141+ Funny Light Puns and jokes

Light is as we all know a natural agent which actually stimulates our sight and thus it makes all the things visible to our eyes. Light is not only the one we get from bulbs or LEDs but the sun rays are the natural source of light that we have also it is the source of Vitamin D. 

Light Puns

  • I just want one single LIGHT of that birthday cake of yours 
  • I just have a very small LIGHT of this food to offer you
  • I just want to say you GOOD – LIGHT
  • Have you watched that movie named as LAMPAGE 
  • This LIGHT you actually made the most memorable one for me
  • Thanks a lot more for making my LIGHT so unforgettable
  • My mother uses only Saffole – LIGHT Oil for cooking all the food 
  • Why are you LIGHTING with her
  • You must not LIGHT with your girlfriend
  • Stop LIGHTING you both and behave like good children
  • I LIGHT be sounding rude to you but I am actually very upset at this moment
  • What are the timings for your LIGHT
  • Your LIGHT would be from the International Airport
  • I just flying LIGHT
  • Do you know how to fly LIGHT
  • Flying LIGHT is also like an art
  • What are you LIGHTING in your book
  • You have such a LIGHT future ahead
  • I just wish for your LIGHT future
  • This dress is actually too LIGHT to me, I am unable to fit into it
  • I would be wearing Black with LIGHT today
Light Puns
  • The theme of that party is Black and LIGHT
  • You must LIGHT a letter to her
  • I only and only want to see BULL – LIGHT at least for once in my life
  • Why are LIGHT to this party today 
  • Why are you LIGHT to school today 
  • You are the LIGHT comer of this school 
  • This LIGHT happen that I may have to leave you alone for this movie 
  • To – LIGHT I will make it the most memorable one for you 
  • You must end this LIGHT with him
  • Could you increase some LIGHTNESS in my picture 
  • Why is the LIGHTNESS of your laptop so low 
  • You must get your eye – LIGHT checked 
  • She is the BRIGHT and he is the groom 
  • It is such a wonderful as well as the most beautiful experience to be a BRIGHT 
  • The day of marriage is the most special one for both BRIGHT and groom 
  • She LIGHT to me when I asked her about her affair with you 
  • Why did you told LIGHT to me about your relationship with him 
  • I missed my LIGHT today 
  • My LIGHT had been delayed by five hours 
  • I would be late for my meeting today as my LIGHT had delayed 
  • What is your BRIGHT 
  • You are taller than him, I think your BRIGHT is more than his 
  • You are BRIGHT in this matter 
  • I should had listened to you as you were BRIGHT about him 
  • I want orange juice with orange BULB in it
  • You must also add some mango BULB in the mango smoothie 
  • You must GLOW all the candles on your birth day cake 
  • You were BRIGHT about this 
  • Water is GLOWING with such a great speed 
  • Don’t feel GLOW about this 
  • You must never feel GLOW or never let yourself down and must face your failures with courage 
  • That plant is GLOWING 
Light Puns

Light Quotes

  • I really wish that you keep GLOWING in the same way in your career 
  • Country’s economic GLOW down must be taken care by our government 
  • What comes after the digit eight? It is SHINE 
  • You submitted all your books late so now you will be charged with some SHINE 
  • Traffic police man charged him with the SHINE of thousand rupees for he was dashing driving on the road 
  • Please SHINE in this column 
  • You have to SHINE these papers 
  • Have you SHINED that deal with them 
  • You must actually not cross your SHINE 
  • This slippers are SHINE, as I bought them from mall last week 
  • You must know your limits and thus you must not cross your SHINE 
  • I GLOW you one Cold coffee 
  • I remember that I GLOW you a red sauce pasta 
  • I think you had forgot that you GLOWED me two hundred rupees which you actually borrowed from me last week 
  • My GLOWS of both my legs are paining so badly 
Light Puns
  • Could you please massage my GLOWS 
  • Why are you just SHINING this deal with him 
  • You must not SHINE that deal as we all are against your decision 
  • CANDLE with care
  • Can you CANDLE me for life time
  • I will be wearing the red CANDLES with my black dress
  • I am just a LIGHT – HEARTED man
  • You all must be a LIGHT – HEARTED person
  • Wind is GLOWING at such a more high speed 
  • Do not TORCH me 
  • I just hate those people who TORCH me while speaking to me 
  • Don’t even ever dare to TORCH my little sister 
  • He is her SUN – in – Law 
  • I am so much proud of my SUN that I cannot even express it to you all 
  • You must SUN back to your house 
  • This is the race so SUN as fast as you can 
  • Any SUN of us can only go for the trip 
  • Is some SUN out there in the room 
  • You must not be scared as there is no SUN in the room 
  • Stop making SUN of me 
  • You must not make SUN of her 
  • Your sense of humour is so great also you are so SUNNY 
  • You are so SUNNY that left me laughing through out the party tonight. 
Light Puns

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