180+ Quarantine Puns for all the Hungary Souls

Laughter is the best medicine, even in times of an uncertain pandemic. If it’s a pandemic, let us all try our best to turn it into a pandemic and spread laughter, instead of a deadly virus. On this account, Kenya we all start having some fun and read the funniest quarantine puns out there?

Funny Quarantine Puns

It is indeed important for all of us to stay Indoors at all times, but it is also important to feed the Hungary soul some quarantine puns to make the somber period a little brighter than usual. There is no Russia, but let us all read some quarantine puns to make the best out of the situation!

  • I cannot wait to Rome around the world again without it being a threat to my health.
  • Kenya tell me some quarantine puns in this somber time?
  • My Delhi routine in this quarantine has simply been to wake up and desperately wait for the end of the day.
  • I don’t think I Kenya wait for the quarantine to end so I can travel again!
  • The Spain is real, but we can make it fun with quarantine puns.
  • I don’t understand what’s the Russia in wanting to travel the whole world in a quarantine.
  • We must stay Indose at all times in order to be safe from the health hazard.
  • During the pandemic, I saw my saves Dublin due to remote presence and work.
  • “Where Dubai your face masks? They are pretty cute,” Sarah asked Polly while taking a morning walk with her.
  • I need a lot of Lucknow in order to recover from this terrifying health disorder.
  • I have been Cochin myself to stay happy in this quarantine with funny quarantine puns.
  • Venice the school reopening, I have been so bored in quarantine.
  • I always get confused between a pandemic and a pandemic.
  • I Kenya not believe it that I Kenya not travel anymore!
  • This pandemic, let us all spread smiles with quarantine puns!
  • “So are we making inside jokes in quarantine now?” Ron asked Sarah, smiling from ear to ear and raising his eyebrows, hinting at his quarantine pun.
  • Sarah’s company literally worked with a skeleton crew with people so sickly and fragile during the pandemic.
  • WHO let the virus out. I guess we all have been barking at the wrong trees.
  • I spilled milk when I was in a quarantine and felt guilty for wasting it. I guess I cried over spilled milk.
  • Whenever it rained during quarantine, I used to look for silver lines but rarely found any.
  • I was so bored in the quarantine; I left no stone unturned in my dead aquarium.
  • I turned twenty years old at the end of the quarantine. I guess that was what my quaranteen is about.
  • I am a proud colonial, for being bored as a lamb during the pandemic that hit in the 2020s.
  • I was tardy while cooking and forgot to pay attention to the cookies in the oven. And just like that, I burnt about 1000 calories in a quarantine!
  • Sarah’s company started to stop moping around lost sales and profit and worked like a quaranteam to boost up their confidence during the pandemic.
  • Ever since Karen turned eighteen, we have been calling her “Quarantine” back at home to tease her.
  • It has been getting difficult to cat-ch up with long distance friends and family in the pandemic.
  • I was finally able to cat-ch up to all my to read and to watch lists during the quarantine.
  • The quaranteens were clueless in regards to how to party and chill after the pandemic was finally over.
  • Nama-STAY-COVID-free to everyone out there!
  • Quarantine puns are terrible, but eye jokes are definitely cornea.
  • It was getting harder and harder to spend butter days in the tough pandemic.
  • Quarantine puns in a boring quarantime makes everything butter.
  • Sarah felt butter after hearing some quarantine puns that her brother told her.
  • The COVID-19 pandemic has been full of toasts and turns, but its tail doesn’t end here.
  • I am so bready to travel the world, but the quarantine hit, and everything came to a stop.
  • My Delhi routine has become extremely monotonous in this never-ending quarantine.
  • It has been so long since I went out, I think I have forgotten how to pork my car properly.
  • Fresh Eyre is what all book lovers need in this cooped up world during this never-ending quarantine.
  • If all of us are sitting on a bed all day long during a quarantine, does it mean we are on a bed rest?
  • Kenya believe that the whole world is sitting inside their homes right now?
  • Ever since quarantine hit and work from home started, there hasn’t been any Russia around the house in the morning.
  • I have tested positive for being bored at home during quarantine.
  • It isn’t even possible to go out for fresh Eyre in the public library anymore, Kenya believe it?
  • It Romains to be seen what will become of the world in a quarantine.
  • Whether or not people will be able to shake hands with each other again after the quarantine, it Romains to be seen.
  • Positive has topped amongst the most negative words in the 2020s.
  • It took a whole quaranteam of doctors and medical practitioners to fight the novel coronavirus pandemic away and into normalcy.
  • After we ran out of food in the quarantine, we have been extremely Hungary.
  • I am bready to make this somber quarantine a bit more fun than the usual with the help of quarantine puns!
  • I Kenya not believe there is a shortage of toilet paper in this never-ending quarantine.
  • These quarantine puns are quarantine (guaranteed) to make you laugh!
  • Kenya believe the world ran out of toilet paper in this never-ending quarantine?

Quarantine Jokes

“Venice the quarantine going to end?” to “Venice the next season of this sitcom coming out?” we all grew up. But Venice you going to stop bothering about the depressing and Venice you going to start laughing? Perhaps some quarantine puns might help! To the rescue as usual, the best medicine for curing any kind of illness. Let’s get rollin’!

