100+ Quiz Puns that Will Make You Laugh

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I met up with several pals this week for our weekly pub quiz, one of whom reads these jokes often, so I figured pub quiz jokes would make a suitable subject for this week’s puns and one-liners. But, as always, there is no assurance of amusement or novelty.

Funny Quiz Puns

Make sure you learn a few trick questions so you can start a conversation at gatherings or at the dinner table. Here are some entertaining trick questions for both children and adults:

  • What are two breakfast foods off-limits? Dinner and lunch.
  • What becomes wetter as it dries out? A cloth.
  • Which word is misspelled in each and every dictionary? Incorrectly.
  • What never enquires but is constantly answered? Your mobile phone
  • What rises but never, ever descends? Your age.
  • Despite falling off a 50-foot ladder, a girl was unharmed. Why is that?
  • She slipped and hit bottom rung.
  • Despite only having one letter, what begins with “e” and finishes with “e”? An envelope.
  • How is it that a girl can continue for 25 days without sleeping? Then, in the night, she finally goes to bed.
  • Why is there not a single individual on the ship full of passengers? Every person on board is married.
  • How can the first place be eliminated? G is all that’s needed to make it “gone”!
  • What is more destructive than the devil and more significant than God? The wealthy desire it, whereas the underprivileged already possess it.
  •  A cowboy arrived in town on Friday. He rode out on Friday after spending three days in the city. How on earth is it even thinkable? His horse was called Friday.
  • What two keys are incompatible with all doors? A donkey as well as a monkey.
  • Exactly what can you expect to find at the end of every rainbow? “W” is the letter.
  • When a little child was transported to the hospital’s emergency room, the ER doctor refused to do surgery after seeing the boy. Instead, the doctor announced, “This boy is my son.” The boy’s father, however, was not the doctor. So how is it even possible? The boy’s mother was a doctor.
  • What lacks arms or legs but has a face and two hands? The clock.
  • What cannot be thrown but may be caught? A cold.
  • I’m tall at first, but as I stand, I get shorter. So who am I? A flame.
  • How Many Seconds Does the year consists? Twelve. 2nd of January, 2nd of February, 2nd of March, etc.
  • What cannot walk but can run? Raindrops.
  • Twenty-eight days are how many months? All 12!
  • You can see straight through the wall because of me. So who am I? A window.
  • How is it possible for your pocket to be empty but still contain something? When the thing in question is a hole.
  • What is made up of a thumb and four other fingers but is not really genuine? Hand gloves
  • Consider yourself in a space that is rapidly filling with water. Neither windows nor doors exist. How can you leave? Quit daydreaming.
  • Even though everyone on the earth requires it, they typically provide it without receiving it. It is what? Advice.
  • What is something you can hold without even touching it? A discussion.
  • I’m an odd one out. I can be made equal by removing one letter. What digit am I? Seven (without the “s,” it becomes “even”).
  • Even the most muscular girl can’t hold me for more than five minutes despite the fact that I’m as light as a feather. So who am I? Breath.
  • Only three slices of pizza were consumed by the two mothers, two daughters, and all of the diners that went out to eat. What makes that possible? A grandma, her daughter, and her daughter’s daughter were all present.
  • What five-letter word gets two additional letters to make it shorter? Short.
  • Without mentioning the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday, give the names of three successive days. Future, past, and present
  • What becomes sharper with use? Your mind.
