257+ Lemons Puns That Are Simply The Zest!

Who doesn’t love lemon puns? They are in no way bitter toward anyone. If you are a citrus lover, lemon puns will ap-peel to you as much as a glass of fresh lemonade does on a summer day. We warn you, that once you start reading them, you can’t stop scrolling. 

Funny Lemon Puns

These hilarious lemon puns will brighten up your day. They are tangy and refreshing. So, have some lime water and enjoy these lemon puns. Have a lemon-themed party and lemon puns are sure to be the star of the party!

  • The lemon is never able to make juice because he fails to concentrate.
  • That lemon has the best eyesight. He takes so much Vitamin See.
  • The lemon became lonely and depressed when he lost all zest.
  • The police arrested two lemon robbers. They were partners in lime.
  • “Why does your cat love eating lemons?” Because she’s a sour puss.”
  • The lemon was not intelligent enough to finish e-lemon-tary school.
  • The orange met a lemon at the party. He said,” Yello! How are you?”
  • Lemons love going on a vacation to the Vitamin Sea.
  • The lemon asked me to wait and went to the market. I guess he ran out of juice.
  • We took our lemon friend to the doctor. He was not peeling well.
  • Whenever I went to the lemon’s house, he made me watch pulp fiction movies.
  • It’s so sad that the lime died of lime’s disease.
  • I saw the lemon walk up to his door and me-ring-ue the bell.
  • The apple and lemon had to call off the secret wedding because apparently, fruits cantaloupe.
  • The lemon was going on a date with a date.
  • The lemon was sweating so much that his shirt became wet with lemon juice.
  • Everybody was terrified to watch that lemon boxer getting beaten to a pulp by his opponent.
  • Sherlock ate a lemon and said to Watson,” E-lemon-tary, my dear Watson.”
  • If the lemon wanted to avoid peeling, he had to wear sunscreen when he went out.
  • Nobody likes that lemon because she is a little tart.
  • The lemon left home to become a pirate but failed. He never got scurvy.
  • That lemon actor is loved by many people. He has a different ap-peel.
  • Everyone laughed at the lemon boy because he tarted in the middle of the class.
  • A little tart is nothing but a mini citrus pie.
  • The lemon had to cross the road when his friend thought he was a chicken.
  • The family pressure turned the lemon into lime juice.
  • It was very easy for the lemon to become a part of the Olympics. He was very well-seeded.
  • The lemon has been looking very green nowadays. He should get himself checked for Lime’s disease.
  • The lemon was appointed by the King as a court zest-er.
  • The lemon kept his distance from everyone because he thought nobody could peel what he was going through.
  • I am so stunned that my lemon friend betrayed me like this. I have always ci-trust-ed him.
  • The lemons could not get themselves free because they got en-tang-led in a net.
  • The lemon trusted no one anymore. A seed of doubt was already planted in his mind.
  • The lemon got to be a part of the new Star Wars movie. He will be playing the role of Emperor Pulpatine.
