100+ Kangaroo Puns That Will Make You Hoppy

Hello! Hop you are having a good day! No? Worry not; we have some kangaroo puns that might make you more than hoppy. Having a bad day at your school or office? Why not crack these hilarious kangaroo puns with your friends and colleagues and become the hoppy air everyone needs right now?

Funny Kangaroo puns

Do not be angeroo; just read some hilarious kangaroo puns! That shall be our motto for sad and depressing days and days when we just cannot resist some kangaroo puns. So, what say, are roo in for the adventure of exploring some hilarious kangaroo puns? But beware! You might find yourself hoppily laughing by the end of it.

After having a wonderful glass of whiskey, the kangaroo was all hopped up.
To spend time with one’s family is definitely one of the most hoppy times an individual could experience.
Sarah was hoppy that she did well in her final exams and could not wait to share the news with her family.
The little baby could not understand what was hoppening around her, but she felt hoppy that everyone was together and smiling.
The little kangaroo was very angeroo when things did not go according to his plan.
Joey, the Kangaroo was for sure turning out to be the angeroo young man as he grew older.
Reading the hilarious kangaroo puns made Sarah extremely hoppy.
When the angeroo mob entered their house forcefully, everyone was told to raise their hands and drop whatever they were holding.
“I was hopping to get a raise on my salary from this term,” Sarah asked her supervisor at her workplace.
“Hoppy Birthday!!!” Everyone screamed at little Joey, the Kangaroo’s fifth birthday, as he entered his surprise birthday party.
It was a hoppy ending when the group of kangaroos were successful in their ultimate mission to get out of the lion’s wrath.
Polly is simply a wallabee for copying Sarah’s business proposition, and she is clearly failing at it!
There has been so much hoppenin’ lately, it is just too difficult to catch up with my assignments nowadays.
When I realized what had happened, it was already too late.
Just a week before Sarah’s birthday, I happened to realize that she likes kangaroo puns a lot.
I hopped from the bottom of my heart that the audience would like my take on stand-up comedy and kangaroo puns.
Sarah did not understand anything that was hoppening in her math class, and she was clueless about the upcoming class test she had.
“How roo’d of you to assume that I do not like kangaroo puns!” Sarah said to Harish, still holding her stomach from laughing so much at the hilarious kangaroo puns that Harish cracked.
One should learn to be hoppy about themselves even in the most trying times.
I hop you have an amazing day ahead.
I hop you like these kangaroo puns.
I hop you are doing good today.
Joey, the Little Kangaroo was very hoppy when his relatives gave him a lollihop.
When Joey, the Little Kangaroo heard that his friend was in the hoperation theatre, he got really worried.
The hoperation theatre was not at all a hoppy place for a kangaroo to be in.
When Joey, the Little Kangaroo realized that the bullies had hoppied his homework, he became very angeroo.
The wise kang-guru worked at the hoperation theatre as a surgeon back when he used to be young.
When the kangaroo tripped, it hoppled over a wooden branch in the jungle.
Joey, the Little Kangaroo had hopped in his whole batch in the final examinations and had graduated with flying colors.
“I roo’lly hope my pet kangaroo gets well soon,” Sarah sobbed, as she dropped him off at the skilled veterinarian’s hoperation theatre.
When Sarah was hungry in the middle of the night, she decided to share a plate of hopperoni and cheese with her pet kangaroo.
Who does not crave a round of delicious hopperoni pizza on chill weekends?
Since the pot of stew was extremely hop, Sarah had to use her oven mittens to take the pot off the stove.
The little kangaroo was all hoppered out after hopping around so much in the forest.
“Jumpsuits are so in trend right now,” said Joey, the Little Kangaroo while looking at her reflection in the full-length mirror in her kangaroom.
A hop-spital is a pretty depressing place, especially if you are waiting for a loved one to get better.
The kangaroo decided to hop by its neighbor’s house to share some delightful cookies and spend some time together.
“We used to have so much fun when we were roo-mates back in the day,” Joey said to her friend as they remembered nostalgic old days together under the starry night sky.
Winning the gold medal in the long jump category of the olympics had made Joey so hoppy, he decided to organize a big party on his success.
The little kangaroos decided to install angeroo birds on their phones and have a contest amongst themselves. Whoever would score the highest will have to buy dinner.
After being so hoppered out after hopping around in the forest, the little kangaroo was sound asleep.
The little kangaroo was having an unhealthy midnight craving of a large and cheesy hopperoni pizza, so he decided to wake his roo’mate up and order one together.
The New York Bulletin had recently reported the arrest of five gangaroos who were responsible for causing terror in the forest. Even the lion ran away!
The Kangaroo town was definitely a hoppenin’ town where a lot of kangaroo puns were often exchanged and several gangaroos are often taken down.
The kangaroo decided to make a dance video after a long time and danced on a hip-hop song, owing to its forte.
The two kangaroos were hoppily married and they had a beautifully blessed son who they had named Joey.
The New York Bulletin had recently covered a headline of the gangaroo charged with pick-pocketting. I hope the kidnapped baby kangaroo has safely returned to his family.
We roo’lly hop you are enjoying this list of kangaroo puns.
The lot of kangaroos started hopping and dancing in the wedding because they wished from the bottom of their hop for the couple to be hoppily married for the rest of their lives.

