ππ¦ Welcome to No Joke-vember, the month where puns fall like leaves and laughter keeps you warm! π§£π We’ve gathered a bountiful harvest of hilarious November puns that are sure to tickle your funny bone and spice up your autumn days. π
π° So, grab your pumpkin-spiced beverage, cozy up in your favorite sweater, and let’s dive into a whirlwind of pun-tastic humor that’ll leave you thankful for every giggle! π½
π Get ready to feast on the funniest November puns that’ll have you laughing all the way to Thanksgiving! ππ¦
November is again well known to all of us, it is the eleventh month of the year that comes after October. In addition, this month is also considered to be the last month of the autumn season in the Northern Hemisphere.Β Mentioned below are some best November puns as well as quotes, which you can actually always use.Β
November Puns
What is your mobile NOVEMBER?
Could you please write your phone NOVEMBER here in this column
You have to fill your Cell phone NOVEMBERS here in this column with black pen
All this furniture is made only and only with NOVEMBER wood
Trees are cut for their NOVEMBER which is then further used for various purposes one of them being furnitures
Do you know that he is the NOVEMBER of that group
I eagerly just want the NOVEMBER β SHIP of that acting group
Are you really the NOVEMBER of that disco club
I really really wish to have the NOVEMBER β SHIP of that club
He only deals in NOVEMBER wood
Do you have NOV β BLENDER for preparing cold coffee
Can I please lend your NOV β BLENDER as I have to prepare the vanilla shake for my guests
Do you really NOVEMBER what I told you last week about my aunt
I donβt NOVEMBER that what you told me last month about her
She is actually going to NOVEMBER in her room
Do NOVEMBER to take your all the accessories as well as all your essentials with you when you go for your trip to London
Are you going to NOVEMBER right now
Yes I NOVEMBER that you asked me to get your project work done on time but unfortunately I forgot it and I am really really sorry for that.
She is NOVEMBERING in her room as she was very tired today after she returned from her office
It is No Shave NOVEMBER for me this year
Do you really follow this trend of No shave NOVEMBER
You must use NOVE oil if your tooth is Aching
NOVE oil is so very useful as well as effective for the tooth ache
She uses ST β NOVE for cooking
She is preparing the food on the ST β NOVE
Do you actually know how to use the ST β NOVE
Yes I very well know how to use ST β NOVE
I just saw some NOV β EMENT happening there
Did you see that thing NOV β ING
She was just NOV β ING around here and there
There NOV β EMENT in the corridors is actually restricted for the time being
Donβt you know that they can not NOVE around in the galleries as well as the corridors of this building
You can actually watch many amazing movies on Amazon NOVEMBER β SHIP
You must not COMP β YEAR me with that stupid friend of yours
It is a YEAR or rather a very small amount of money which I have with me
Do you know that the box is of NOV β AMBER colour
He asked me tell you that YEAR your uniform by yourself, else you will be late for your school today
NOV β AMBER is basically a yellow light which is used to signal the trains
I use only and only NOVE soap for bathing
NOVE soap makes my skin more soft like a cream
NOVE soap actually moisturises my skin so well and also hydrates it too
Do you NOVE me
I just NOVE you madly
She just wants to know that whether you NOVE her or not
He is been NOVING you since a long time but he wasnβt able to express it to you yet
She DR β NOVE the car to my house
Who DR β NOVE the car last night
NOVE is basically a small sheltered bay
Do you know what NOVE is! It is a kind of natural harbour
ELEVEN did you last saw her
When you are in home you just feel like ELEVEN
With family I just feel like I am in ELEVEN
Do you know that this is the tree of ELEVEN
ELEVEN Universe was one of the most favourite fictional character of children earlier
ELEVEN Universe was a very famous television show
ELEVEN Spielberg is an American filmmaker
Jurassic Park of the year 1993 was also one of the works ELEVEN Spielberg
ELEVEN Spielberg is actually one of my most favourite film maker and I have watched all his movies
She lives YEAR to me
Today he was sitting very YEAR to me and so finally we spoke today for the first time
I just love eating all the fruits and specifically I like YEAR
Have I really made my self YEAR to you as I donβt want any kind of confusions later on
Just YEAR all this shit in your room
He does animal YEARING in his farm
Didnβt you knew that he works as the animal YEARERS
My uncle does animal YEARING in his farms
She is very YEAR to both me as well as my family
He killed that YEAR and got arrested by the police
Didnβt you YEAR to what I just told you to do
Canβt you YEAR? Are you mad!