  • A man started walking outside his house when it began to rain. The man was not carrying an umbrella, nor was he donning a cap or hood. Yet, no hair on his head was wet despite the fact that his garments were utterly saturated. How is this possible? He had a bald head.
  • What can you create that nobody can see, not even you? Noise.
  • What is yours, yet someone else uses it more frequently than you do? Your title.
  • What happens just once every minute, twice every second, and never in a million years? The capital M.
  • If you utter my name, you’ll break me since I’m so delicate. So who am I?
  • Silence.
  • I’ll die if I drink. I’m alright if I eat. So who am I? A fire.
  • What has plenty of holes but nevertheless manages to hold liquid? The sponge
  • I have teeth, yet I am unable to eat. So who am I? A comb.
  • You cook the inside of my body after you discard the outer. You then consume my exterior while discarding my interior. So who am I?
  • Cobs of corn. Cook the corn since you discard the husk. After that, you consume the corn kernels and discard the cob.
  • What never walks but always runs, Whispers but never speaks. Has one bed but never goes to bed. And a tongue, but never consumes anything? A stream.
  • Which bird has the most extraordinary lifting capacity? The crane.
  • What rises as soon as it starts to rain? An umbrella.
  • More is left behind the more you take. So who am I? Footprints.
  • I am fully knowledgeable in all areas. However, I’m so tiny that you can fit your fist around me. So who am I? Your head.
  • How much mud is in 5 feet wide by 5 feet deep hole? None.
  • What is three-footed but unable to move? A yardstick
  • Considering that two is a company and three is a throng, what do five and four make? Nine.
  • What remains stationary while traveling the globe? The stamp!
  • Name four days during the week that begin with the letter “t.” For example, today, tomorrow, Tuesday, and Thursday.
  • What is visual but has four eyes? Mississippi
  • What weighs nothing at all but is as large as an elephant? Its Shadow.
  • What lacks a head but has a neck? A container.
  • What moves more quickly, heat or cold? Heat. Because cold can always be caught.
  • I’m heavy going forward but not going backward. So who am I? A ton.
  • A lady leaves her house, makes three left turns, and then comes back home to find two mask-wearing men waiting for her. The two men are who? The umpire and the catcher.
  • Three daughters make up Beth’s mother. Sara and Lara are the names of the two. What is the third daughter’s name? Beth.
  • What increases in size as more is subtracted from it? A hole.
  • I have four legs, one foot, and one head. So who am I? The bed.
  • We only see it twice a week, once a year, and never in a single day. It is what? The symbol “e.”
  • If I have it, I keep it to myself. I don’t have it if I share it. It is what? A secret.
  • What just has one eye and is completely blind? A needle.
  • What is always on the way yet never gets there? Tomorrow.
  • What can be held but never broken? A promise.
  • What do you name a man who only has one hand’s worth of fingers?
  • Most people typically only have half of their digits on the one hand.
  • Where do the survivors go to be buried if an airplane crashes on the Canadian-American border? The living is not suppressed.
  • How long would it take four guys to build a wall if something took eight men 10 hours?
  • There was no wait so because the wall had already been built.
  • If there are five apples in a dish, and you remove three of them, how many apples do you still have? The Three you chose.
  • Which would you light first if you had just one match and were in a dark place with an oil burner, kindling, and a newspaper? The match
  • How do you spell “the white of an egg” if you spell “sit in the tub” as s-o-a-k and “a humorous story” as j-o-k-e? e-g-g-w-h-i-t-e.

