150+ Funny November Puns to Keep You Laughing All Month Long!

πŸ‚πŸ¦ƒ Welcome to No Joke-vember, the month where puns fall like leaves and laughter keeps you warm! πŸ§£πŸ˜‚ We’ve gathered a bountiful harvest of hilarious November puns that are sure to tickle your funny bone and spice up your autumn days. 🍁

🌰 So, grab your pumpkin-spiced beverage, cozy up in your favorite sweater, and let’s dive into a whirlwind of pun-tastic humor that’ll leave you thankful for every giggle! 🌽

🍁 Get ready to feast on the funniest November puns that’ll have you laughing all the way to Thanksgiving! πŸ˜†πŸ¦ƒ

November is again well known to all of us, it is the eleventh month of the year that comes after October. In addition, this month is also considered to be the last month of the autumn season in the Northern Hemisphere.Β Mentioned below are some best November puns as well as quotes, which you can actually always use.Β 

November Puns

What is your mobile NOVEMBER? 

Could you please write your phone NOVEMBER here in this column 

You have to fill your Cell phone NOVEMBERS here in this column with black pen 

All this furniture is made only and only with NOVEMBER wood 

Trees are cut for their NOVEMBER which is then further used for various purposes one of them being furnitures 

Do you know that he is the NOVEMBER of that group

I eagerly just want the NOVEMBER – SHIP of that acting group

Are you really the NOVEMBER of that disco club

I really really wish to have the NOVEMBER – SHIP of that club

He only deals in NOVEMBER wood

Do you have NOV – BLENDER for preparing cold coffee 

Can I please lend your NOV – BLENDER as I have to prepare the vanilla shake for my guests 

Do you really NOVEMBER what I told you last week about my aunt 

I don’t NOVEMBER that what you told me last month about her

She is actually going to NOVEMBER in her room 

Do NOVEMBER to take your all the accessories as well as all your essentials with you when you go for your trip to London

Are you going to NOVEMBER right now 

November Puns

Yes I NOVEMBER that you asked me to get your project work done on time but unfortunately I forgot it and I am really really sorry for that.

She is NOVEMBERING in her room as she was very tired today after she returned from her office 

It is No Shave NOVEMBER for me this year 

Do you really follow this trend of No shave NOVEMBER 

You must use NOVE oil if your tooth is Aching 

NOVE oil is so very useful as well as effective for the tooth ache 

She uses ST – NOVE for cooking 

She is preparing the food on the ST – NOVE 

Do you actually know how to use the ST – NOVE 

Yes I very well know how to use ST – NOVE 

I just saw some NOV – EMENT happening there 

Did you see that thing NOV – ING 

She was just NOV – ING around here and there 

There NOV – EMENT in the corridors is actually restricted for the time being 

Don’t you know that they can not NOVE around in the galleries as well as the corridors of this building 

You can actually watch many amazing movies on Amazon NOVEMBER – SHIP 

You must not COMP – YEAR me with that stupid friend of yours

It is a YEAR or rather a very small amount of money which I have with me

Do you know that the box is of NOV – AMBER colour

He asked me tell you that YEAR your uniform by yourself, else you will be late for your school today 

NOV – AMBER is basically a yellow light which is used to signal the trains

I use only and only NOVE soap for bathing 

November Puns

NOVE soap makes my skin more soft like a cream 

NOVE soap actually moisturises my skin so well and also hydrates it too 

Do you NOVE me 

I just NOVE you madly 

She just wants to know that whether you NOVE her or not 

He is been NOVING you since a long time but he wasn’t able to express it to you yet 

She DR – NOVE the car to my house 

Who DR – NOVE the car last night

NOVE is basically a small sheltered bay 

Do you know what NOVE is! It is a kind of natural harbour 

ELEVEN did you last saw her 

When you are in home you just feel like ELEVEN 

With family I just feel like I am in ELEVEN 

Do you know that this is the tree of ELEVEN 

ELEVEN Universe was one of the most favourite fictional character of children earlier 

ELEVEN Universe was a very famous television show 

ELEVEN Spielberg is an American filmmaker 

Jurassic Park of the year 1993 was also one of the works ELEVEN Spielberg 

November Puns

ELEVEN Spielberg is actually one of my most favourite film maker and I have watched all his movies 

She lives YEAR to me 

Today he was sitting very YEAR to me and so finally we spoke today for the first time 

I just love eating all the fruits and specifically I like YEAR 

Have I really made my self YEAR to you as I don’t want any kind of confusions later on 

Just YEAR all this shit in your room 

He does animal YEARING in his farm

Didn’t you knew that he works as the animal YEARERS 

My uncle does animal YEARING in his farms 

She is very YEAR to both me as well as my family 

He killed that YEAR and got arrested by the police 

Didn’t you YEAR to what I just told you to do 

Can’t you YEAR? Are you mad!