I have been talking to you from so long and you were not even YEARING to what I said
She is YEARING the space for you in her room
You will have a great CAR β YEAR ahead
You really have a very very bright CAR β YEAR in the field of information technology
He is been going to CAR β YEAR counsellor for his counselling since last week
I want to make one thing very YEAR to you that we donβt have any future together and so you will always be only a good friend to me and nothing else.Β
I saw a YEAR in the zoo todayΒ
I really really want to see a polar YEAR at least once in my life
Polar YEARS really look so so cute and amazing, all white they areΒ
What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music? Gobble-rock! πΈπ¦
What do you call a November storm? A tur-key change in the weather. π©οΈ
Why do cornstalks make great comedians? Because they’re all ears! π½π
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash! ππΈ
Why did the scarecrow become a therapist? To help others with their hay-ng-ups. πΎπ§
What do you call a chilly November day? Brrr-isk! βοΈ
How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch! ππ©Ή
Why was the turkey at the Thanksgiving table? It was stuffed! π¦π½οΈ
What do you call November without any jokes? Unbe-leaf-able! π
Why did the pilgrims love autumn? It was a time of bountiful har-vests! π½π
What do you call a turkey that can’t fly? A ground-breaking discovery. π¦π
Why do cranberries turn red? They’re blushing from all the sauce! π
What’s a tree’s favorite holiday? Arbor Day, but it loves the fall colors in November! π³π
How do you compliment a beautiful November day? Say it’s a-maize-ing! π½β¨
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite TV show? Orange is the New Black. ππΊ
What’s a turkey’s favorite dance move? The gobble-groove! π¦πΊ
What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google, google! π¦π»
Why did the leaves fall in love? They were caught in a whirlwind romance! πβ€οΈ
Why do turkeys make terrible baseball players? They always foul out! π¦βΎ
What do you call a turkey that tells jokes? A gobble-dee-gook! π¦π€£
How do you invite a turkey to dinner? Send a turkey-gram! π
Why did the turkey become an astronaut? To explore the giblet-way! π¦π
What’s a turkey’s favorite type of candy? Gobble-stoppers! π¦π¬
Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor? It wasn’t feeling gourd-geous. ππ·
What do you call a turkey on the run? A fast-food option! π¦π
What’s a turkey’s favorite type of movie? A gobble-buster! π¬
Why did the turkey go to jail? It was caught gobbling up the evidence! π¦π
What do you call a turkey that knows karate? A poultry in motion! π¦π₯
What did the turkey say to the tree? Stop leafing me alone! π¦π
What’s a turkey’s favorite type of bread? Gobble-rye! π
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken! π¦π£οΈ
Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down? Because they wear their belt buckles on their hats! ππ©
What do you call a running turkey? Fast food on the go! π¦π
Why was the cranberry sauce so proud? It was always the toast of the town. π·π
What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at math? A pumpkin pi! ππ₯§
How do you describe an overcooked turkey? A hot mess! π¦π₯
What do you call a turkey after Thanksgiving? Lucky! π¦π
What’s a turkey’s favorite type of weather? Fowl weather! π¦βοΈ
Why did the pumpkin join the gym? To get totally jacked! ππͺ
What do you call a turkey with an attitude? A saucy bird! π¦π
What do turkeys and socks have in common? They both gobble up odors! π§¦π¦
What do you call a turkey on a mountain? Hillbilly poultry. π¦β°οΈ
What’s a turkey’s favorite type of tea? Gobble Green Tea! π΅π¦
Why was the sweet potato so sweet? It was baked with love! π β€οΈ
What do you call a turkey that loves shopping? A retail-gobbler! ποΈπ¦
What did the pumpkin say to the pie? “You complete me!” ππ₯§
What’s a turkey’s favorite type of book? A best-gobbler! ππ¦
What do you call a turkey with a suntan? A bronzed bird! π¦βοΈ
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a computer? A bird that browses the web! π¦π»
Why was the turkey always late to Thanksgiving dinner? It had a stuffing delay! π¦π
What do you call a turkey that can sing? A turkey-tenor! π€π¦
Why did the pumpkin go to college? To get a little more “vine-spiration.” ππ
What’s a turkey’s favorite type of party? A wingding! π¦π
What’s a turkey’s favorite type of sandwich? A turkey club! π₯ͺπ¦
What do you call a smart turkey? A bird-brainiac! π§ π¦
Why do turkeys love November? Because it’s the month they truly shine! ππ¦
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