Quiz Puns

If a pun or a riddle has a setup or punchline that is a question with possible answers, read it slowly. These puns from the quiz professor are meant to be shared and made fun of, so we hope you like them.

  • Is it acceptable for a guy to wed the sister of his widow? No, but that is also impossible because he is dead.
  • What color are the stairs if Mrs. Smith’s one-story home is entirely pink? No steps exist.
  • An isolated youngster kicked his soccer ball ten feet before it returned to him. How is that even possible? He shook it up.
  • How can a man step outside in a downpour without a single hair on his head being wet? He’s bald.
  • What way does the smoke move if an electric train is traveling north at 100 miles per hour and the wind blows west at ten mph? Electric trains don’t emit smoke.
  • How is it conceivable that two people escaped a plane disaster in which every single person perished? They were wedded, the two survivors.
  • What both fall but never break, and what both break but never fall? Morning and evening hours.
  • The attorney stated that he did not have a sibling, despite the accountant’s testimony that “the attorney is my brother.” The liar is who? Because the bookkeeper was his sister, neither.
  • All but seven of Uncle Ray’s sheep perished as a result of the catastrophic storm that slammed his property, so how many living sheep are there? Seven.
  • What do you name a woman who constantly knows where her spouse is? The widow.
  • What do you use to brush your teeth, sleep on, and sit on? A toothbrush, a couch, and a chair.
  • What rises and falls yet always stays in the same position? Stairs
  • What’s the connection between an island and the letter “T”? They are both submerged in water.
  • What took place whenever the wheel was created? A revolution took place.
  • Which way did the egg roll when it was set on the barn roof? Because roosters don’t lay eggs, it didn’t.
  • What does not really have a body but a skull and a tail? A coin.
  • Mr. Larger, Mrs. Larger, or their infant—who is more prominent? The infant is slightly larger.
  • A man resides in an apartment complex on the 100th level. He fully utilizes the elevator on wet days. On sunny days, though, he just ascends halfway before continuing on the steps. Why is that so?
  • The man can only reach the button on the 50th floor because he is short, but on rainy days, he can indeed reach higher by using his umbrella handle.
  • You discard me when you need me, but you retrieve me when you no longer require me. So who am I? An anchor.
  • Why are you still young? The final two letters are a “n” and a “g.”
  • What doesn’t occupy any space but can fill a whole room? Light.
  • A man in all black is strolling down a country road when all of a sudden, a big, pitch-black automobile with no lights turns the corner and stops. How did the driver of the automobile know that he was there? There was daylight.
  • What begins with gas and contains ten letters? Automobile
  • Where can you locate villages, cities, stores, and streets without anyone in them? Using a map.
  • Tom, my neighbor, is a seven-foot-tall, forty-five-year-old blacksmith who eats frequently. He weighs how much? Iron
  • The home has three key rooms: one is where the money is kept, another is where the vital papers are held, and the third is where the jewelry is kept. Unfortunately, fortunately, these rooms caught fire one day! Which room is the first one the police officers clear? None, as firefighters rather than police officers, extinguish flames.
  • What never smells but always tastes? Tongue
  • Why is the value of 1968 pennies higher than the 1967 pennies? This is because? This is because 1968 has one more dime than 1967 has.
  • What English term contains three double letters in a row? Bookkeeper
  • Eight men are seated on a couch. Six men go as three of the legs break off. How are so many legs still there? Five: the remaining couch leg, the legs of the two remaining males.
  • The more stuff you have, the less you see. It is what? Darkness
  • The living doesn’t even murmur as you walk on them. They murmur and complain as they “walk on the dead.” Describe them. Leaves.
  • What are the most times a single magazine can be manually folded in half? Once.
  • Which two terms, when combined, contain the most letters? Postal Service
  • Who will make the peak of a coconut tree first among a squirrel, a monkey, and a bird? Coconut trees don’t support the growth of bananas.
  • How many pigeons remain in the tree if a hunter kills one of ten that are perched there? None because when one was shot, the others took flight.
  • What flies and has four wheels? A pickup for trash
  • How many animals were brought by Moses into the Ark? None, as Noah was the one who assembled and filled the Ark.
  • Is it even possible to pick up an elephant using just one hand? Unfortunately, you cannot since an elephant will never be found using just one hand.
  • Is it even possible to drop an egg on a marble floor without it breaking? A concrete slab is really difficult to crack; therefore, it’s not that difficult.
  • Can you name a house that has no room? a mushroom

Name a place where is an ocean but no water at all. In the map

  • How can a doorway not be a door? When it is a-jarr.
  • What nation has the coldest voice in the world? Chili
  • What would you get if you hurled a red rock into a green sea? Wet.
  • What type of tree can you hold in your hand? coconut palm
  • The person is interred in Grant’s tomb. No one, as Grant, is neither buried nor entombed.
  • Who assumes the presidency in the event that the Vice President passes away? The President
  • A rancher owned 500 cows but only fired one shot, killing all of them. How is that even possible? A panorama picture.

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