  • Why was Sarah so cranky? Because she was Hungary.
  • What did Ron say when he forgot to pack his travel diary with him? “Oman, I forgot my diary at home.”
  • What did the angry Ron say to his friend? “You cannot fight me, Kenya?”
  • What was Sarah doing in the kitchen? Probably busy Washington of utensils.
  • What did Sarah say to Ron when he asked her what has been troubling her? “Mysore throat, obviously.”
  • What did Sarah say to Ron when he was rushing things up and not doing them properly? “What is the Russia?”
  • What was Sarah’s favorite snack during the lockdown? Mac and Sneeze.
  • Where were the sick ships and boats sent when they got sick in the pandemic? They were sent to the dock.
  • What did the doctor say to Sarah when she was in a quarantine for being tested positive for COVID-19? “Be patient!”
  • What has the rock band been singing nowadays? “WHO let the virus out? WHO, WHO WHO.”
  • Why did the mongoose cross the road? Because it was following social distancing rules.
  • What did Sarah say when Ron asked her what novel she was reading? “Currently I’m reading about Novel Coronavirus.”
  • What was Sarah doing when she tested positive for COVID-19? Probably tasting her own medicine to get better, what else?
  • What did Ron say to his crush in a quarantine? “I don’t think I can mask my love for you.”
  • What did Ron say to his crush in a quarantine? “I’m sending you virtual hugs and kisses.”
  • What did Ron say to his crush in a quarantine? “You are a total cootie.”
  • What did Ron say to his crush in a quarantine? “Have a good quarantine, cootie!”
  • What did Ron say to his crush in a quarantine? “There is no Russia, but will you be my partner in quarantine?”
  • What did Ron say to his crush in a quarantine? “I tested positive for being infatuated with you.”
  • What did Ron say to his crush in a quarantine? “Can we cat-ch up as soon as it is alright out there?”
  • What did Ron say to his crush in a quarantine during valentine’s day? “Will you be my quarantine?”
  • Why was everyone mad at Ron in the quarantine? Because he kept on telling inside jokes and quarantine puns.
  • What did Sarah say when she came to visit Ron? “Just chicken in on you, how are you doing in this pandemic?”
  • Why was Sarah avoiding Ron? She was practicing social distancing, duh.
  • Why were all the clocks in Ron’s house broken? Because he was killing time in the quarantine.
  • What did the doctor say to Sarah when she asked him for the time and a patient sneezed on her in the hospital? “Why it is quarantime, dear.”
  • What did the seal say to Ron after listening to his puns? “This seal-ection of quarantine puns is hilarious.”
  • Sarah accidentally sneezed on her breakfast. What was she having? Mac and Sneeze.
  • What kind of junk food should be avoided at all costs during a quarantine? Mac and Sneeze.
  • Who was the most responsible citizen during the COVID-19 pandemic? Elon Mask.
  • What did Ron’s Mexican wife say to him before joining her routine zoom call in the morning from work during the quarantine? “Have a fantas-taco day, honey.”
  • What did Ron’s Mexican wife say to him before joining her routine zoom call in the morning from work during the quarantine? “Have a spec-taco-lar day, honey.”
  • What did Sarah say when she managed to cook delicious Mexican snacks during quarantine after looking at YouTube tutorials? “Well, isn’t this spec-taco-lar?”
  • Why was the literature student so distressed in the quarantine? She probably needed some fresh Eyre.
  • What did the comedian say in the quarantine? “In a pandemic, quarantine puns are the best.”
  • What did the English professor say to her daughter when she tested positive for COVID-19? “Metaphors be with you, my child.”
  • What did the physicist say to his child when he tested positive for COVID-19? “May the mass times acceleration be with you, my child.”
  • What did the gym trainer say to his daughter when she tested positive for COVID-19? “May the gains be with you, my child.”
  • What did the scientists suggest the general public during the quarantine? “Stay Indose at all times!”
  • What did the scientists suggest the general public during the quarantine? “Stay safe and Stay Indores. What is the Russia in wanting to go out?”
  • What did the doctor say to Ron when he asked about the health of his wife after she tested positive for COVID-19? “It Romains to be seen whether she is showing signs of recovery or not.”
  • What did Sarah and Ron say to each other when both of them tested positive for COVID-19? “I guess we are partners in quarantine.”
  • What did the scientists in China say after the COVID-19 pandemic spread across the globe? “I guess we are partners in quarantine.”
  • What is the best activity to try out in a quarantine? It’s a pandemic! Make quarantine puns.
  • What is the best activity to try out in a quarantine? Washington of utensils, what else!
  • What did the travel enthusiast say when the quarantine was declared on global news? “I Kenya not believe it that I Kenya not travel anymore.”
  • What did the frustrated soul stuck in the quarantine say? “I Kenya not believe there is a shortage of toilet paper in this never-ending quarantine.”
  • What did Polly say when she turned eighteen in a quarantine? “Kenya believe that I’m now a quaranteen?”
  • What did the doctor say to the depressed patient when there was a less chance of her survival? “Some quarantine puns are quarantined (guaranteed) to make you laugh. Laughter, after all, is the best medicine out there!”
  • Why was Sarah tired of reading the novel? Because the novel coronavirus was extremely long and painful.
  • What book should be written next in the quarantine? Chicken Soup for the Quaranteen Souls.

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