71+ Best Pokemon Puns

Pokemon has been and outbreak for 90’s kids. They always dreamt of having such pokemons as their friends when they watched Ash, Misty and Brock fight battles. These people now adults will never get over with it. Here are some pokemon puns that will soothe your nostalgia. 

Pokemon Puns

  • I had to pokemon him till the end and it was then he agreed to go to the party. 
  • – I have to pokemon him all the time for everything. 
  • I am going to raichu all the nice poems in  a dairy. 
  • I will raichu all the answers to your questions. 
  • The way he spoke to me, that kind of behaviour is onix-ceptable. 

_ He was offering me the money. I had to tell him rudely that it was onix-ceptable. 

_ I wish I could ride a magikarpet. 

_ We went to the zoo and saw a feraligatr. 

_ I was on larvitar with you but you left anyway.

_ Do you bayleef in love?

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_ I bayleef in you. Do not prove me wrong. 

_ She is a very shy and a quite kind of a Persian. 

_ The kind of Persian she is, she will always select the black dress. 

_ I shinx that we should talk to each other. 

_ What do you shinx about the proposal? 

_ I am a people’s Persian. 

_ I am the kind of Persian that will adjust everywhere. 

_ You need to add some gengar in tea for my sour throat. 

_  Gingerbread that my mom makes is the best thing you would have ever tasted.  

_ I spheal that there is some problem between you two. 

_ You should spheal something by now, it is high time. 

_ I am speeal-ing that you should put more efforts. 

_ Giving it just a few skenas will not work. It needs more time and efforts. 

_  It is high time, we should seel the deal now. 

_ The packet was seel-ed that came for him. Hence I have no idea as to what it contains. 

_ Manwile ago, we met and talked about you. 

_ Once in a manwile, we should sit down together and talk about how we really feel. 

_ Did you Pikachu in the room?

_ It was not easy to Pikachu anyone over food. 

_ How do you Pikachu sides when other the both ends are your favourite people. 

_ My dog’s favourite pass time is to Pikachu my slippers. 

pokemon puns

_ I saw him using my things and I was burned down to ashes. 

_ Would you like to take some ketchum over your fries?

_ She added a lot of ketchum in the pasta. I kind of disliked it. 

_ The police tried to ketchum the thieves. 

_ I some all vegetables but brockoli is my fav. 

_ He was brock solid. 

_ I cannot go any worst. I just have hit my brock bottom. 

_ You need brock to build a castle. 

_ I was so fed up of him that I had to brock him. 

_ He stood in front of me brock-ing my view. 

_ We all were playing james when my mother came in. 

_ James was being played when we thought to stop it an get some alcohol.

_ We played james with alcohol. 

_ She in invited me to her pyjamesmas party. 

_ At home she mostly wore pyjamesmas. 

_ We were stuck together to each other like rocket team. 

_ I did not sleep last night, my eyes are bulbasore.

_ I have been waiting for him to come in the room and flatter everyone with his charmander. 

_ Your charm-ander made me all head over heels for you. 

_ Ivysaw you going to the market with your mother. 

_ The wartortle had begun and there was no turning back from that. 

_ The charwizard waved his wand in the air the spell was cast on the city for doom. 

_ In the wartortle ground, you only fight and save. 

_ He was like a charwizard whose magic was not ready to leave me. 

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