180+ Pork Puns That are not Boar-ing at all

Aren’t pigs the cutest? A little snort, and it sends us laughing into the funny field of happiness and sunshine.

In addition to this, if pigs are paired with puns, which makes ‘pork puns,’ it is simply unforgettable if paired with a lively Sunday brunch. Pork Puns are an unusual yet fun way to spend time with your family on the cool Sunday brunch, and we swear, this selection of pork puns is not boar-ing at all!

Funny Pork Puns

Pork puns are just a huge pigment of our lives. How about we share this funny knowledge within us and pass it on to you? Perhaps you may pass it on to your loved ones after doing your hamwork on the same? We present to you a list of funny pork puns that will not boar you at all!

Sarah and Harry planned to spend their evening at the pork.
Since I am graduating, we need to start porking about my master’s degree.
The noodles looked delicious, but I couldn’t find my pork.
A morning pork a day keeps one healthy, wealthy, and wise.
Sarah goes for a morning pork at 5 AM every day.
Pinky the Pig and Oinky the Pig decided to watch A Pork to Remember on their get together.
Pinky the Pig and Oinky the Pig were honored to have been invited to the Hollywood Pork of Fame.
Sarah and Harry enjoyed taking long porks along the beach.
The audience could not stop cheering when Harry started moon porking on the dance floor.
Neil Armstrong was the first man to step foot and pork in the moon.
The pig and the rabbit had gone out for taking a pork in the woods.
Sarah’s new pork-in closet was nothing less than a dream to her.
Ever since Harry started sleep porking, his partner has had to take special care of him at night so he doesn’t knock over something and hurt himself.
Sarah has a pork-eye when it comes to pointing out pork puns.
Did you hear about the pig who jumped in a puddle of mud yesterday? Oh, pork of the devil, there here he comes.
It has been so long since I went out, I think I have forgotten how to pork my car properly.
Oinky the Pig has only been a lawyer for three years, but she sure can pork the pork.
Pinky the Pig was known for being notorious and porking through her hat.
Pinky the Pig and Oinky the Pig were honored to have been invited to the Pork Show and were excited to be featured on national television.
Oinky the Pig was nervous on his first date, so he started to make small pork with Pinky the Pig, his date for the evening.
If the walls could pork as well, so many of us would have been in trouble for porking behind people’s backs today.
Pinky the Pig fell asleep while on call with Oinky the Pig as they pillow porked the whole night.
Rachel met Monica after several years in the Central Pork in F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
Rachel worked as a struggling fashionista cum waitress in the Central Pork in F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
Oinky the Pig could not find any porking space to pork his car during the rush hour at the five-star restaurant.
Pinky the Pig could not stop porking about how funny and great the pork puns were.
Oinky the Pig and Pinky the Pig were excited to go to Linkin Pork’s concert for the first time.
One should never pork to strangers and refrain from opening the door for them in order to avoid getting into trouble.
The pig realised it ran out of its oinkments and couldn’t treat the bad rash it got while playing in the puddle of mud.
The pigs spent the whole weekend porking out and ordering junk food.
Being grief stricken, Pinky the Pig did not feel like porking out in the puddle of mud for the day.
This selection of pork puns is not boar-ing at all!
Oinky the Pig was not allowed to play in the mud anymore because he forgot to pig up his toys after playing with them.
Oinky the Pig and Pinky the Pig colla-boar-ated and made up these funny pork puns together.
Pinky the Pig had boar-owed some money from the Piggy Bank to fund her education abroad.
The Pig Inspector smelled a bunch of pork pies and he knew the culprit was just in the vicinity.
This collection of pork puns is so swine!
Oinky the Pig likes bacon cakes a lot.
Oinky the Pig lived with his partner Pinky the Pig in Baconstreet.
Harry had an imaginary pet pig, who he called a pigment of his imagination.
Sarah was worried about her pet pig because it seemed to have a pork-anality disorder.
Oinky the Pig hoped to make it to Hogwarts one day.
Sarah quickly grew boar-ed at the meeting and started playing video games on her mobile phone.
Oinky the Pig and Shelby the Pork-upine were best friends in the whole forest.
A pork-upine is capable of cracking the funniest pork pines in the whole wide forest.
Sarah was stuck in a pig-ment of her imagination about her cutest little pet pig in her math class when she lost her focus.
Pork puns are just a huge pigment of our lives.
Sarah was left alone to pig up the broken pieces of her heart when she was fired from her workplace.
Sarah was boar-ed but then she came across a list of hilarious pork puns.
Oinky the Pig was having a hard time porking his car because of the cramped space in the thin porking space.
Sarah could not understand anything that Harry was porking about until he finished the food he was chewing at the time.
“Can I boar-row some money from your piggy bank? I promise to return it to you by tomorrow,” said Sarah to Harry.
Oinky the Pig stuck the porkmark on his new book and decided to read it from where he left off the next day.
Oinky the Pig threw a sowprise party for Pinky the Pig on the occasion of her birthday.
The pig who was passionate about writing as a professional author had recently purchased a new quill and a bottle of oink.
Oinky the Pig and Pinky the Pig were training day and night to win the olympigs this time.
Pig anatomy is quite straightforward, but there is a huge twist in the tale.
Oinky the Pig loved the story of Frankenswine so much, he decided to bring the book to Pinky the Pig and read it with her again.
Being grief stricken, Pinky the Pig needed a long hog from someone who cared about her to be bring her serotonin level back to normal.
Pinky the Pig was disappointed in herself because she accidentally spilled black oink on her white shirt.
Pinky the Pig oinked at the beautiful full moon with her little fingers when she noticed its shine while on a date with Oinky the Pig under the night sky.
“Now that I oink about it, I might have some free time in the evening,” Pinky the Pig said to Oinky the Pig while deciding a time for a get-together.
This selection of pork puns is so oink-eresting!

