257+ Nose Puns That Will Make You Sniff for Laughter

Who nose puns? I nose puns! Lots of puns! The nose is one of the most crucial parts of the human body, as well as one of the most amusing. Who nose why it’s so? Nevertheless, join us on our journey to the ultimate list of nose puns and jokes that wills snort your day!

Funny Nose Puns

Sniffing for some laughter, are we? Here is a list of specially curated Nose Puns for your soul’s delight. They are simply a play on words, but the English language says otherwise. Hold on to your noses because these nose puns are sinus-ly the best of all!

  • The brain nose all, but the heart doesn’t. 
  • He noes he is the smartest of all.
  • I came sniffing for laughter, but just found pumpkin pie.
  • I am sinus-ly considering joining the circus.
  • I saw a new trainee in the office today but nobody nose his name.
  • Watching a kid fall from his bicycle is snot funny.
  • I visited my old photo albums after a long time. It was very nose-talgic.
  • The amazing new job opportunity was a heaven-scent.
  • I had a runny nose and did not feel good, so I was scent home.
  • Voldemort isn’t very smart, they say, because he nose-less.
  • People who cough or sneeze without covering their mouths make me sick.
  • Why can’t I just break my runny nose’s legs?
  • The nose measures in scentimetres.
  • Semi-colognes smell great, but commas don’t.
  • I was sick out of my wits and it’s achoo story.
  • Because it is the scenter, the nose is at the centre of our faces.
  • It makes scents now about how he nose so much about me.
  • He sure noses qualities.
  • The nose under trial was found in-a-scent.
  • My loyalty nose no limits.
  • “Nobody nose anything,” whispered the suspects.
  • Mother nose the best.
  • Vasco da Gama nose to travel the world and finds India.
  • I have gotten a knack of watching a lot of reality nose on the TV lately.
  • Good things come to nose who wait.
  • “There she nose again,” said Penny who was tired of having a runny nose.
  • Nobody nose the trouble I’ve seen.
  • “There nose my life!” screamed Michael Jackson after the plastic surgery.
  • He gave me a wild red nose and proposed. No, it wasn’t a cold.
  • Noses are red, violets are blue. Honey’s sweet, and so are you.
  • God only helps nose who help themselves.
  • Every nose has its thorn, but the red beauty nose where it’s from.
  • Before the devil nose you’re dead, go ahead and picket.
  • As time nose by, I start smelling again.
  • “This is so sweet of you!” I smelled at the friend who gave me a present.
  • He scent me a present on my birthday and when I opened the pack, I found scented candles packed neatly.
  • The one who doesn’t have a nose, nose by the name Voldemort.
  • He who nose he doesn’t have a nose is named Voldemort. 
  • He who nose a lot of nose puns is the smelliest.
  • His scents of humour was to die for.
  • Our professor was a scent-sible man.
  • “You are so smelly!” Exclaimed the girl, laughing uncontrollably at the stand-up comedian’s jokes.
  • Voldemort committed some scentless acts of violence towards Potter and his friends.
  • My nose is red, warm, sweaty, and tired, because it keeps running.
  • Being bed ridden with cold is snot funny.
  • I was caught red-nosed by the hospital because I had a contagious cold.
  • Me and my best friend got struck with cold together. I guess we’re just a couple of nosy brats.
  • Nose puns stink, but eye puns are cornea.
  • He who had a very long nose, nose by the name, Pinocchio.
  • Pinocchio nose he was lying.
  • The smartest kid in the class was a nose-it-all.
  • The stomach nose no limits when it comes to having an extra cheese delight.
  • The inspector nose what he is doing, and he will catch the suspect soon.
  • Should I try to catch my nose if it starts running again?
  • I let my nose run without any feet.
  • My nose bleeds for your pain and misery.
  • Every night at 11, my nose begins to bleed, but I’ve seen stranger things.
  • I got a headache in Math class and my nose started to bleed. Perhaps I have a sin(x) infection.
  • Perhaps my runny nose may snot get better over time.
  • Why pick your nose when you already have one in the scenter of your face?
  • I got a chance to participate in a baking competition, but I got a runny nose and no taste. I cannot believe I blew it.
  • He always had a cold. I guess he was just snotty by nature.
  • My nose is so runny, it could win a marathon.
  • I asked my parents if I can get my nose pierced and get a hole on the side, but they said I already have two.
  • I went to the fish market as a child, but it always smelt fishy.
  • The serial killer was on the nose and everyone was tense.
  • I live across the street from a lake where some fishermen discovered a severed human nose. The investigator on the case inquired as to if I knew who it belonged to. “Nobody nose,” I said.
  • Nobody nose where the time goes.
  • You nose better than to fight with bullies.
  • How can your foot smell if it doesn’t have a nose?
  • I kept looking out for facial hair, but it was under my nose the whole time.
  • His phone was stolen from right under his nose on the busy street. Guess you shouldn’t attempt to send a voice note at a crowded space.
  • “I shoved the resignation under his nose!” Said Sarah, furious at her ex-boss. Well, that was aggressive of her, she could’ve just mailed the resignation to him.
  • I don’t understand, if he brought Nike shoes, why would he rub it on my nose?
  • For all these years, she worked hard and kept her nose clean. Her record is flawless, but her nose is covered in fingerprints.
  • I have a good nose for learning French.
  • “I got my nose stuck, help!” I screamed, unable to breathe between two people fighting under my nose.
  • He couldn’t figure out what to gift her on her birthday, but the answer was as plain as the nose on her face. So, he got her a nose ring.
  • The new perfume collection by Versace is heaven-scent.
  • Being accustomed to nose-scents, I found myself in Dior’s perfume section.
  • Get ready to blow your nose and lungs out.
  • Nose pins? I thought you said nose puns.
  • “My dog is such achoo-tie,” I said while sneezing.
  • I thought God nose everything, but He missed Voldemort.
  • How does Voldemort sneeze?