I have been talking to you from so long and you were not even YEARING to what I said 

She is YEARING the space for you in her room 

You will have a great CAR – YEAR ahead 

You really have a very very bright CAR – YEAR in the field of information technology 

He is been going to CAR – YEAR counsellor for his counselling since last week 

I want to make one thing very YEAR to you that we don’t have any future together and so you will always be only a good friend to me and nothing else.Β 

I saw a YEAR in the zoo todayΒ 

I really really want to see a polar YEAR at least once in my life 

Polar YEARS really look so so cute and amazing, all white they areΒ 

What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music? Gobble-rock! πŸŽΈπŸ¦ƒ

What do you call a November storm? A tur-key change in the weather. 🌩️

Why do cornstalks make great comedians? Because they’re all ears! πŸŒ½πŸ‘‚

What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash! πŸŽƒπŸΈ

Why did the scarecrow become a therapist? To help others with their hay-ng-ups. 🌾🧠

What do you call a chilly November day? Brrr-isk! ❄️

How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch! πŸŽƒπŸ©Ή

Why was the turkey at the Thanksgiving table? It was stuffed! πŸ¦ƒπŸ½οΈ

What do you call November without any jokes? Unbe-leaf-able! 🍁

Why did the pilgrims love autumn? It was a time of bountiful har-vests! 🌽🚜

What do you call a turkey that can’t fly? A ground-breaking discovery. πŸ¦ƒπŸŒ

Why do cranberries turn red? They’re blushing from all the sauce! 😊

What’s a tree’s favorite holiday? Arbor Day, but it loves the fall colors in November! πŸŒ³πŸ‚

How do you compliment a beautiful November day? Say it’s a-maize-ing! 🌽✨

What’s a pumpkin’s favorite TV show? Orange is the New Black. πŸŽƒπŸ“Ί

What’s a turkey’s favorite dance move? The gobble-groove! πŸ¦ƒπŸ•Ί

What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google, google! πŸ¦ƒπŸ’»

Why did the leaves fall in love? They were caught in a whirlwind romance! πŸƒβ€οΈ

Why do turkeys make terrible baseball players? They always foul out! πŸ¦ƒβšΎ

What do you call a turkey that tells jokes? A gobble-dee-gook! πŸ¦ƒπŸ€£

How do you invite a turkey to dinner? Send a turkey-gram! πŸ’Œ

Why did the turkey become an astronaut? To explore the giblet-way! πŸ¦ƒπŸŒŒ

What’s a turkey’s favorite type of candy? Gobble-stoppers! πŸ¦ƒπŸ¬

Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor? It wasn’t feeling gourd-geous. πŸŽƒπŸ˜·

What do you call a turkey on the run? A fast-food option! πŸ¦ƒπŸƒ

What’s a turkey’s favorite type of movie? A gobble-buster! 🎬

Why did the turkey go to jail? It was caught gobbling up the evidence! πŸ¦ƒπŸ”Ž

What do you call a turkey that knows karate? A poultry in motion! πŸ¦ƒπŸ₯‹

What did the turkey say to the tree? Stop leafing me alone! πŸ¦ƒπŸ‚

What’s a turkey’s favorite type of bread? Gobble-rye! 🍞

Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken! πŸ¦ƒπŸ›£οΈ

Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down? Because they wear their belt buckles on their hats! πŸ‘–πŸŽ©

What do you call a running turkey? Fast food on the go! πŸ¦ƒπŸ”

Why was the cranberry sauce so proud? It was always the toast of the town. πŸ·πŸ‡

What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at math? A pumpkin pi! πŸŽƒπŸ₯§

How do you describe an overcooked turkey? A hot mess! πŸ¦ƒπŸ”₯

What do you call a turkey after Thanksgiving? Lucky! πŸ¦ƒπŸ€

What’s a turkey’s favorite type of weather? Fowl weather! πŸ¦ƒβ›ˆοΈ

Why did the pumpkin join the gym? To get totally jacked! πŸŽƒπŸ’ͺ

What do you call a turkey with an attitude? A saucy bird! πŸ¦ƒπŸ˜ 

What do turkeys and socks have in common? They both gobble up odors! πŸ§¦πŸ¦ƒ

What do you call a turkey on a mountain? Hillbilly poultry. πŸ¦ƒβ›°οΈ

What’s a turkey’s favorite type of tea? Gobble Green Tea! πŸ΅πŸ¦ƒ

Why was the sweet potato so sweet? It was baked with love! 🍠❀️

What do you call a turkey that loves shopping? A retail-gobbler! πŸ›οΈπŸ¦ƒ

What did the pumpkin say to the pie? “You complete me!” πŸŽƒπŸ₯§

What’s a turkey’s favorite type of book? A best-gobbler! πŸ“šπŸ¦ƒ

What do you call a turkey with a suntan? A bronzed bird! πŸ¦ƒβ˜€οΈ

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a computer? A bird that browses the web! πŸ¦ƒπŸ’»

Why was the turkey always late to Thanksgiving dinner? It had a stuffing delay! πŸ¦ƒπŸ•—

What do you call a turkey that can sing? A turkey-tenor! πŸŽ€πŸ¦ƒ

Why did the pumpkin go to college? To get a little more “vine-spiration.” πŸŽ“πŸŽƒ

What’s a turkey’s favorite type of party? A wingding! πŸ¦ƒπŸŽ‰

What’s a turkey’s favorite type of sandwich? A turkey club! πŸ₯ͺπŸ¦ƒ

What do you call a smart turkey? A bird-brainiac! πŸ§ πŸ¦ƒ

Why do turkeys love November? Because it’s the month they truly shine! πŸŒŸπŸ¦ƒ

November Puns

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