the criminal become a baker? He wanted to make some serious dough! πŸžπŸ’°

What’s a prisoner’s favorite type of math? Cell-culus! πŸ“šπŸ”’

Why did the thief go to art school? He wanted to learn the art of the steal! πŸŽ¨πŸ–ΌοΈ

Why do prisoners love volleyball? Because they get to serve time! 🏐⏰

What do you call a prisoner who’s an excellent cook? A culinary con! πŸ‘©β€πŸ³πŸ”ͺ

Why was the criminal a great gardener? He had a green thumbprint! πŸŒ±πŸ‘

Why did the inmate become a musician? He had a talent for making escape notes! 🎢🎡

What’s a prisoner’s favorite type of pasta? Penne-tentiary! 🍝🏒

Why did the thief become a marathon runner? He was great at taking things in stride! πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨

Why are prisoners so good at laundry? They know how to separate the dirty laundry from the clean getaway! πŸ‘•πŸšΏ

Jail Puns
  • How can you escape from a French jail? You just need to shout at German language.
  • Prisoner 1: What is your favorite punctuation?
  • Prisoner 2: Well, it is period.
  • Prisoner 1: What is the reason behind such?
  • Prisoner 2: Simple, it just marks out the end of this sentence in this jail.
  • The pedophile was realeased from the prison yesterday, do you know what he said after coming out? Thank  god, I am feeling like a child once more.
  • What is the most common difference between a jail and a concentration camp? In the former you can take bath to freshen you up and in the later you may die when you are bathing.
  • What shall you call a biologist midget who managed to escape from jail? A medium which was small but large.
  • Do you know why the gay was so frustrated when it was locked up in the jail? Because it was locked up again with men. 
  • Do you know who brought Jesus into womb of his mother? The An-jails.
  • I am having a terrific headache what should I do? You just need to put some Headache relieving jail over your forehead.
  • You know why Stephen was so happy today? Because he will be having Brin-jail today in his dinner.

What do you call a prisoner who loves to knit? A jailbird stitcher! 🧢🦜

What’s a criminal’s favorite type of potato? An escape spud! πŸ₯”πŸš€

Why do inmates love playing cards? Because they’re always looking for a good breakout hand! πŸƒπŸ‘‹

What do you call a prisoner’s bad jokes? Cell-arious pun-ishment! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

What’s an inmate’s favorite type of dance? The jailhouse rock! πŸ’ƒπŸŽΈ

Why was the criminal so bad at hide-and-seek? He couldn’t stop stealing glances! πŸ‘€πŸ™ˆ

What do prisoners use to keep their breath fresh? Incarcer-mints! 🍬🦷

What do you call a prisoner who loves to shop? A bargain bandit! πŸ›οΈπŸ’Έ

What’s a prisoner’s favorite fruit? A cell-ery stick! 🌿🍏

Why do prisoners love to play soccer? They have a knack for breaking free! βš½πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ

Jail Puns
  • How did Morgan Freeman was turned to Morgan Not freeman? He just fixed his hair with jail in North Korea and was locked up in jail.
  • Name the jail in which Brin was locked up? It was locked up in the brinjail.
  • Name a jail visiting which was your fantasy from childhood? Visiting some An-jail.
  • Why did brin-jail go jail? Because he looted four carrot gold bar.
  • Life was so much simple when we knew that we are the gift of an-jail to our parents.
  • What will you call a state which has only a single jail? An-jail.
  • Do you know why Bibek’s hair fled from his head? He always used to lock them up with jail and they were disgusted with him.
  • Do you know what crime did the tree commit because I just saw them locked up in the tree jail? They are foolish, they clamed’-clams.
  • Lawyer: My lord, my client was stuck inside a penny.
  • Judge: what?
  • Lawyer: But I know he is in a cent.
  • Judge: Police, please lock him up in the jail along with his client.
  • How do you trap the pages of a book in a jail? You just need to put it inside a cover.
  • Do you have any idea how piano escaped his jail before his release date? Yes, with its keys.
  • I dreamt of marrying my English teacher who was locked up in the jail.
  • However, ending a sentence with a proposition is something I can never do.
  • Do you know how the head-ache gel makes you feel so good and pain free? It locks up pain in the gel just for you.

What do you call a criminal who loves to fish? A reel offender! 🎣🐟

What’s a prisoner’s favorite type of cookie? A jailhouse snickerdoodle! πŸͺπŸ˜‹

Why do inmates make great comedians? They know how to steal the show! πŸŽ­πŸƒ

What do you call a prisoner who’s great at chess? A check-mate! β™šβ™›

What’s a prisoner’s favorite type of shoe? A slipper-y escape! πŸ‘ŸπŸ§¦

Why do criminals love going to the beach? They’re always on the lookout for a great wave to ride! πŸ„β€β™‚οΈπŸŒŠ

What do you call a prisoner who loves to work out? A jail bodybuilder! πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’ͺ

What’s a prisoner’s favorite type of bread? A baguette-out-of-jail-free card! πŸ₯–πŸƒ

Why do inmates love to play poker? They’re always hoping for a royal flush! ♠️β™₯️

What do prisoners use to make a phone call? A cell phone! πŸ“±πŸ”’

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