  • Before he died, the lemon had to see a grim ripe-r.
  • I can’t believe that the lemon’s girlfriend would hurt his peelings like this.
  • Lemon is very good at taking notes in class. He has enough patience and concentration.
  • A lemon becomes an orange when you remove its nipples.
  • The lemon searched everywhere but could not find the lemon-aid box.
  • The lemon wanted to go out and play but his le-mom asked him to stay home and read.
  • I can’t reach the lemon by phone. It’s switched lemoff.
  • I had to eat the tangerine chicken. It looked so ap-peel-ing.
  • She held the lemon high and then let it go. The lemon drop-ped to the ground.
  • The lemon puff lit up a cigarette and released a puff of smoke.
  • The comedian announced,” Lemon tell you some lemon puns now!”
  • A shivering lemon knocked at my door and said,” Please lemon in. It’s freezing outside!”
  • The lemons are using lemon-ade against their enemies.
  • The lemon was afraid to enter the room because he thought there might be a lemon-ster inside.
  • The lemon was in no mood to go to work but he had to because it was lemon-day.
  • Lemon-keys are sitting on lemon trees in my garden.
  • Lemon is going to America to attend a John Lemon concert.
  • Attending the meeting gave the lemon some fruit for thought.
  • My lemon friend was always there to help me in difficult times. No matter what happened, he always said,” Juice be happy.”
  • The lemon just moved into a new country. It would take him some time to get juiced to it.
  • Two lemons were getting married. Everybody could peel the love between them.
  • The lemon’s sole motto for leading a happy life was ‘Juice be yourself’.
  • The lemon was unable to pee-lieve what he was hearing.
  • The lemon put on a sweater because he was peeling cold.
  • The lemon had a car accident. One of the peels broke loose.
  • I asked the lemons if they could manage everything by themselves. They said,” Peel be fine. You go home.”
  • What that lemon did at the circus was un-peel-ievable.
  • The lemon said to his friends,” She is very nice. I am just head over peels in love with her.”
  • The lemon was sold only after it received the peel of approval.
  • I like to spend time with my lemon friend. There’s a peel good factor about him.
  • The lemon was punished because he threw stones at the princi-peel’s office window.
  • The lemon was sick. There was a pulp-able tension in the hospital.
  • The lemon thief is about to come about. The police are keeping their eyes peeled.
  • Everybody admired the lemon. He was kind of a big peel in town.
  • The lemon was upset with what happened to him. His friend said,” There is nothing you can do about it. You just ripe what you sow.”
  • The lemon said to the waiter,” Ex-squeeze me. Can I have some more juice?”
  • The teacher praised the lemon because he got all the science questions ripe.
  • The lemon sailor was very brave. He always liked to sail on the high squeeze.
  • The lemon came first in a s-queeze competition at school.
  • The lemon was not strong enough to squeeze the day.
  • That book is one of the most priceless things the lemon po-zest.

