75+ Best Marriage Puns

Marriage as we all know that is actually a bond in which two individuals enter usually to spend their entire life together. They also plan a family of their own after they get married.

Mentioned below are some marriage puns and quotes of which you can always make use every time.

Marriage Puns

My marriage is actually nothing less than a miscarriage !

When actually some one asks me of my marriage ! I just tell them that I am not yet MARRY – AGE !

Marriage may come and go but this very MARRY – AGE comes only once in the life time !

I would actually pick MASSAGE over MARRIAGE !

Marriage ready is not actually marriage ready ! It is actually miscarriage ready !

Marriage is actually just like a beverage which at first seems you soft but then later it actually hits you hard !

I actually find borage much more tastier than the marriage !

Please get a portion of FROMAGE as marriage is not at all my cup of tea !

Marriage is just like a forbidden fruit to me !

Some times I actually feel that had I abandoned marriage or actually marriage had abandoned me !

I actually feel that marriage is just an early ageing product !

The word marriage actually makes me feel so very scandalised every time !

I would actually always prefer FROMAGE over MARRIAGE !

I actually feel that marriages can actually cause HAEMORRHAGES !

Keep yourself safe from Haemorrhages ! Stay away from Marriages !

Stay horny ! Get married !

I just actually love you with the very wine with which you are here in front of me !

I only love you when you are there with that diamond ring in your pocket for me !

Even those are not so very annoying to me like these marriages actually are !

When I actually have to chose between attending the marriage ceremony and watching my least favourites on television then I actually go with the latter one !

Marriages are actually not fun but they are like guns pointing at you with it’s trigger in the other’s hands !

Marriages actually have zero convictions !

Marriages are like two innocent people coming together and just turning in to victims !

Marriage actually increases a lot more of baggage for you !

Marriage is actually some thing that would either make you a victim or it will make you a culprit !

Marriage is some thing which actually makes you both the victim and the culprit at the very same time !

Marriage is just like a life time imprisonment !

Marrying a doctor could be a wrong decision as you could never tell all the very reasons of your sickness to your doctor !

Who says marriage gives you license and freedom ! It actually curbs all of them !

Marriage is just like you, yourself surrendering to the police !

Marriages actually bring more of weaknesses to you !

Marriage means more and more number of baggage !

No matter how honest you may be but marriage definitely makes you a liar !

When I got married my honesty expired !

Honest and honesty are just so obsolete words after you actually get married !

Marriage actually cut downs your confusion because then you only do as your partner tells you !

Marriage is actually just so very equivalent of being under a rule of a Monarch for life time !

Marriage is that life time imprisonment which can never be commuted by any petition of yours !

Single hood is common for all but marriage is only for special ones !

Marriage is a blessing only if you actually have your control over your partner !

Happily married are actually all those who just hand over their own remotes to their partners !

Marriage is where you actually surrender your television remotes !

The very secret of being happily married is never ever throw your wet towels on your beds !

Marriage is actually some thing which do makes you punctual especially when you return home from your office !

Marriage is actually entering in to the authoritarian regime by your own self !

Marriage is actually some thing you can not live with or also you can not live with out !

Marriage is actually a big bag full of responsibilities which actually continue through out your very life !

Marriage also starts in your very life, that very fight for freedom !

Marriage is actually the very step towards the first crack down of your very freedom !

The meaning of Stay Free actually changes after you get married ! As now it is no more about your freedom !

Marriage Puns

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