Oh my gourd 🎃, get ready for a spook-tacular 😱 time filled with fang-tastic 🧛 pumpkin puns that’ll leave you in stitches 🧵! Whether you’re a seasoned pumpkin carver 🎃🔪 or just love to squash 😆 around during the Halloween season, these puns will have you feeling like the pick of the patch 🌾🎃.
So, don’t be a scaredy gourd 😳, and pumpkin up the volume 🔊, because we’re about to embark on a hilarious journey through the orange 🍊 and frightening world of pumpkin puns! 🎃🤣
A pumpkin is a big chubby orange-yellow colored vegetable or fruit with thick skin. The flesh of pumpkin can be used for making savory or sweet dishes. Also, pumpkins can be used to make a jack o’ lantern on Halloween.
Share some pumpkin puns with your friends to have a good laugh. Given below is a list of some funny pumpkin puns.
Pumpkin Puns
It causes me to remember a coffee drink made with pumpkin pie spice whenever I think of you.
What thing do you earn after dropping a pumpkin? Squash.
I am the king of puns.
Come on let’s pumpkin flavor items up.
How do you fix a destroyed pumpkin lantern? With a pumpkin plant area.
The only thing I have for you is pies.
I adore you a latte.
There is a hollowness inside me.
Let’s make some entertainment.
Why was the pumpkin afraid to cross the road? It had no guts.
What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a plastic surgeon? A jack-o-lantern with a facelift.
Why did the pumpkin pie go to the dentist? It needed a filling.
How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor? It wasn’t feeling well, it was a little squash-ed.
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.
How do you know when a pumpkin is really ripe? It has a pumpkin-spice aroma.
What did the pumpkin say when it saw the pie? You’ve stolen my heart, and my insides.
Why don’t pumpkins ever get the flu? Because they have great stems-ina.
Why did the pumpkin go on a diet? It wanted to be a little squash-er.
What do you call a pumpkin that’s bad at math? A pumpkin pi.
How do you make a pumpkin stand up? Take away its chair.
Why did the pumpkin cross the road? To get to the pumpkin patch on the other side.
What do you call a pumpkin that can sing? A gourdian angel.
Why did the pumpkin break up with his girlfriend? She wanted to carve out her own life.
How do you carve a pumpkin that’s already been carved? Re-gourd it.
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite horror movie? Pulp Fiction.
Why did the pumpkin run away from the pumpkin patch? It heard they were planning to squash it.
What do you call a pumpkin that’s really good at sports? A jock-o-lantern.
What do you call a pumpkin that’s always looking for love? A hopeless gourd.
Why do pumpkins always look good in photos? They’re very squashful.
How do you know if a pumpkin is polite? It always says thank-gourd.
What do you call a pumpkin that’s been out in the sun too long? A tan-gourd.
Why don’t pumpkins like to go on roller coasters? They get too squashed.
What did the pumpkin say to the watermelon? You’re one in a melon, but I’m a gourdgeous pumpkin.
How do you know if a pumpkin is really rich? It’s got a lot of squash in the bank.
Why do pumpkins make terrible detectives? They can’t keep their gourd down.
What do you call a pumpkin that’s always telling jokes? A pun-kin.
Why did the pumpkin go on a date with a squash? It wanted to see if it was a gourd match.
How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
What do you call a pumpkin that’s always lying? A fib-gourd.
Why did the pumpkin quit his job? It was getting too squashful.
What do you call a pumpkin that’s always procrastinating? A slacker-o-lantern.
How do you know if a pumpkin is really tired? It’s yawning its stem off.
Why do pumpkins like to watch horror movies? They love to get squashed.
What do you call a pumpkin that’s always grumpy? A grouch-o-lantern.
Why did the pumpkin call the doctor? It had a stem-ache.
Wow, you have very welldeveloped physics.
What do you name a fashionable ghost? Faboolous.
Do something with a grand purpose or gourd back to your place.
Because Halloween doesn’t come often.
Pumpkin flavor and everything delightful.
Offer them pumpkin to discuss about.
How do you welcome your guests? Welcome, GourdGeous.
Bone to have a fierce personality.
Lets have a little experience of getting smashed.
Creep it actual.
How do you amaze someone with a delightful message? Hi, bootiful.
How is your life going?
You will never be ghosted by me.
The reason for my presence is the boss.
Trouble it, when you have obtained it.
Existence is gourd until the season of pumpkin is here.
Fondness at first bite.
Move the booty of yours.
Pumpkin flavor and relax.
Pumpkin spice is loved by me a latte.
Decieve or celebrate with yo’self.
Do not chai to converse with me.
The pumpkin flavor of my latte is you.
I can’t be able to stop myself from thinking about you a latte.
The only thing I have for you is pie.
Pie love dedicates the time to you.
The only individual who will be my boo forever is you.
Have a meal, drink and be frightened.
Lets create some entertainment this October.
Wish you a delightful hallowween.
Wish you a gourd evening on Halloween.
My Gourd, fall is loved by me.
Hello jack, for you this is truly a Hallowween.
Pumpkin Jokes
At this moment, pumpkin flavor is my blood type.
Little pumpkins are helped by whom to cross the road without causing any harm The gourd of the crossing.
Do you know the favorite sport of pumpkin? It’s squash.
Do you know the probability of pumpkin’s girth to its diameter? Pumpkin pie.
Do you know what is said by the pumpkin after Thanksgiving? Goodpie people.
What do you name a pumpkin that is strong? Goodpie people.
What will be the answer if you ask a pumpkin about it’s feeling? Vine. Grateful that you ask.
Have you any idea where do the pumpkin lanterns exist? In the seedy portion of the city.
What do you name a little pumpkin who ignores everything a crossing gourd says? Squash.
What do you name a pumpkin when seeds spat everywhere by it? A jerk o’ lamp.
What can be the outfit of pirate jack o’ lantern? A pumpkin plant area.
If you feel you are not appreciated by me, Jack is unknown to you.
I am very pumped that God blessed me with a companion like you.
Jack o’ lantern to the individual, whose smile constantly brightens up your house.
The tiny pumpkins are frightened for Halloween.
Let’s support them to be joyful.
Oh my gourd-ness, I love Halloween!
You’re the pick of the pumpkin patch.
Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
Squash goals!
Life is gourd with you around.
Gourdgeous inside and out.
Feeling a bit hollow? Carve out some fun!
I’m absolutely pump-kined about Halloween.
You drive me out of my gourd!
Let’s pumpkin spice things up.
A-peeling pumpkins everywhere!
Let’s get smashed – pumpkin style!
Sipping on some pumpkin spice and everything nice.
No pumpkin left behind.
Squash-ing my fears this Halloween.
You’re the pump-king of my heart.
Too gourd to be true.
I’m so glad I could pumpkin here tonight.
You’re one in a melon – I mean pumpkin!
Don’t be a scaredy gourd.
Carve out some good times.
Have a smashing pumpkin Halloween!
I’ve got pumpkin to tell you.
Ready to pumpkin roll with it!
Let’s squash the competition.
Pumpkins, spice, and everything nice.
Pumpkin up the volume.
Can’t wait to pumpkin to action.
Orange you glad it’s pumpkin season?
So a-peel-ing, it’s scary.
I’ve got the pumpkin touch.
Seeds the day!
You’re such a gourd sport.
Smashing good fun!
Squash any doubts.
You’re a real pumpkin charmer.
Let’s patch things up.
We make a gourd-geous pair.
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