Lemon Jokes

You can use some of these lemon puns at your next birthday or house party. Serve your guests lemonade or lemon pie and share these lemon puns with them. We guarantee you they are going to love you so much!

  • I am very close to that lemon. We are zest friends forever.
  • The lemon’s mother gave him a new car on his birthday. He said,” Lemom! You’re the zest!”
  • The lemons joined a comedy club because laughter is the zest medicine.
  • The lemon baby was tired. The mother put him to zest.
  • The lemon was so frustrated with his colleagues that he shouted,” Stop it! I’m going out of my rind!”
  • Everyone loved the lemon social worker for his random acts of rindness.
  • The lemon was back from his vacation. It was time for him to get back to the regular rind.
  • Nobody liked his lemon puns. They were pith-etic.
  • The lemon thief never thought the police would find him. Well, citrus got real!
  • I said to the lemon,” Well, I’ll seed you at the party tonight!”
  • The doctor said to the lemon,” You will be fine. You just seed a few days of zest.”
  • The gym trainer told the lemon juice,” You just need to sweet it out!”
  • We waited for the lemon for two hours and the movie had already started. He finally came, and we managed to squeeze into the theatre somehow. I guess, bitter late than never!
  • The lemon called me and said,” Wait for me. I’ll reach your house in about half a sour!”
  • The lemon was not sour if he could finish his homework on time.
  • I am so sour-ry that you had to listen to his boring lemon puns.
  • We gave the dino-sour lemons.
  • The lemon family has been prone to tart disease for several generations.
  • The lemon’s theory was rejected because he could not provide any tangy-ble evidence to support it.
  • The lemon mother said to the child,” You are so precious. I love you with all my tart!”
  • The lemonade is a pucker for lemon puns.
  • I gave the lemon my house key because pie believe him.
  • The lemon’s favourite song was ‘Green Tambourine’ by The Lemon Pipers.
  • The lemon pips won the match. They shouted,” Pip, pip, hurray!”
  • The lemon always reminded me of his father. He is like a pip off the old block.
  • My German lemon friend came to meet me for lunch. I made Sour-kraut for him.
  • When life gives you dilemmas, make di-lemoande.
  • The lemon had to work overtime to earn half a lime.
  • The lime texted me,” SOur you doing? Let’s catch up someday!”
  • The lemon was confused. The papers said that all roads were deserted today but he met so many lemon cheesecakes on his way home.
  • The dentist suggested the lemon to get peelings.
  • The lemon lawyer stood up and announced, “I zest my case here.”
  • The lemon is very agile because he plays squash regularly.
  • I only bought tequila and salt for the party. Life gave me lemons.
  • That lemon is the best baseball pitcher in the team.
  • It’s a pity that the lemon curd not fulfill his dreams in life.
  • The lemon won a lottery last month. He came to work driving a lime-ousine today.
  • The lemon met his enemy after 5 years. The zest is history.
  • I was surprised to not find a single lemon at the store. They were all either married or in a relationship.
  • A lemon and a lime were fighting for the boxing finals. Everyone Is anxious because they are bitter rivals.
  • The lemons went to buy fruits at the grocery store but they were all out. I guess it was fruitless of them to go.
  • The lemon proposed to his girlfriend with a lemonade and she was schwepped off her feet.
  • Everyone wanted to hire the lemon chef because his food was popular for being sub-lime.
  • I never go out with my lemon friends who are a couple. I hate to fifth peel.
  • The lemon failed to impress any woman because his pickup limes were creepy.
  • The lemons are fighting with each other. It’s as if all hell will break juice.
  • The lemon said to his ex-girlfriend,” I don’t have any bitter feelings for you.”
  • The lemon pie is very skilled at Merengue.
  • I always call the lemon when I am in danger. He lemon-aids to solve my problems.
  • The lemons enjoyed eating lemonade at the golden sour.
  • The lemon wanted to get his house cleaned in a minute. He called for a Minute Maid.
  • They found a dinosaur eating lemon. They named him Tyrannosourus Rex.
  • The lemon wanted to ask his girlfriend to marry him. He was just waiting for the right time to pip the question.
  • If you ask me to make you a mixture of lemon, pineapple, and orange juice, I will just punch you.
  • The lemons always teach us to squeeze the day. Their motto is “Carpe Lemon!”
  • The lemon was a big fan of anime. He loved watching ‘Lemon Slayer’.
  • The lemon said to his wife,” Sweeties, lime all yours!”
  • I asked the lemon to never lose hope because the zest is yet to come.
  • The lemons had a party. They played ‘You’re My Main Squeeze’ by Crystal Motion on loop!
  • Don’t even get me tarted on what that lemon did yesterday!
  • You should never have unprotected sex with a lemon. You may get lemon-AIDS.
  • That lemon got to participate in the race because he was the squeeze-en one.
  • Everyone thought the lemons were just fooling around. Turns out, they are in a pretty citrus relationship.
  • His lemon puns were citrus-ized for being offensive.
  • The lemon went to the store because she wanted to buy a lemon wedgie for the party.
  • Ever since the lemon moved to Paris, he is living his zest life.
  • Everyone hates that lemon because he is never sweet to anyone.
  • The lemon thieves were hiding in a corner. One said to the other,” Zest be cool. They won’t find us here.”
  • “Do you know that lemon just bought a Mercedes.” Citrus-ly?Where did he get the money?”
  • The lemon wanted to borrow a book from me. I gave him one written by Lemony Snickett.
  • The lemon had to spend the night by itself because the banana split.
  • The lemon lost the race. His friend said to him,” Bitter luck next time!”
  • It took the lemon a couple sours to reach home by train.
  • We can’t let that lemon handle such a difficult task. He is just a lay-mon.
  • The lemon never lost hope because he believed there was always a chance to make a fresh tart.
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