The first thing everyone remembers when the season of summer arrives, the first thing that comes to your mind to prevent the hot gloomy winds that temper your minds is none other than the juicy fruits like melons and everyone’s favorite the watermelon. Below mentioned are some puns which will tempt you to eat watermelons.
Funny Watermelon Puns
- Once a man went to the fruit seller and asked for watermelon, the fruit seller ran to his house brought him a jug of water and gave him a yellow melon.
- A father was very happy by his son’s achievement in his academics to appreciate him among his relatives; the father said “ My son is one in a MELON ”.
- A group of people went for watching a theater show in London after the show ended, the head of the show asked for the comments, the leader of the group replied, the play was MELONDRAMITICALY great!
- Why does on avoid doing business with the watermelons; the reason is these are variably seedy.
_ The farmer was very sad, all his crops were distorted because of high tempretures,the people advised him to watermelon his farms for a nice gloomy crop.
_ What will happen in a watermelon’s funeral? The people there will be MELONCHOLY sad.
_ The librarian never read the books, because his favorite fruit was watermelon and he had already red all the books.
_ What will happen if the watermelon does not bath for a couple number of days, it will start smelon !
_ Once a husband had a lot of watermelon for lunch and came back home, his wife commented, just go and take a bath you are smeloning very bad !
_ Once a man got ill after eating lot of watermelons; the doctor observed the symptoms and declared that he is suffering from water felon.
_ What will a man be called if he has a lot of blusterous felon on his finger, he will be called as water felon.
_ A man gifted a lot of fresh watermelon of his farm to his friend, as a token of thanks the, friend greeted him by saying “ thanks a melon ”.
_ A man introduced his friend to his wife by saying that we are best of friends and my friend is one in a melon.
_ A father on his daughter’s wedding complimented her by saying your smile is worth a melon bucks.
_ The new born girl in the hospital was a little dusky the doctor said it seems that the infant has high levels of meloninine.
_ The instructor advised all the people in the gym that they should regularly do exercise have healthy food and also forty five minutes of tredmelon he meant to say treadmill is a must.
_ The farms look really good to me do you know why? They have a lot of wind melons on it.
_ Most of the employees in the organization have their Mondays as the busiest day, on asking the reason some of them replied, “ We are busy on Mondays as we receive a lot of melon this day ”.
_ What is the best time to water the lawns; the farmer replied I water melon mostly during the morning.
_ How many animals are there in this zoo, the care taker replied there are thousands animelons in the zoo!
_ These days the water melons are treated with a lot of pesticides for their fast growth, this is dangerous and harmful because it could lead to a lot of abnormelonities I mean abnormalities.
_ These days nothing is perfect there are a lot of flaws in it, hence steps need to be taken to make things normelon, said a minister during his speech.
_ Camel is a slow and steady animal it’s not advisable to go for a trip on a camelon.
_ A teacher announced that there will be a watermelon party on this Thursday, all students are advised to bring water melon in their lunch, a student’s mother packed a bowl of water and a yellow melon in the lunch box.
_ Happy and hydrated are those who eat watermelons those who do not eat water melon are abnormelons.
_ An interviewer asked a sheik in Saudi what is is favorite fruit the sheik replied watermelon, the next question was what your favorite animal is, and he replies camelons.
_ Which animal changes to red on a red colored surface, the animal is cha-melon !