71+ Best Santa Puns and Funny Quotes

Santa happens to be the adorable mascot of our holiday season for whom we all wait eagerly on the Christmas Eve. He is an individual who loves his reindeer and cookies, and also laughs with his belly. In the following paragraphs, we have mentioned some interesting Santa puns for your enjoyment. 

Santa Puns and Funny Quotes

  • What are the reindeer wranglers of Santa Clause called?

Jolly ranchers.

  • How can you differentiate Santa’s reindeer and a knight?

The knight is going to slay the dragon while the reindeer happen to be dragon the sleigh.

  • Santa does not use reindeer milk while drinking coffee because he is sticking to a deery-free diet.
  • How much Santa pays for parking his sleigh as well as reindeer?

Nothing at all, it happens to be on the house!

-What are the little helpers of Santa called?

Subordinate Clauses.

-For what reason is Father Christmas not seen in the hospital?

Since he has personal elf care!

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-If Santa Claus is crossed with a duck we will be getting a Christmas quacker.

-Which reindeer of Santa has got the best moves?

Dancer.

-A feline working for Santa is called a Santa Claws.

-Santa is known to spend his salary on Jingle bills.

-While Santa is on a vacation, he stays within a ho-ho-hotel.

 -When Santa becomes sick he goes to the elf center.

-Santa does not consume junk food because it is not good for your elf.

-Who is responsible for delivering Christmas presents to the baby sharks?

It is Santa Jaws.

-The type of motorbike which Santa rides happens to be a Holly Davidson.

-The assistant of Santa visited the physician since he was suffering from low elf esteem.

-Who happens to be the favorite pop singer of Santa?

Elf-is Presley!

-What is Santa called when he happens to be on a tea break?

Santa Pause!

-Doctor, doctor! It is Father Christmas who frightens me a lot!

You are struggling with Claus-trophobia!

-Who is responsible for delivering the Christmas presents of your pooch?

Santa paws.

-What are you going to get in case Santa does not remember to put on his undercrackers?

Saint Knickerless!

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-What does Santa make use of for baking cakes?

Elf-raising flour.

-What is the nationality of Santa?

North Polish.

-What is the favorite food of Santa for breakfast?

Mistle toast.

-An individual who is known to clap during Christmas is called Sant Applause!

-Who does not remember to wear his underpants, and then ventures out for delivering presents?

Saint Knicker-less.

-What was told by the sea to Santa?

Nothing at all! It simply waved.

-How many presents was Santa able to put into the empty sack?

Just one; then it is not empty anymore.

-How will you be able to know if Santa is in your residence?

You will be able to sense his gifts.

-How talented is Santa in martial arts?

He has got a black belt.

-For what reason does Santa own 3 yards?

So that he is able to hoe, hoe, hoe.

-What is the name of Santa’s sister?

Mary Christmas.

-What is put by Santa on the toast?

Jingle Jam.

-In case Santa Claus becomes stuck in the chimney, we will be pouring Santa flush right on him!

-One day, a small kid told to Santa to send him a sister.

Santa relied by asking the child to send his mother.

-For what reason is Santa always so cheerful?

Because he knows the dwelling places of all the naughty chicks.

-At Christmas I will be using my hand-santa-tizer. It will help me to keep clean.

-How will Santa be able to deliver gifts when there is a thunderstorm?

Santa’s sleigh will be flown by raindeer.

-What is the preferred measurement of St. Nicholas in the metric system?

It is the Santameter.

-What thing happens to be red and white falling down the chimneys?

Santa Klutz.

-The preferred kind of potato chip of Santa Claus happens to be Crisp Pringles.

-For what reason do Dancer and Dasher prefer coffee?

Because they happen to be the star bucks of Santa.

-The preferred track and field event of Santa Claus happens to be North Pole-vaulting!

-The favorite snack food of Santa happens to be Crisp Pringles.  

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