Kangaroo Puns

We hop you are enjoying this list of kangaroo puns. Let us all do an exercise! Name one thing you are sad about. Now think about how you would make it hoppy. Perhaps add some bunny ears and a kangaroo pouch. Pretty sure you did not expect that! But coming to the real business, here is a list of kangaroo puns.

What does a kangaroo say before Christmas? “Hoppy Holidays, my favorite person!”
What did the kangaroo say to its crush? “I am in love with roo.”
What did the kangaroo say to its crush? “I am roo lucky to have roo in my life.”
What did the kangaroo say to its crush? “Hoppy or angeroo, roo always make me happy.”
What did the kangaroo say to its crush? “I am roo’ting for us to be together in future.”
What did the kangaroo say to its crush? “Roo are so beautiful.”
What did the kangaroo say to its crush? “I roo’lly like you a lot.”
What did the kangaroo say to its crush? “You are very hop.”
What did the kangaroo say to its crush? “Will you be my roo-mate?”
What did the kangaroo say to its crush? “We would be so hoppy together.”
What did the kangaroo say to its crush? “You make me so hoppy.”
What did the kangaroo say to its crush? “Do you want to be my wallabae?”
What did the kangaroo say to its crush? “You are the best thing that has ever happened to me.”
What did the kangaroo say to its crush? “I was hopping if you would like to go out on a date with me?”
What is a lazy kangaroo known as? A pouch potato?
Why was Joey, the Kangaroo’s mother angry at him? Because he was being a worthless pouch potato all day and doing nothing.
What is a kangaroo’s favorite year? A leap year.
What did the kangaroo do when its eyesight was not as good as before? It decided to visit the hopthamalogist.
What did the little kangaroo want to be when it grew up? A hopthamalogist.
Why was the little kangaroo crying? Because other animals in the field were roo’d to him.
What was the kangaroo listening to? The Roo’d Awakening.
What did the little kangaroo say when his mother threw him out of the house when he was sleeping till late? “Well, that was a roo’d awakening.”
What was the kangaroo’s favourite game to play on its cellphone? Angeroo birds.
What did the little kangaroos decide to watch in their small get-together? 12 Angeroo Men.
What did the little kangaroos decide to watch in their small get-together? Over The Hop.
What did the little kangaroo’s aunt say when she heard he was about to get married? “The little Joey, the Kangaroo would make a handsome kangaroom.”
Where does the little kangaroo stay? In his kangaroom.
What did the kangaroo say to its child before it went to write its final exam? “I am roo’ting for you, my child!”
Why was the little kangaroo angeroo? Because he could not find the book of kangaroo puns.
What is a kangaroo’s go-to dish to order from the McDonald’s outlet near its house? A hoppy meal along with some extra french fries.
What did the kangaroo bus conductor say to the passenger? “Hop on!”
Why did the kangaroo decide not to drink any more coffee? Because he realized that it made him too jumpy.
Why was the kangaroo so jumpy? It probably had a lot of coffee.
What is a kangaroo’s favorite outfit choice? A jumpsuit.
What is a kangaroo’s favorite candy? A lollihop.
What is a kangaroo’s favorite place to eat? At iHop.
What kind of music do all kangaroos like to groove to? Hip-hop, obviously!
What kind of music do all kangaroos like to groove to? Mostly hopera.
Where did the kangaroo go when it fell and broke his ankle? To the hoperation theatre.
What is a kangaroo’s favorite sport? Long jump, most probably.
Why was the kangaroo so wise? Because it was a kan-guru.
What is the season that a kangaroo waits for the most eagerly? The spring season.
Why are even old kangaroos the fittest of all? Because they keep on hopping.
Why are kangaroos the most optimistic of all animals? Because they never stop hopping and dreaming.
Why are all kangaroos known to be so extra? Because all of them are so over the hop.
What is a kangaroo’s favorite snack to have? Hopperoni and cheese.
Why was the lot of kangaroos arrested in the street fight? Because they were a bunch of evil gangaroos.
What did Sarah do when her pet kangaroo fell sick? She took her to the hop-spital.
Where did the aspiring medical student want to work? At a hop-spital helping kangaroos get on their feet.
What is it called when baby kangaroos are kidnapped? Pick-pocketing.
What did the kangaroo say to its neighbor? “Hey, pal! Just hopping by!”
What did the kangaroo say to the hitchhiker on the road? “Hop on!”
Why did the kangaroo refuse to go shopping for more clothes? Because it did not have roo for any more clothes in its closet.
What did the kangaroo do in its free time? Hop around.
What made the little kangaroo laugh? A bunch of kangaroo puns.
What did the doctor say when he came out of the hoperation theatre? “I don’t think there is any hop left. The kangaroo has hopped away.”
Why couldn’t the mommy kangaroo go past the airport security? Because she did not empty all of her pockets.
Why was the little kangaroo in a bad influence? Because it had joined hands with a gangaroo.
Why were the kangaroos hopping and dancing at the wedding? Because they wanted the couple to be hoppily married.

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