Pork Jokes

Pinky the Pig could not stop porking about how funny and great the pork puns were, and we can’t either! Here is a continuation of the above list, just crispier in form and more twisted towards the tale. Oh wait, is that the end of it?

What movie did the pigs decide to watch in their leisure time? A Pork to Remember.
Who was Pinky the Pig’s skateboard inspiration? Tony Pork.
Why was Pinky the Pig sad and embarrassed? Because it came back after a pork of shame.
What book is Pinky the Pig currently reading? A Pork in the Woods written by Bill Bryson.
What was Oinky the Pig’s favorite song to hum to? Pork of Life.
What was Oinky the Pig’s favorite movie of all time? A Pork in the Clouds.
What book did Oinky the Pig want to borrow from the public library? Dead Man’s Pork by Larry McMurty.
What did the angry Oinky the pig say to its friend? “We need to pork.”
What did the angry Oinky the Pig say to its lying friend? “Stop telling me pork pies!”
What did the angry Oinky the pig say to its friend? “Pork to the hand, because I’m not going to listen to you anymore.”
What did the angry Oinky the pig say to its friend? “We need to have that pork now.”
What did the angry Oinky the Pug say to its friend? “You are too stub-boar-n!”
Where did Pinky the Pig hide when playing hide and seek with its friends? Under the pork tree.
Where was the Irish pig headed to? To the Pork Airport.
How did Oinky the Pig ask his crush out? By saying, “Do you want to pork more about us over a cup of coffee?”
What television show were Oinky the Pig and Pinky the Pig watching while having their breakfast? Pillow Pork.
Who was Oinky the Pig’s favorite singer? Linkin Pork.
Which video game were Oinky the Pig and Pinky the Pig addicted to? Jurassic Pork: The Game.
What did Oinky the Pig say when he got confused? “What are you porking about?”
What was Oinky the Pig’s favorite dish of all times? Porkeroni and Cheese.
What did Oinky the Pig do to fix its terrible skin rash? It probably applied some oinkments.
What was the lying pig best at cooking? Pork pies.
Why did Oinky the Pig seem suspicious? Because he smelled of pork pies.
What book did Pinky the Pig read for her English class? A Series of Un-pork-unate Events.
What did Oinky the Pig say to his crush? “Aren’t we pig-ture perfect when together?”
What did Oinky the Pig say to his crush? “I a-boar you so much!”
What did Oinky the Pig say to his crush? “Aren’t you a swine little lady?”
What did Oinky the Pig say to his crush? “Will you have dinner with me on Valenswine’s Day?”
What did Oinky the Pig say to his crush? “I like your pork-anality.”
What did Oinky the Pig say to his crush? “May I hog you?”
What did Oinky the Pig say to his crush? “Will you go out with me on Pork-intein’s Day?”
What did Oinky the Pig say to his crush? “Are you a pigment of my imagination, because you are really swine.”
What was Oinky the Pig’s only dream? To go to Hogwarts.
What did Oinky the Pig say to Pinky the Pig when they needed to visit the bank to withdraw money? “We need to go to the Piggy Bank to fetch some cash money.”
What did Oinky the Pig ask Pinky the Pig when a sweet aroma came out of the kitchen? “What are you bacon?”
What did Oinky the Pig do when it came to a tricky turn in the road? It probably pigged the road less travelled by.
What did Oinky the Pig say to Pinky the Pig when it came to a difficult point at deciding whether or not to do something? “It is snout or never.”
Why were the pigs snorting in the mud? Because they were reading pork puns on the Internet.
Why was Oinky the Pig so quiet? Because he was boar-ed.
Who cracks the funniest pork puns? A pork-upine, obviously!
Why did Oinky the Pig miss his flight? Because he could not boar-d on time.
Why do pigs who love to cook the most suspicious? Because they may make pork pies very easily.
What was the lying pig bacon in her kitchen? Pork pies.
Why are pigs pink in colour? There are honestly sow many reasons.
What is a Spanish pig known as? Porque.
Where do flying pigs work at? At the Hogwarts.
What did Oinky the Pig dress up as for Halloween night? Frankenswine.
What is a pig’s common cold called? A swine flu.
What is a pig with three eyes known as? A piiig!

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