50+ Funny Politics Puns and One-Line Fun Jokes

Puns on anything can be funny. In addition, it can become much more fun if they care about politics. Want to hear some of them? Then you are at the right place. Have a look at some of the funniest ones below.

Politics Puns

  • I forgot to wear my high king boots while going for a walk with the supreme leader of the feudal empire.
  • I do not tell jokes on civil war because I general lee so not find them so funny at all.
  • According to me, all must get rid of democracy. If you favour this then you must raise your hand.
  • The computers follow the al gore rhythm while mimicking the dancing moves of the vice Presidents.
Politics Puns
  • One day I asked my friend who was from north Korea about how it was over there. He replied that he could not complain.
  • Having a conversation with someone who is liberal is almost similar to explaining an eighty year old about social media.
  • Someone who is liberal is also a conservative who has not been mugged.
  • You should build a wall using the mails of hillary because no one is capable of getting over that wall.
  • I usually do not approve of too many jokes on politics because I have seen many of them getting elected.
  • In America, people are ready to cross the ocean in order to fight for their democracy. But they are unwilling to cross the street in order to vote.
  • What is the similarity between diapers and politicians? It is important to change both of them on a regular basis and the reason behind it remains the same almost.
Politics Puns
  • According to the consensus that was held after the election, it was seen that 100% of the Americans thought that about 50% of the Americans are out of their mind.
  • Do you know the difference between politics and baseball? In the game of baseball if you are caught stealing then you are out of the game.
  • What is your favourite creature who is mythical in nature? May be a politician who is honest.
  • The worst thing about the people who work in an unemployment department is that they have to show up the next day even if you get fired.
  • The democrats and the republicans are almost similar to a divorced parent. Bith of them care only about getting their child to hate the other rather then thinking about their well being.
Politics Puns

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