Funny Nose Jokes

Let’s forget about the world and snort like the laughter is stuck between our teeth. Don’t worry, these nose puns make a lot of scents too, but with a creative play on words. Let’s snort, shall we?

  • Why did the kids like to eavesdrop? Because they were nosy brats.
  • Why did the pigs like to eavesdrop? Because they were nosy porkers.
  • Who is the hero of worst noses ever? Voldemort from Harry Potter. 
  • Why was her nose runny? Because it was exercising.
  • What did Jacob say when he was told he smells good? “Why, of course I do, I use both my nostrils for smelling.”
  • What did the Grammar Nazi say? “Semi-colognes smell great.”
  • What did the Math teacher say to the class when she took over the free lecture? “Quit this non-scents and start studying.”
  • What is Planck’s constant? God nose.
  • Why do sailors constantly blow their noses? Because they are anchor chiefs.
  • What is the gang of runny noses called? Aller G’s.
  • What did one eye say to the other eye? “Between you and me, something smells.”
  • What did the photographer say to the family? “Smell please!”
  • How to prevent a skunk from smelling? Easy, just hold its nose.
  • What is the ultimate disgusting trick ghosts use on Halloween? They throw boogers.
  • Why couldn’t the pig mind its own business? Because it was a nosy porker.
  • What did one snowman say to another snowman? “I keep smelling carrots for sine reason.”
  • What is Hank E. best known for? Helping you in blowing your nose.
  • What did the nose say when it visited its old town? “This is very nose-tralgic.”
  • What book idea did Holden D. Nose ditch writing about? Owning a pet skunk.
  • What happens when a giant gets a nosebleed? It rains blood all over the town.
  • Why did the cat become so moody when it got a cold? Because it was full of mew-cuss.
  • What did the nose say when it visited its old town? “This is very nostril-gic.”
  • What kind of magic are noses accustomed to? Nostralgic. 
  • How did the nose propose to his girlfriend? With a nose ring.
  • Why was the nose sitting alone? He wasn’t picked.
  • Why was the nose sitting alone? He was off the face.
  • What did the runny nose say? “Sniffity snoffity, here I go!”
  • What did the nose say to the boogers? “Sniffity snoffity, get off my property.”
  • Why did she never blow her nose? Because she didn’t want it to fly away.
  • What kind of earrings are noses fond of? Nose piercings.
  • What happens when a nose is blocked? The dialogue box of “Error 404 Nose Not Found” appears.
  • Why did the nose started running? Because it was tired of being blocked.
  • What happens at Christmas? It snose. 
  • Why did Rudolph the reindeer have a red nose? Because it had a cold.
  • What did Louis Armstrong say? “Nobody nose the trouble I’ve seen, nobody nose my sorrow.”
  • When was Holden D. Nose at relief? When he visited a fragrance store.
  • What book would Hank E. strive to right? A Guide to Blowing Your Nose.
  • Why did the eavesdropping children get in trouble? Because they got their nose stuck where they don’t belong.
  • What made the nose sniff for laughter? More nose puns.
  • Why couldn’t he stop sneezing? Because he was paying through his nose.
  • What made him a successful man? He followed his nose.
  • Why was she rubbing her nose on the grindstone? Because she was working hard and putting her nose to the grindstone.
  • What made Sarah so sad and lonely? She cut her nose off to end up bringing spite to her face.
  • Why was Sarah at the Emergency Room? She didn’t show up to the party since she had cut her nose off and brought spite to her face.
  • Who is known as the Patron Scent of Bookstores? Sylvia Beach.
  • How was the most successful company built? The director led other people by his nose.
  • Why did the engineer’s son run off to become a singer? His nose was loose, and he followed his nose.
  • From where did the nose graduate? The Nasal Academy.
  • Why is Hank E. appreciated? He makes blow-ups possible.
  • Why was it so hard for Sarah to accept that her parrot had flown away? Because she was hard-nosed.
  • Why was Harish arrested? He was caught stealing Rudolph the red nosed reindeer who had a cold.
  • What did Harish’s employer say when he accepted, he couldn’t finish the job due to lack of electricity at his residence? “That is no skin off my nose.” Well, of course.
  • Why did the rowdy kids keep patting their noses when they saw the Math teacher in the halls? Because they were thumbing their noses and refusing to attend her class.
  • Why couldn’t the kids keep themselves out of other people’s business? Because they got their noses stuck in their business.
  • Why was Harish arrested? He was caught red-nosed.
  • What did the pun lover say? “Nose-in is funnier than nose puns.”
  • Why couldn’t Sarah concentrate on the class? Because she was nose-in off due to a bad night’s sleep the whole time.
  • What do you call someone who has a peg nose and is acting suspiciously? Suspeg.
  • What did the disappointed nose say when it realised it was coming down with a cold after all? “Perhaps I should snot spend this weekend in the pool anymore.”
  • How does a dog smell when he plays with mud? Awful.
  • What is the first song you would find in a nose’s Spotify playlist? Smelly Cat by Phoebe Buffay.
  • How did the nose greet its neighbours? By saying, “Achoo!”
  • What is a nose without a body known as? Nobody nose.
  • What is the number one location on the nose’s to-travel list? Nose-terdam.
  • What is the nose’s favourite location in Paris? Nostril Dame.

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